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Dream SMP as weird things my family has said
Philza (singing): I like life, life hates me. I gave it cake and it shot me in the foot.
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Dream: Hey Wilbur we're doing a seance, wanna join?
Also Dream: *pronounces seance like Beyonce*
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Tommy: I am going to nod and pretend I understand what you are saying.
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Philza: Wilbur and Techno aren't allowed to swear. Tommy can only do it outside the house.
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Techno, about to collapse: is it safe to eat fruit when tired?
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Tommy: Are there trees in France?
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Fundy: No, I am not a furry. Yes, I act like one
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Techno: I am going to collapse in T-minus 5 seconds. 5,4,3,2-
Dream SMP as weird things my family has said (part 2)
Phil, coming downstairs early in the morning : How you doing, Techno?
Techno, who hasn't slept since yesterday: Phone.
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Phil, once again coming downstairs early: What are you doing, Techno?
Techno, still exhausted: Good.
Techno:
Techno: Wait-
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Ranboo: The economy is in shambles.
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SBI, watching Scrooge:
Tommy: Who the fuck names their kid Ebenezer? If that was my name I'd hate people too.
Techno: Get in loser, we're going ghosting.
Phil: Oh god, please make Tiny Tim shut the fuck up.
Wilbur: Scrooge is just an introvert. He's also an asshole, but aren't we all?
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Quackity, playing Ace Attorney: Your Honor, you will be constantly making fun of this man in 6 years.
Phil, fucking done: Sometimes I don't even want to know.
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Tommy, Ranboo, Tubbo, Purpled, Wilbur, Quackity: CAKE FOR THE BUTZ! CAKE FOR THE BUTZ! CAKE FOR THE BUTZ!
Bad: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The Squad: Awwww- Bad: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The Squad: Oh.
Group chat with the Dream SMP (Part 1)
Quackity: Who the fuck added me to this group chat? BadBoi: :O language! Tommy: Yeah watch your fucking language Philza: Who taught the minors the fuck word? Fundy: ‘The fuck word’ BadBoi: You guys use the f word all the time. Karl: Oh my god, he censored it. That’s so cute. Tommy: Say fuck, Bad. Quackity: Do it, Bad, say fuck.
Tubbo: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Ranboo: You would eat yourself?
Tubbo: I wouldn’t even question it.
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Dream: I get it you had a really bad day, your stressed out, 7 people died-
Y/n: 12 PEOPLE!!!
Dream: Not the point.
Dream: look they're dead now and really whose fault was that-
Y/n: YOURS!!!
Dream: thats right no one.