Ironland Did Not Commit Murder - Tumblr Posts
not me, i would never kill a fellow micronation
@totally-france, @france-unofficial, @france-the-third. You are all under suspicion of the following crimes...
One of you killed Sealand, is handing out bombs/nukes to other countries, blew up countries, killed a few others and caused millions of dollars in property damage.
And the other two Frances have their own share of crimes committed, such as impersonating a country.
You have the right to remain silent, and to call a lawyer, anything you say now can and will be used against in a court of law.
@the-gimmick-authority, you can arrest them now.
but its not me
@totally-france, @france-unofficial, @france-the-third. You are all under suspicion of the following crimes...
One of you killed Sealand, is handing out bombs/nukes to other countries, blew up countries, killed a few others and caused millions of dollars in property damage.
And the other two Frances have their own share of crimes committed, such as impersonating a country.
You have the right to remain silent, and to call a lawyer, anything you say now can and will be used against in a court of law.
@the-gimmick-authority, you can arrest them now.
why do i seem suspicious? it wasn’t me
@totally-france, @france-unofficial, @france-the-third. You are all under suspicion of the following crimes...
One of you killed Sealand, is handing out bombs/nukes to other countries, blew up countries, killed a few others and caused millions of dollars in property damage.
And the other two Frances have their own share of crimes committed, such as impersonating a country.
You have the right to remain silent, and to call a lawyer, anything you say now can and will be used against in a court of law.
@the-gimmick-authority, you can arrest them now.
why is telling the truth suspicious?
@totally-france, @france-unofficial, @france-the-third. You are all under suspicion of the following crimes...
One of you killed Sealand, is handing out bombs/nukes to other countries, blew up countries, killed a few others and caused millions of dollars in property damage.
And the other two Frances have their own share of crimes committed, such as impersonating a country.
You have the right to remain silent, and to call a lawyer, anything you say now can and will be used against in a court of law.
@the-gimmick-authority, you can arrest them now.
@totally-france, @france-unofficial, @france-the-third. You are all under suspicion of the following crimes...
One of you killed Sealand, is handing out bombs/nukes to other countries, blew up countries, killed a few others and caused millions of dollars in property damage.
And the other two Frances have their own share of crimes committed, such as impersonating a country.
You have the right to remain silent, and to call a lawyer, anything you say now can and will be used against in a court of law.
@the-gimmick-authority, you can arrest them now.
Idk but I didn’t kill it
:3
--@the-principality-of-sealand
:3
if you bite me I will cover you in salt like a snail
*summons an iron for no reason*
@totally-france, @france-unofficial, @france-the-third. You are all under suspicion of the following crimes...
One of you killed Sealand, is handing out bombs/nukes to other countries, blew up countries, killed a few others and caused millions of dollars in property damage.
And the other two Frances have their own share of crimes committed, such as impersonating a country.
You have the right to remain silent, and to call a lawyer, anything you say now can and will be used against in a court of law.
@the-gimmick-authority, you can arrest them now.
Omg I love ironland. FOR IRONLAND
FOR IRONLAND! I have not committed murder!
I definitely did not kill Sealand, why do you think I killed Sealand?
@totally-ironland MURDERER🫵
People are accusing me of murder, which I did not do.
People are accusing me of murdering @the-principality-of-sealand which I did not do! I am a very good boy and would most definitely not murder Sealand because why would I do that? Stay tuned to the "#ironland did not commit murder" tag on my blog for more updates
Excuse me, I am very much not sus.
@totally-ironland MURDERER🫵
oh my god its ironland. Im an official citizen hiii :D
HI! People think I committed murder :(
@totally-ironland MURDERER🫵
Since you’re a murderer do you have any bodies I can eat dispose of
I’m so very hungry
I am not a murderer, I did not kill Sealand. I'm pretty sure I have a dead snail buried in my backyard tho, u can have him