Incorrect Rottmnt Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Y/N: Are you alright?

Leo: Yeah why?

Y/N: Well, I got the message that you were at the hospital. Something about life and death.

Leo: Oh right, that. Well, we are in a hospital and, as it happens, it's filled with both life and death.

Raph: I knew I should've left the message.

Leo: I don't loose things. I place things in locations that later elude me.

Donnie: That's the same thing as losing it.

Leo: Maybe to those without the nuance chromosome.

Leo: Wait a second- you're mad at me for not being mad?

Mikey: I'm shocked at you for not being shocked!

Random Turtle Thunks: Incorrect Quotes

Figured it was high time to introduce myself and thought it would be funny to do so by associating things I’ve actually said to the ROTTMNT boys.

Raph🧸❤️: *grabbing you by the shoulders and looking you dead in the eye* I’ve got a big heart ok? That means there’s a LOT of love in it, so you are going to flippin let me love you, IN THE WAY I FEEL YOU DESERVE, or else I’ma start throwing things. Something like a chair…or compliments… I don’t know, haven’t decided yet.

Donnie🤔🟪: *not able to socialize and compliment like a normal person* You have the aUdAcItY to actually be a decent human individual, work hard AND do your job?!

Leo✨💠: *wincing with crooked smile* Oof. I think I pulled a muscle power posing too hard. 

Mikey🎨🧡: *grinning at you with an unsettling gleam in his eye* Yep! We’re friends now. You should have ran when you had the choice. Now you’re just going to have to deal with been appreciated and loved for the rest of your life sucka. Tis both my threat and promise.