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he’s just a little guy and yet here i am considering eating insulation fluff bc i can’t contain the seolarity in my body
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𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . .
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ genre and tags: fluff. crack(?) ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ warnings: none. ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ pairing: woozi x fem!reader. ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ wc: 1.4k. ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ a/n: i'm on a sugar high, and a woozi high, and it's midnight so this fic could be a mess or a masterpiece, and i'll only know once i read it again after sleeping so if it sucks i'm sorry lol.



Your boyfriend, Jihoon, had told you to meet him in his studio right after dance practice since he had some free time in his schedule. He was always busy, so you both clung onto the rare breaks in schedules for dear life and took advantage of them to go on dates or just spend some quality time together.
You were a bit early walking through his studio doors that he had left unlocked, smiling at the paintings and layout of the famous Universe Factory. Everything was so him, and it only reminded you of how much you missed him.
You sat down in his producing chair, spinning around slowly as you waited. You spotted one of his soft black hoodies thrown messily on the shelf and you couldn’t stop your hand from reaching out and grabbing it. You pulled it over your head with a smile, enjoying the smell of Jihoon’s cologne left on the garment.
You continued to wait, looking around the room and examining your boyfriend’s possessions as you waited for him to return. He was clearly running late, but you didn’t mind. You certainly wouldn’t get upset over it. He worked at least 5 times harder than you did.
You glanced over at his desktop, a smile spreading on your face when you saw your favourite picture of you two set as the background image. You looked at it a little closer. It had been a while since you had last seen it.
It was taken about 4 years ago by Seokmin, featuring younger versions of you and Jihoon. He had sneaked in a candid picture of you two with your boyfriend shyly kissing your cheek. He had only taken it to tease Jihoon with, but you both ended up loving it so much that your boyfriend now saw it every day.
You glanced over at the time: 18:12. Practice should have ended by now, so you had no doubt your boyfriend would walk through the doors soon enough.
A file under the clock caught your eye. It had your name on it. You know you shouldn’t sneak through Jihoon’s things, but in your 5 year relationship, you had shared almost everything with each other. Except, you had never seen this file before, and curiosity got the best of you.
Clicking on it revealed a number of MIDI files, all old demos you presumed. You clicked on the first one, grabbing the headphones on the desk and pressing play.
Just as you had suspected, it was a love song. You knew your boyfriend was a secret romantic. No matter how hard he tried to conceal it for his own pride, he was down bad for you, and you knew it more than anyone. But this was above even your understanding of how much he was in love with you.
You were tearing up at the lyrics almost immediately, and from the date the file was created, you could place it as being written during one of his long tours. How much he had missed you was beautifully reflected in the lyrics, stringing together poetic lines along with his heavenly vocals.
Tears were actively streaming down your face as the song ended and you clicked on the next one. It seemed as if Jihoon wanted you to go through more severe mood swings than when you were on your period, because the next demo was more upbeat.
He had written a song about your peculiar relationship, and all the little inside jokes you two had. You were smiling widely at the mention of your first ice cream date portrayed perfectly in the lyrics of the first verse, and again when in the bridge, Jihoon sang about the time you were determined to get a kitten and thought he was being replaced. Your heart clenched as he ended it with a soft “I love you”.
You paused, unable to go on to the third file in the folder without a break. You placed your head on the table, tear stains still visible on your pink stained cheeks from your smiles and laughter.
“Darn you, Jihoon. Stop being such a genius.” You muttered to yourself, fanning your face in an attempt to calm down. It didn’t work very well, as your heart was still racing and emotions were still circulating wildly as you clicked on the next song.
You listened to all 5 songs in the folder, going through another rollercoaster. The first song took you through lovesick emotions in a soft ballad, while the second was a cheesy love song you could imagine suiting Seventeen’s debut year image.
The third song was your favourite of the bunch. You could guess that your boyfriend had written it out of anger after one of your small fights. His fiery emotions translated into clever lyrics with an underlying message that no matter what you did, he could never stay mad at you and that frustrated him. You thought it was cute.
The last two were along more similar lines to the first, personal lyrics and gorgeous instrumental melodies. At the end of it, you were kicking yourself for not sneaking through his computer and finding these earlier.
And, like clockwork, soon after you had finished your listening session, the musician himself finally walked through the door. His hair was still damp, and his shirt had some water drops staining it. You could easily identify that he had rushed to take a shower before seeing you, resulting in his tardiness.
“Sorry, practice ran long and then I had to run to get in a shower before coming here.” He huffed, out of breath slightly.
“Did you run here?” You asked, surprised at his heavy breathing.
He nodded, eyes squeezing shut, “I just really wanted to see you.”
“Aww…” You pouted slightly, even more charmed by him after hearing the songs. “Come here. Get your daily hugs.” He shuffled over and you stood up, burying your face in his chest.
“You’re a thief, Y/n.” He murmured, rubbing your back up and down, obviously referring to his hoodie you wore.
“Well, you’re a liar.” You fired back, hugging him tighter.
“When did I ever lie to you?” He asked, unfazed by your words.
“You said you had shared everything about you with me.” You said, “But you lied.”
“What?” He pulled apart, confusion starting to form in his lined forehead and furrowed brows.
“The file.” You stated simply.
“What file…” He muttered, face paling a bit. You knew he already knew.
“But I’ll forgive you for keeping things from me, since the secret you were keeping was so freaking cute.” You smiled, explaining it to him as he looked over at the computer with wide eyes, the still open folder left as evidence to your earlier actions.
“Y/n…” His jaw was slightly agape, unsure of what to say. To be honest, the poor guy wanted to melt into the floor. He never actually considered that you would ever hear those old demos. He had stashed them away thinking they would never see the light of day again.
“Personally, number 3 is my fav. You’re cuter when you’re frustrated.” You grinned, brushing some of his damp hair away from his forehead and gobsmacked expression on his face. He stayed silent for a while, cheeks burning in embarrassment and shyness as his eyes travelled to you and then back to the open folder on his desktop.
“So what did you want to do for the date?” You questioned, trying to help Jihoon snap out of his shocked state.
“You really listened to them all…?” He asked quietly and you nodded.
“You didn’t think I would ever find them, did you?”
“No.” He managed a nervous laugh, running a hand through his hair to ease the tension.
“If you asked for my opinion, I think you could make it a mini album and call it ‘The 5 Stages of Love’.” You said unseriously, already cracking up at the idea.
Jihoon chuckled, finally relaxing thanks to your joke. He closed the file on the computer and sat back in his chair. “Since you heard them all… Should I make another? I could base it on this very moment. Like your partner finding out a big secret of yours or something.” He rambled, continuing the unserious mood you had created.
“Sounds like a hit to me.” You grinned.
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