Jaina Proudmoore - Tumblr Posts

You know I never really considered this, but now I can't stop thinking of a Little Mermaid AU where Azshara meets and saves a drowning Jaina, only to fall in love. Then she goes to N'zoth and begs to have her old form back and he's like, "Yeah, sure! But you can't speak. Don't want you to reveal my evil plans or anything." So he pulls an Ursula and Azshara is her old self again. She arrives in Kul Tiras and hits it off right away with Jaina due to the fact they're both super powerful mages. But, *le gasp* WHAT'S THIS?! N'zoth has become a lady and is trying to woo Jaina so he can finally corrupt the Kul Tirans?! That fucking THOT!!! So then Jaina starts falling prey to N'zoth's whispers and she's about to give her soul or some junk like that to him, BUT *SECOND LE GASP* Azshara bursts in and starts magicking that hell out of that tentacled bitch. N'zoth is obviously pissy about this betrayal so he transforms Azshara back and reveals her true form to everyone in Kul Tiras. But everyone (Jaina especially) is like "Nah, you're cool fam. You risked your life to save our Lord Admiral so we good." And they defeat N'zoth together! Azshara is super bummed cause N'zoth is so gonna murder her for this stunt and all her beloved Naga subjects are probs gonna die, but Jaina being the super badass wife she is comes in and tells Azshara that the Kul Tirans can teach the Naga how to resist the call of N'zoth and that they're basically now under the protection of Kul Tiras. Azshara is super pumped and totally like kisses Jaina and they're a couple of happy lesbians who go on to bring the Nightborne, Night Elves and Naga together again and basically bring the whole world together because everyone is so proud of these lesbians. Anduin and Sylvanas literally sat down and just had an entire meeting where they gushed over their (and pretty much all of Azeroth's) new OTP. The war is over. Thank you Lesbians.

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The pain of losing in one turn and the joy of winning.

Stream Requests from my stream last Friday

1- Draw what i was drinking from @tricomator​

2- Their OC looking sad from binkyt11 from deviant art

3- Their character Skanky from their blog for @cricket-draws

4- Their OC dressed as Zeratul from Starcraft for @secrettimemachine

5- Their OC dressed as Jaina Proudmoore from WoW for @darthlucario

6- Their OC wearing a maid dress for @nittany-tiger

Hope you guys all like them, I had a blast drawing them

TW: Death, murder, cruelty, tyranny, genocide

This isn't my usual content, so feel free to just scroll if you don't play WoW. Please note that I main a human mage! My previous main was a human monk, my first character on my current account was a Kal'dorei (Night Elf) druid, and my first character was a gnome mage. I play primarily Alliance.

I shouldn't get this angry over a dumb video game.

I hate Jaina Proudmoore. Like, 'Ooooooh a guy turned his back while another guy stole something and that led to the destruction of my home city! This is perfect motivation to ATTEMPT A GENOCIDE. And after my attempt at mass genocide of every single person in Orgrimmar, which is a very large amount of people, I'm going to force the people who taught humans how to make a city fly out of the flying city, and anyone who ISN'T out in the next ten minutes, like the innocent people who just wanted to make sure they brought all of their stuff, or the innocent people who didn't have enough gold to buy a flight away, or the innocent people who didn't understand what was happening, I'm going to throw them in a prison which has a history (and future) of being a genuinely awful place to be! And if they resist, I'm gonna kill them!'

And before you say she was just insane because of the magic residue, do you blame Malygos for the awful things he did when he was crazy? Because you can't both excuse Jaina because she was crazy (And we don't even know if she was to a point on the 'absolutely bonkers' spectrum to say she was crazy by the time she tried to destroy Orgrimmar) and blame Malygos despite his insanity (Which we DO know is guaranteed to actually have taken place).

Boo hoo, bitch. It's not like you, despite apparently being god like in magical power, simply didn't do anything when Arthas culled Stratholme. You were there. You didn't do jack sh!t.

Neither you nor Greymane, who is just as racist but hasn't ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE, bothered to consider 'Maybe the WARCHEIF IS DEAD' when the Horde retreated at the Broken Shore. They left because their Warchief was dead and multiple other main players were severely wounded.

And I'm going to take this opportunity to rag on Anduin as well. Wrathion was TWO when he opened the Dark Portal. 'OoOoH bUt DrAgOnS aGe DiFfErEnTlY' NO. Dragons age differently, sure, I'll give you that, but he was still FIFTEEN AT MOST. 'HE KILLED VARIAN!' I hear some of you hardcore Wrathion haters saying, and to you I say: First of all, he was, once again, a kid, and second, for all we know he was on another planet when Varian died. Though it is sad that Varian is gone, he was one of the good ones, it wasn't Wrathion's fault. Wrathion didn't go 'Hmm, I think I'll kill Varian Wrynn today' and we shouldn't act like he did.

He's a PERSON who made a mistake and has gone above and beyond to rectify that mistake to the point of KILLING AN OLD GOD.

I'm not saying the Alliance is evil. I'm not saying the Horde is good. All I'm saying is that this is a FACTION WAR, not an allegory story.

But there he found upon those distant shores, Enemies 'pon the rise But when he faced those savage foes His daughter stood aside

And buried deep beneath the waves, Betrayed by family To his nation, with his last breath, cried, "Beware the Daughter of the Seas..."

Silly meme that I thought of while my two brain cells connected and that I had to draw to not forget it

The name of the book is: how to take care of your elf

Nice touch with the anchor pendant on Sylvanas. Also... i keep laughing every time I see it because... she seems so proud, while Jaina is dying from embarassement. Also, when this happened, I don't think Jaina was laughing. The trauma of Theramore and killing her lover just after when it was supposed to be a nice moment? Yikes. Doubt this night ended up well.

I made 2 things canon in my universe today...

The first is that Jaina loves to plop herself in Sylvanas' lap via blink or portal, and Sylvanas definitely enjoys it (A Recurring theme hngggg >\\\\<)

The second is that Sylvanas accidentally dies at the hands of our very own Archmage (A freshly mana bomb charged archmage is a deadly partner in bed apparently xDDD)

UPDATE:

Yisss you are correct and with the addition of Jaina overwhelming Sylvanas' whole being with her mana. (since Jaina was still "freshly bombed" xD)... so yep, death by orgasm xD

Felt like drawing Jaina's classic/default heroes of the storm skin