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My Favorite Actors PART 2!!! (Since I got some likes from my first one...thank you to those who did like it!)
These actors are who I see as WHOLESOME Father Figures...and some that I just "Fangirl" on!
TOM CRUISE! (Yes...the one and only! WHOLESOME!)
JOHNNY DEPP! (I'll give him credit for standing up against that Amber Heard chick...with his hotness! Lol!)
CILLIAN MURPHY! (I have no words to express how wholesome he is...only discovered him from Batman!)
MACAULAY CULKIN! (Sorry there's no Gif of him...but here he is striving for GREATNESS!)
JASON STATHAM! (I just appreciate this man...nothing more!)
JAKE GYLLENHAAL! (Yep...he's real!)
TOM HARDY! (It HAS to be illegal for him to be THIS gorgeous...)
TOM HOLLAND! (A sweet boy! Will make an EXCELLENT father though...)
ROBERT PATTINSON! (I mean...he's okay...I'm not complaining!)
BILL SKARSGARD! (Nobody can match his level of heat...NOBODY!)
JOSH HUTCHERSON! (Since when I fell for this man? SINCE WHEN??? Lol...)
I think that's it so far...I may make a part 3...which will showcase my favorite FEMALE actresses... ;)
Again...THANK YOU! To everyone who liked my first listing of actors...Tbh, I did not know it was supposed to blow up like that...
He really looks like to Jason Statham, doesn't he?
One of his relatives?
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Rewatching it rn and reliving my massive crush on Rayna 😤😮💨
this movie was when I fell in love with Melissa McCarthy
Jason Statham is ready and waiting.
THE MEG (Dir: Jon Turteltaub, 2018).
Bigger isn’t always better, as this mega Jaws clone proves.
Jason Statham stars as Jonas Taylor, a washed up, alcoholic rescue diver held responsible for the death of two submarine crew in a botched rescue attempt. Called upon once again to rescue the crew of a stranded submersible, Taylor finds himself up against the Megalodon, a 75 foot shark thought to be extinct and soon heading for the coast of China! Is he up to the task? Will he end up as a Megalodon's dinner? Does anybody really care?
For those who have dreamed of a movie where Jason Statham battles a prehistoric beast, your wishes have come true. There is little more to The Meg than Statham vs Shark, although for some that will be enough.
Director Turteltaub’s movies rarely take themselves too seriously and The Meg benefits from his light touch. Once it gets going, the action barely sags and it never gets bogged down by the sort of fist clenching emoting that these movies have a tendency to. However, the flipside of this is that The Meg is populated by a few too many underwritten, cardboard cut-out characters and relies a little heavily on concepts and situations familiar from many other, much better, movies.
The computer generated special effects are impressive and while the audience has little investment in the characters to care one way or another if they end up as sharkbait, it is fun to see them get chomped on, one by one, by the massive Megalodon.
If it’s thrills you want, there are plenty, but it’s a shame that filmmakers tend to forget that movies like this don’t necessarily have to be the empty-headed entertainments they so often are. The original Jaws (Steven Spielberg, 1975) is testament to that. It's not a bad film but the formulaic, cookie cutter approach to filmmaking fails to lift it above any other number of forgettable action flicks.
Still, if rampaging monster movies are your thing it is certainly worth a look. If, like me, you have a soft spot for Jaws 3 (Joe Alves, 1983), you might enjoy this equally silly shark saga.
Check out my blog JINGLE BONES MOVIE TIME for a longer, more in-depth review of The Meg! Link below.
Fast And Furious - Perfect Popcorn Picture
The fast and furious franchise is by no means one of the greatest of all time and the films are never of astounding acting or revolutionary direction however they forfill their purpose perfectly. This franchise reason for continuation is that it’s a popcorn flick which suits the summer movie season. It has mass appeal because of its gigantic action scenes which they manage to continuously up the anti of. Each next instalment has you wondering how they will make an even bigger spectical.
Whilst the acting isn’t going to get any Oscar nominations the cast has a great chemistry (when they aren’t fighting one another backstage) which pushes the running message of family. The film also has a clear understanding of who are its stars (The Rock, Vin Diesel, Paul Walker [may he rest in peace] and the newcomer Jason Statham) yet it doesn’t let them overshadow the secondary characters (Tyrese, Ludicrous, Michelle Rodriguez). I do believe they have added too many characters into the franchise making it hard for everyone to be unique and have character development. Yet having so many characters means their is more representation of each demographic, this means more people are going to show up to watch your movie as they are reflected in it. I think that this franchise shows Hollywood how you can have diversity (in both race and gender) without it feeling like tokenism.
From the first film which focused on the realistic aspects of the world of underground street racing it was Fast Five which breathed life into this B rated franchise. It did this by making it unrealistic; and by adding The Rock. These impossible aspects is what turned the franchise into a popcorn series and made it reach the heights that it has today.
Being a popcorn picture is not a bad thing after all the Fast and Furious franchise just keeps making more and more money with the mose recent instalment (Fate of the Furious) earning over a billion at the box office, guaranteeing the franchises future. Also by being a popcorn picture you’re more likely to have a fanbase which means more movies, more money. Who wouldn’t want that?
Man Crush Monday #3
Jason Statham Born July 26th, 1967 in Shirebrook, UK
My favorite Roles: Deckard Shaw in Hobbs & Shaw (2019) Jonas Taylor in The Meg (2018) Frank Martin in The Transporter franchise.
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