It Was Too Perfect Not To - Tumblr Posts

*Points at Tam and Alex* Their homosexual audacity leads them to believe that they have any and all skills required to fix a busted-ass house, despite not having any experience in that particular craft(?)

what being romantic does to a mf: staring at busted ass houses and going “we could live there I could fix it”

Vanica dancing: Since when did the nymphs start coming out of the waters to dance on land?

Lolopechka dancing with Vanica: Since pretty sailors started roaming the harbors

*They make eye-contact*

Lolopechka: Come on, don't look me in the eyes like that... I'll get dizzy

Vanica: *chuckle* the worst that could happend is you falling into my arms.

Vanica is one sassy motherfucker and Lolopechka is too, she is just better at hiding it.