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2 years ago

*In the process of making Connor*

Cyberlife Worker 1: So how is it going to identify different fluids or items?

Cyberlife Worker 2: How about through it’s eye scanner?

Cyberlife Worker 1: Mmm, not kinky enough


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3 years ago

Remember when Jess made Aaron’s dead wife into a bitchy mean girl in PDH. Why’d she have to be a bad guy? Because she was dating Aaron? Was she jealous of the fictional woman who she created to be married to her husband’s fictional blockman self insert and die after two seconds? We may never know.


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4 years ago

a spectrum of being is sometimes like: she/ they/ ther../ shem/ shemp/ shemp howard/ him

A Spectrum Of Being Is Sometimes Like: She/ They/ Ther../ Shem/ Shemp/ Shemp Howard/ Him

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2 years ago

I have two exceptions. Its kind of spooky actually. Nick Nelson and Matt Murdock. So random. Why. Objectively, it makes sense. But not with the way my brain is.


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1 year ago

Just had a porn blog follow me and repost all my post🤦🏽‍♀️ guys pls read the DNI I’m very anti-porn especially explicit content that can be watched so I beg that you leave me alone if that’s your forte.


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1 year ago
Dear God, Did No-one Proofread This?

dear god, did no-one proofread this?

liveblogging Check & Mate by Ali Hazelwood


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1 year ago

I never understood the concept of bribing someone not to tell something. Because like, you give the money, and leave. Then they have the secret AND the money. And if they tell, literally what's going to happen?

- You told the secret?!

- yes...

- Give me back my money?!!!

- no.

Like it would only work if you're extremely threathening, but still, most of the times the secret puts you in such a nasty position you can't act out your retribution.


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