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1 year ago

Jack: I intend to stay pissed at you forever, even if I seem helpful.

Ralph: Then you’re in luck. Because you don’t.


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1 year ago

Piggy: The secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need.

Ralph: The second secret to life is that fresh air, warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling.

Jack: The third secret to life is that sometimes violence really is the answer.


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1 year ago

Jack: Okay, in our defense—

Ralph: You have no defense, you guys are idiots!

Jack: That was a big part of our defense.


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