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mystictober day 8: jaehee x mc / vacation
jaehee x mc + vacation
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It may have been a passing comment, but it was one that had stuck to you ever since you attended your first RFA party.
“I must ask Sherlocking to retrieve my lost vacation days,” Jaehee says with a little laugh after welcoming the detective and checking the his name on the guest list. It was said lightly, but you felt the truth in her words, especially after the soft sigh that escapes her before you both move on to the next guest.
So naturally, you burst through the doors of C&R one day, fully clad in a detective outfit- complete with a briefcase and a magnifying glass. The borrowed coat you had on was way too big on you, but it only made you look all the more endearing.
“I found them, I found them!!” You exclaim as you enter Jaehee’s office, and she makes a very confused face at you, before looking back and forth between you and Jumin’s door, motioning for you to lower your voice.
“I’m sorry, Mr. Han is currently on a conference call with our associates from Japan,” she says apologetically, using a finger to lift her glasses back to the bridge of her nose. The assistant motions you to come closer. “What was- what was it that you found?”
Her eyebrows furrow as she blinks twice, taking in your appearance. What were all these stuff you were bringing? What in the world was your reason for this attire?
You erupt in laughter for a moment before you remember yourself, eyes widening while your hand comes up to stifle the laughs. As much as Jaehee adored the sight, the sound- she couldn’t tell you not to be quiet.
“I found them,” you say in a hush now, as if you’ve unearthed the biggest secret in the world, as if you held the very key to life in your hands. The briefcase is lifted onto Jaehee’s desk by your hands, an air of importance surrounding you. She tries sitting up straighter, higher to get a peek at what’s inside as you open it, but it’s obscured from her view.
You pull out a folder that held travel documents inside, an all expenses paid week-long trip to paradise as handpicked by you and Zen, and financed by none other than mister director, Jumin Han.
The briefcase is shut as you lay the folder on her table and slide it across in an official manner, like in a movie you’ve watched with her just to see Zen’s cameo in it.
“What is all this… ?” she asks quietly, a puzzled expression on her face.
As she opens the folder, you lean in and grin widely.
“Your lost vacation days!”
You can’t help but giggle again, excited for the overworked assistant. With eyes scanning through the details written down, she slowly begins to smile, but then her mouth falls back into a hard line.
“This cannot be possible. Is this one of Seven’s pranks, are you in on it this time?” She asks in disbelief, once again surveying your outfit.
“No no no, I swear-” you try to explain before Jumin himself walks out of his office, steady beats of his Oxfords slowing to a stop as he reaches the two of you.
“Assistant Kang, this is perfectly serious. We discussed this beforehand, everything has been worked out. Is that any way to show your gratitude?”
“Mr. Han- I didn’t- and,” Jaehee begins to fumble, caught off guard.
“It’s alright,” you swoop in and save her, laughing it off and waving your hand in reassurance. “I see why it would seem too good to be true. But it is true, I asked this guy right here,” you smile as you jut your thumb outwards towards the man in question.
Jumin only nods.
“I- How did you manage this? I’ve been trying to ask for so long…” she responds, still in shock, going through the files in the folder.
“Easy. I have seven cat-sitting days Jumin can redeem whenever he needs them,” you smile proudly, shoulders straightening out as you tug on the collar of your trenchcoat.
The director shares one of his rare smiles too, and gently lays a hand on your shoulder, nodding in approval. He turns to Jaehee and gives her a curt nod as well, before walking towards the elevator without another word.
The assistant finds the tickets and holds them up, staring at her own name printed on them. Like it’s a mirage that’ll disappear. Like it’s a hallucination she’ll snap out of soon.
But she feels the paper in her hands and- oh, why is it so thick?
Her thumb slides forward as her index slides backwards in an attempt, and to her surprise, the second ticket comes into view. Curiously, she places her ticket behind and gasps at what she reads on the second one.
Your name.
“You’re coming with me?” she asks, eyes still glued to the ticket.
“Of course I am!” you say, blushing sheepishly. “What good is a vacation if you spend it alone, am I right?”
Jaehee actually grins this time, finally setting down the documents and looking into your eyes once more. She looks so happy, you think you could almost melt right here, in your entire ensemble and everything. Magnifying glass included.
Nervously, you ramble on.
“I don’t know if you saw it yet but we’ll have time to go to some spots where Zen filmed for his latest movie!! He gave us all of the directions, he even helped me fix our whole trip! And there’s lots of cute coffee shops near where we’re staying, they do all the latte art and-”
You don’t notice that Jaehee’s made her way around her desk already to wrap her arms around you tightly, the way they are now. But you do notice the smile on her face and the way she has her eyes closed, the way she holds you tightly and oh my god, she smells so good-
You’re blushing, but she is too. Sighing happily, you tenderly hold the side of her head close to you as you relish in the warmth of your embrace.
“Thank you,” she murmurs most gratefully against your hair, and you’re so dizzy that you can’t tell if its the ghost of her lips that you feel brushing against your temple or the breeze on this office floor.
You secretly hope it isn’t the latter.
mystic messenger route

