Jake From State Farm - Tumblr Posts

i love your username tbh

i deadass started laughing when i saw

and then i felt obliged to sing

“like a good neighbor state farm is there”

so now everytime i see your username, i just sing that to myself 😅😅😅

AHAHAHAHSHSHHS i love jake but i had to do it to him

Jake from State Farm is a demon here’s my proof:

1. Something is given up in sacrifice (damaged car, home, etc)

2. You have to chant something for him to show up (like a good neighbor State Farm is there)

3. You have to sign a contract for him to help you

My grandpa's dog likes to hide treats and such (he's not particularly good at it), but this is the first time I've seen him try to bury it in non-existent dirt lmao ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