Jaune Arc X Pyrrha Nikos - Tumblr Posts

Qrow: oh shit wait hey Blondie.

Jaune: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE, SPECIFICALLY IN MY SONS CLOSET?!

Qrow: wait.. this is your house... Shit thought I was in Tai's... Anyway mind if I-

Suddenly Qrows face was met with the barrel of one Milo owned by Pyrrha Nikos

Pyrrha: Qrow.. I'm only going to ask this once. LEAVE OR I WILL TURN YOUR CORPSE INTO SWISS CHEESE!

Qrow:... Can I atleast get some beer.

Jamie (Arkos son): *age seven, clutching his blankets* Daddy, there’s a scary man in my closet!

Jaune: *comforting fatherly tone* Jamie, it’s okay…I’m sure there’s nothing to be afraid of…!

Jamie: No, daddy! He’s tall and skinny and he’s part bird!

Jaune: *walks to the closet door* Here, I’ll check in the closet and make sure there’s nothing in there!

Jamie: Daddy, don’t! He’s really scary!

Jaune: *opening the closet door* Jamie, your dad is a trained huntsman! I’m sure I can keep you safe from whatever-

Qrow: *in the closet* AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Jaune: 😱 AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Jamie: 😭 AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!