I DID IT OH MY GOD
i was so nervous NO BAD ENDING FOR ME yet
this is the first time i survived past day 4 hehe
i guess jaehee being the image means im on jaehee's route? oopsie. i wanted to go in the recommended order to introduce the full story, so zen was first
...but i couldnt help myself.
i was really nervous though cause you can't just be friendly with everyone, you kinda have to prefer one over the other?? so i was scared i was being too nice to yoosung, or jaehee, or 707 (jumins probably my least favorite. i am taunted by jumins bad ends.)
but they're all really enjoyable people??
i guess i didnt get zen though because there were cringy stuff you kind of have to say to do his route (i wanted to question the 'have to' because like.. hell no)
like uhh. 'i want to see you take a shower' which nAHH NO THANK YOU snicker
i mightve been too nice to jaehee but do i regret it? no. honestly ive spoiled it myself so i probably dont need to do it in the recommended order
but also. oh my god i need a stupid amount of hourglasses
and the only other routes im actually interested in are like.. 707 (mans cool n funny) and ray (im curious. ive heard it gets unhealthy, but look if there was a specific person id choose based on appearance, itd be unknown ofc)
but okay deep story (for 707) is 200 hourglasses
and another story (ray) is 250
i mean ive earned like 30 something so far (converting hearts into hourglasses. i didnt even know that was a thing before sob)
so its probably reasonable. but aGHHHH
anyway im also curious about v. but does he get my hard earned hourglasses? hell nah. anyway to save up ill probably have to do, of course, the recommended order. casual story, deep story. and then probably another story.
sigh or well. ill see when i get to it? ill have to do the other routes to 1. get hourglasses. 2. enjoy the story. also im terrified of bad ends. honestly when i first played the bad end was stupidly creepy that it scared me off haha
so anyway i have like 6 days of happy gay times, and if i recall correctly jaehee's is where i need to promote like her independence and to relax and stuff like that. i am SO up for the cute cg's aghh
(not to mention. i think they were called dlc's? aghh)
said

im pretty sure said is meant to be sad
"I'm sure everyone's just said to see you alone when you're such a good person."
"I'm sure everyone's just sad to see you alone when you're such a good person."
btw this is a call with jaehee
jaehee makes the world go round






aHHHHH IM SO FUCKING GAY FOR JAEHEE *headbang* im sorry i have so many screenshots now but i couldnt help myself
anyway i havent slept lMFAO im so tired (and my eyes hate me because there was this fic that kept making me sob my eyes out)
and i got confused AND LMFAO

i wasnt paying attention i think i gota b roken heart im sorry BUT I JSUT READ DUNKING i was like '??? huh? donuts>???'
HEHEH
this concludes the daily mystic messenger update
DATE TIME



DATE TIME DATE TIME DATE TIME DATE TIME
*happy noises*




this concludes your daily mystic messenger update (realizing that a lot of these daily updates i think come from like the early early chatrooms lmfao.)
☆〜(ゝ。∂)


(i know its probably not what im thinking cause ive been spoiled the ending n stuff but lmfao)





anyway lmao the animal pic

!!


awe
my internet decided to go wonky. the image sobb

still kinda funny tho
its like (is he bad at driving?)
jumin: No, I can drive.
me: ... oh -

precious jaehee

and heres the photo of the crash

finished the game




fuck YES
also never seen this screen before

idk what ending to go now
jaehee best route presentation
this is just me jokingly dunking on mysme's other routes and pointing out the weird and wacky shit that happened in comparison to jaehee's significantly more tame route (because i love her route. we stan jaehee in this household.)
meant to make a presentation cause a bunch of friends were getting together to make some dumb af presentations but im procrastinating
anyway ive never played deep story or another story mode. and the only routes ive actually played are jaehee's and yoosung's. i cant be bothered to do anyone else's (the notifs get so annoying. im the type of person who sometimes spends whole days in a row desiring me time and being all alone. so guess what when you give me a game thats basically like a messenger in which you have to actually interact by then? its like. actually socializing! which no. it hit my social limit and i just stopped trying after multiple bad endings trying to actually get to zens lol)
since im not gonna be showing off my presentation (because ah.. socialization.. and two, now im kind of scared i might trigger someone..?)
so. here.
MAJOR MYSTIC MESSENGER SPOILERS


its a gif..


