Incorrect Tolkien Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Parental communism

Sauron : *took elrond as a hostage*

Gil Galad : let go off my Elrond!

Maglor, Maedhros, Galadriel, Celeborn, Eärendil, Elwing : our Elrond.

Sauron : the fuck?!

elrond, while being held hostage in sauron's arms : well at this point, I have too much of a parents

Elrond : mae govannen mellon nin, please stay. I'll ask the maids to prepare the best wine for you

Thranduil : Elrond, where's my son?

Elrond : have you tried, Numenorean wine?

Lindir : but My lord, the Numenorean perish thousand years ago

Elrond : SHUT UP!

Thranduil : ....

Thranduil : Elrond. Where. Is. My. Son.

Elrond : errrr....

Glorfindel, wearing his 3d glasses, and holding popcorn : this place is about to blow....

Thranduíl, about Legolas running around like a happy labrador: I have no idea how I raised such a weirdo, but here we are.

Elrond: These things happen.

Elladan & Elrohir: *accidentally set the pond on fire*

Thranduíl: You know what, my son isn't that bad at all, finally.

I can DEFINITELY see that happening.

Have you ever wondered if elves comprehend human jokes or sarcasm?, like for example when we are so pissed off we say things out of rage and don't truely mean it..

*plan not going well*.

Human:*pissed* I'm gonna k!ll myself.

Elf:*visibly concerned* why would you do that?!.