(it's Good Unfortunately) - Tumblr Posts

The guy who you've had a crush on since you were like 12 invites you over to his house (where you worked as a maid) (he pushed you out a second story window when you were kids after you admitted you were in love with him)(you stole from his family and blamed him) and just when you think you're about to get the best dick of your life his house husband shows up (he lives with your crush because you tried to blow up your crush's office a while back) (your crush treated his injuries) (his injuries are healed now btw he just really likes living witg your crush) and invites you to eat the dinner he made (its good. Unfortunately)