[ Content warning: Swears, possibly triggering content, uh. Mention of bombs, death (faked su//cide), possible implied in//est thoughts (he doesn’t harbor those thoughts I don’t think, but it can still be the impression he gives off), ..mention of s*x maybe?, kidnapping, held captive, weird shit that’s meant to be kinky but actually comes off as really creepy, INACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF PEOPLE WITH MENTAL ILLNESSES, cringe, false reporting / negative media, captivity, yandere ending sob??, and ill add more if i can think of more - and torture. I wont go indepth but ill mention it. …beastiality? Just remembered headbang. I dont think its said but ppl kinda see the implications of it i think. ..ive never played his route so i have no clue | is cucking a trigger??? I dont..>>>????? / sexual implications probably | mentions of S/A. It doesnt happen but a character falsely accuses another to ruin their reputation, toxic relationships ]














thats it lmfao
what i was going to continue with:
jumin. so. you know that bad ending where you're basically kept in his house and he puts trackers in your shoes so you can only walk as far as like the kitchen away from him and doing so alerts him and shit?? and its played off as being some kinky shit i think but like hello? (also i think. it was either him or saeran, but we fuck in the basement he has trauma in??)
(i mean theres also the thing with his cat. the 'i'll treat you like my pet' or something like that line?? i dont remember. or zen having a dream that elizabeth his cat was running away so he locked her up even worse so then when he opened the door she ran??)
707 is the most story-depth i think, the one ppl consider canon. in which. crazy shit probably happens there with the obligatory kidnapping and bomb threat. i honestly cant remember i didnt even go to his page to check . altohugh i think theres an ending where saerans is like 'give me a hug'. 707 does. then saeran kills him. which. oof…. poor guy. or its revealed who their dad is and basically bad things happen i think?
saeran/ray/unknown. inaccurate depiction of mental disorders or something like that (not meant to offend with wording, but i can never remember the names of shit). it was like.. we first get to know ray whose the nicer one. and then there's saeran whose an absolute asshole. there was something like 'if you dont listen something bad will happen' (which is apparently something his mom said to him or something like that?) very sucky situation
V. cucking??? IDFK wtf

V's CELL?
DRUGGed. from. RAY's. TORTURE. okay. okay.
(someone explain to me whats going on in that ending where we're cucking, im so confused)

ah...
so. yknow. jaehee's route is significantly more tame. and relaxing. and stress relieving imo.
the end
MYSTIC MESSENGER CHARACTERS REACT TO YOU SAYING 'IM PREGNANT'
POV you tell the characters you're pregnant as a prank...
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YOOSUNG
Y/N: I'm pregnant...
Yoosung: WHAAAA?!?!??!!
Yoosung: Y/N we're too young to have a baby!!!! Yoosung: Ah, I mean, your body your choice! T_T I didn't mean it like that!!!!! Yoosung: We'll figure this outtogethre
Yoosung: Sorry playinf LOLOL hold on
Yoosung: SEVEN Y/N'S PREGNANT IM FREAKIGN OIUT
Yoosung: AHHHHH WRONGPERSON Y/N IMSORRY
Y/N: It's a prank ㅋㅋㅋ
Yoosung: Y/NNNN YOU SCARED ME T_T

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JUMIN
Y/N: I'm pregnant....
Jumin: Thank you for contacting Jumin Han. This is an automated response. He will get back to you shortly.
*17 hours later* Jumin: Y/N, I got the message.
Jumin: I've arranged for you to move in immediately, whether we share a room or not is up to you.
Jumin: My driver is on the way to you now, don't stress about packing your belongings. I can organize to have them delivered.
Jumin: We can discuss this further once you're here safe. In the meantime, I'll arrange a meeting with my father to discuss marriage arrangements.
Y/N: It was a prank....
Jumin: *read*
Jumin: *4 hours later* That wasn't funny, Y/N. Please stop hanging around Yoosung and 707.

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707
Y/N: I'm pregnant...
707: lolololol
707: really? what should we name it~
707: lolol how about a mix of our names? like renesmee in twilight
707: u think u can blend honey buddha chips to make baby food?~
Y/N: It was a prank...
707: i know. LOLOLOL

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ZEN
Y/N: I'm pregnant...
*12 missed calls*
Zen: Y/N????
Zen: Y/N, are you serious? haha;;
Zen: I'll be in a scandal... aish...
Zen: Our child might break the internet with its good looks. lol
Zen: You keeping it?
Y/N: It was a prank....
Zen: Heol;; Y/N, I was about to text my publicist;;
Zen: I guess it's a good thing. Our child would be too beautiful for the world to handle~ lol

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JAEHEE
Y/N: I'm pregnant...
Jaehee: What?
Jaehee: Hm.
Jaehee: Y/N, we never spoke about raising a child. Why so sudden?
Jaehee: My work hours are long these days, I'm not sure if I can handle a child so suddenly like this. Ah;;
Jaehee: Do you plan on being a stay at home mother? I don't see another way for this to work.
Y/N: It was a prank...
Jaehee: Ah..... Y/N, you shouldn't scare me like that... I'm so tired I thought I was imagining things..;;

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SAERAN
Y/N: I'm pregnant...
Saeran: HAH.... pregnant...
Saeran: Is that true, pet...?
Saeran: I'll have Rika bring in something to fix this.
Saeran: It's no good to have a pregnant toy, is it? This was supposed to be a last resort.. hah
Saeran: *comes in and kicks ur stomach to abort the baby*
Y/N: *coughs up blood* it.. it was a prank...
Saeran: A prank? HAH........ Hah... when did my toy get so mischevious.... I think I'll punish you for this... *locks the door*

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