Jago Yaps - Tumblr Posts
It’s always kind of jarring to encounter a British person in the south for some reason but my interactions with them are always so funny I brought this British dude water the other night at work and he goes “thank you darling you’re a star” …im a star…….
Some Leon silliness for this fine Saturday.
I keep being like ooh I’m gonna make this oc storyline more solarpunk it’s cool there’s so little media that features it but the innate tragedy of cyberpunk calls to me. I cannot live without it. I need to be a miserable bastard.
I keep telling myself I won’t make more netrunners and then I come up with another cool potential moniker for one. And what am I supposed to do then? Just not use it? A fucking waste.
Looking through family photos and there’s one of me as a baby holding a fucking stack of hundreds???? I pray I never learn the context it’s much funnier without it.
Listen I understand greatly that the internet at large is in a constant raging war over what is considered an “old man” but I should not be searching “older men’s hairstyles” on pinterest and getting 35 year old twinks this shit has gone too far. Show me the weathered hags.
I have experienced a lot of difficult things in my life but boy trying to overcome embarrassment to post fanfic is pretty far up there
I have no problems with the local raccoons coming and drinking from my fountain that’s what it’s there for, for critters to drink from, but I DO have a problem with them stealing the rubber bands I use to hold the filter onto the water pump. You do NOT need fucking rubber bands. You are raccoons.
Gf finally got me to play fallout new vegas. I want to do something bad to Benny (sexual)
Tumblr filtering is so beautiful I love blocking anything that causes me the slightest annoyance. Curating my online experience as if I am tending my little zen garden. No I do not want to see posts about supernatural.
One weekly injection of testosterone is not enough I need to take the whole vial like a shot of vodka
I have to do my t shots in the kitchen since I have zero counter space in the bathroom but that means the dog thinks I’m making food and she comes over and starts begging for my fucking testosterone.
Putting a cut for this cause there’s pics of a wet specimen but check out my little spiny dogfish!!!


Barghest tumblr loves dogs and sharks… the dogfish has it all. I collect things like this, wet specimens, bones, taxidermy, so I had to have this little dude too :3
Just saying if you are writing or just talking about Jago and are constantly making mention of him being or acting feminine it’s weird. You’re being weird.
Anyway mildly related to my last post I think people need to draw Jago hairier. No one can convince me that slav on testosterone only has light body hair.
I’m still on my Jago posting shit you know who he reminds me of? Gustavo Fring from breaking bad like deadass.

Official barghest merch and it’s a $108 tshirt PLEASE IM FUCKING POORRRRRR
I need to know the extent of what someone can be compelled to do via quickhacks. Like if you can make someone pull out a gun and shoot themselves what else is possible. When is the “shit pants” quickhack dropping.