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trust me guys they're in a perfectly healthy relationship

Did James actually get beheaded? Nooo

Is the anatomy kinda trash? Yeeeeeea

But its whumpy Marly so we all good :) I drew a side profile and it was all over once I made it very ✨pretty✨ and Marly came to mind.

Cabal Ministry of Charles... but I headcanonned. a lot.

Lauderdale is like the only accurate one asfgdhsfjsjhdid (and yes I did spell Lau*n*derdale wrong pls ignore that)

These designs for them were all made (except buckingham) without knowledge of how they looked but ngl once I saw how fugly some of them are I was like yeah no its fine just stick with the headcanons and make them hotter than they could ever because I can't draw anything but the generic hot white guy face (these drawings are on the cartoonier side of my artstyle anyway so :P)

+the bug trio awwwwww

Jimmy why

Ain't nothin′ but a heartache

Jimmy why

Ain't nothin' but a mistake

Jimmy why

I never wanna hear you say

I want it that way

- Arabella Churchill, probably

CANNIBALISM AS A METAPHOR FOR LOVE: JAMES AND MARY EDITION it made me feel uncomfortable in a good way. go read !!

hmm. I wrote something again (about James and Mary this time)

So I tried to get some ideas together for a James Francis Edward AU where he doesn't actually know he is a royal prince and I haven't shown it to anyone so here it is:

• Baby James (or Jamie as his nickname) is born to his parents in the summer with discontent immediately growing throughout England at the thought of another Popish monarch, of course.

• It leads to the final cue getting sent to William to invade England. James leaves London and prepares the army to fight but gets struck down by his nosebleed while preparing for battle, causing him to command a withdrawal back to protect the city, faces the withdrawal of chief soldiers and also his daughter Anne who goes to William and Mary instead, causing a full nervous breakdown so basically just like the actual events really. He ends up sending Maria a request to flee to France with their newborn son.

• During the Dutch Invasion, however, Maria and little Jamie are recognised and seized while trying to escape England and are put under house arrest in Whitehall Palace. James is also put under arrest before he gets a chance to escape and is basically now stuck at St James's Palace.

• James is put on trial and found guilty of treason. This leads to him getting beheaded, like his father, Charles I. Maria is distraught and is banished from England with Jamie.

• After this happens, Maria and Jamie are sent away to Italy where Maria ends up as a nun. She however ends up dying young and leaving little Jamie on his own. Little Jamie is now left in the care of nuns, unaware of his birthright or his family.

What happens next has yet to be seen.

more james and mary art pls 🤧🤧?? i rlly liked ur fic + the art of her sitting on his lap, it was all so cute...

ask and u shall receive :3c

He doesn't support Mary having a girlfriend(s), not because he is homophobic but because he thinks she should only be close with him<3

I think that he would constantly put the pressure of his well-being on Mary but also tell her that she's free to do whatever she wants so she always feels guilty for how she treats him.

and some sillies. James thinks that Mary is sooo precocious and mature and his full intellectual equal but she also can't make any choices on her own, he swears that she will understand when she is older and has children of her own(except he is pretty determined to make sure she will never have to care about anyone but him!) Also why am I implying that James gave birth to Mary himself??

hello miss girl may i humbly ask what your personal favorite james ii portrait is

Oh good question!

Honestly, I'm not sure I can actually answer this, this is difficult! I mean look at him in all of these:

He's especially adorbs when he's younger!

However, I think my favourite one has to be THIS:

I mean, he's got it all going for him. The pose, the fine legs, the long mane. I mean if I was actually there with him, I'm gonna be honest.. I'd faint.

And the irony of him wearing orange 🧡😭😂.

Well, thank you for the ask, my dear friend!

absolutely banger drawings i made on wechat's magma with @basket-lily (someone come euthanize us)

You know what? Shy James is my favourite thing. He sounds so cute.

I'm making shy James a thing from now on.

AU where he blushes and glances downwards while stuttering when any of his wives or mistresses appear.

With the tiniest smile like that would be adorbs.

I give you Charles, James, and William for the ask game :]

Oh goodness @defensivelee and @acrossthewavesoftime did you really have to take my favourite historic men and do this to me?

I'd obviously bed James II because he's a friggin sex king it's scary but I also don't wanna move Anne and Maria around?? To be honest, I don't want to hurt any of the wives, that's the problem! But you know my mixed feelings about him, I adore and despise him. Maybe I could keep him with me for eternity.

I'd then wed Charles II because he's a gem and we could still have fun because we are married.

And finally I'd behead let you two share William III. You both deserve him. Fawn over him and look after him for me.

Mary II, Govert Bidloo and James II for the ask game

Okay damn uh

James gets beheaded. Revenge for Monmouth 👏👏 I guess I'll bed Mary and wed Bidloo <- me and him out here taking care of William's ass together. We would love science together sm

more layer fuckery oopsies. uhmmm evil james be like i love milves and i have a normal healthy fulfilling relationship with my daughters and i love my nephew and also i am now protestant. yippee ^-^

your brother is still a temptation from God.

look, i don't even know anymore. (hehe this is actually something I made at the request of @defensivelee)

charles ii is a proud furbaby mother or something.

Charles would find us mildly strange but otherwise I think we'd get along lol. he's just a chill fella.

James would implode two seconds in. maybe. or he'd enjoy it

Rochester would love us,, just saying...

Only here to make William's asthma worse 👍👍

Mary would act mortified but deep down inside she knows she'd own a tumblr blog just as insane as ours

Anne and George would probably have the same reaction as Charles im ngl. We're kind of like Restoration England but a little bit wilder. Just a bit 🤏(lying)

The Marlboroughs? I feel like John would be horrified and offended and Sarah would call us freaks but we all know she's just as 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.. you know maybe she won't deny the allegations maybe she will join our nation.

i missed a lot of people.. but im don't want to make such a long list rightnoww

Mutuals I'm just wondering how all our fave histfigs would react to our blogs and what they would think of us all.

How does James keep doing this what is wrong with him

I wrote something strange about Mary again. Yes it doesn't make any sense, but don't you want to see her get turned into a boy?

On today's episode of war criminals in China:

uhhh thinking about the crack AU that @defensivelee and I came up with where James flees to China after he loses the throne (because at the time the emperor was actually pretty welcoming to Catholics and even had some Europeans in his court!) I don't know if they would get along.

James would probably be very excited at the prospect of having an official harem. And I think it would be funny if James Francis was raised in the forbidden city.

look what my friend had to say about charles and james