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g1 autobots x fem reader

Grrr I'm feeling a little bit silly and had a random burst of inspiration >:3 I'm working on requests, I promise I didn't forget yall!! I'll try to crank a couple of 'em out tomorrow

Reactions to reader coming out as transfem! Can be interpreted as platonic or romantic

Arcee: She's so excited! It's incredibly nice to have another woman around here, considering that she's one of the only fembots on Earth. She'll exclaim that you're "the fem to my femme" every time she gets the chance. If she wasn't already infatuated, she's definitely enamored with you now <33

Absolutely will not tolerate any self-deprecating comments if you're feeling dysphoric- she's your #1 hype girl!

Jazz: He's so chill about it and supportive of you. He uses his holoform to take you out dancing whenever he can, saying that he "needs to show off" his girl friend! Will 100% call you "babygirl" in an affectionate manner from now on.

Hot Rod/Rodimus: He doesn't completely understand, but his spark warms at the way you brighten after coming out and transitioning. He'll do his absolute best to use the right terms for you- sometimes going a little bit overboard with it. He buys you some rather stereotypical "girl" things every now and then- he's doing his best, bless his spark 😭

Bumblebee: He's SO happy for you! Absolutely thrilled to see you start to accept yourself. He'll take you shopping for new clothes if you need them, and he'll giggle and gossip with you about anything and everything fem related as you two learn to navigate your transition <33

Idk I'm just silly 🫡🫠

Bayverse Optimus, ratchet, Ironhide, and jazz reaction to older sibling of Sam accidentally spotting them when they were hiding from his parents and they go,

"...I know damn well sam's behind this and I'm going with him, would that be alright with you? By the way im (Name), what's your name? :))"

They're somehow calm and it's mostly cause they know that their little brother has the tendency to be stuck in... Strange situations. But they won't lie that they felt shocked when they saw stories tall robots at their backyard, but hey they look nice

this ended up being just a generally non-scared sibling of Sam's meeting the bots, hope thats okay. thanks for the request :)

Warnings: SFW, swearing (only Jazz's part), GN human reader

Optimus:

After initial vague hushing motions, you get the whole ‘autonomous mechanical lifeforms’ speech. As this… Optimus Prime, he says, gives you the speech, he’s kneeled before you, optics bright. You assume he’s crouched like that to lessen the height difference, but it’s making it very hard not to feel embarrassed. 

“What your brother is currently searching for is crucial to our mission on planet Earth, and your cooperation would be greatly appreciated.” The reverberating echo commands your attention, no matter how much you want to be anywhere but under his scrutinizing gaze.

The less ruly part of you urges you to say, ‘whatever you want, you unfortunately attractive robo-alien’ but you settle on, “Let me know if there’s anything I can do for you.” He smiles at your response, and you think your heart just fluttered.

The shorter gunmetal gray one scoffs, “You could hurry up your littermate.”

Optimus leans back just enough to shoot a glare and speak low in threat, “Ironhide…”

Ratchet:

“I don’t really know what my brother has gotten himself into, but I’d like to keep an eye on him. I’m sure you understand?” You really hope his facade as an emergency vehicle isn’t just a facade. 

“I understand better than any bucket of bolts here,” the medic's voice is gruff as he pats off some imaginary dust from his forearm. One of the other aliens offers a nasty look at being referred to in such a way but says nothing, turning back to their leader. You sigh in relief, crouching on the torn lawn. Rubbing your temples, you wonder what terrible thing your brother must have done to incur this… situation. 

Before you can mourn not keeping a tighter leash, Ratchet’s face is suddenly much closer than comfortable. You fall back, only your nails digging into the cool dirt keeping you sitting upright. The glow of his optics covers your body in a soft light, as he… sniffs?

“Your levels of cortisol are surprisingly low compared to previous native encounters.” 

Ironhide:

“Ironhide, please stop exhibiting your arms to the human.” The weapons specialist groans at the almost parent-like scolding from his leader, his cannons disappearing under a kaleidoscope of moving parts and back into his arms. 

“Just showin’ off, Prime,” Ironhide chuckles at the semi truck’s scorn, but his optics never leave your face. 

“Hey, would you stop trying to seduce them? It’s getting really freaky.” Sam’s voice raises in pitch and tempo in that particular way that tells you he’s beyond stressed. Though any threat from him with a chihuahua in his arms is pretty pathetic, it’s especially pitiful when aimed at a 20-foot-tall robot.

“I don’t thin-”

“So what if I was fleshy? Gonna stop me? You and what guns?” Oh, okay. Ironhide speaks amicably as he playfully leans towards Sam, who flinches back. You can do nothing but watch with your eyes and mouth wide open. 

“Optimus please get your boy away from my family, or you’re not getting those glasses.” 

Jazz: 

“No! Do not get in that car!” The squeal of your brother’s voice doesn’t hinder your motions in the slightest. You are 100% getting in that car, even if that car was just a giant alien a few moments ago. 

“I’ll- Disown you, or something!” He’s shouting from his window, completely disregarding the supposed alien leader’s attempts to shush him. 

“Yeah, sure, just make sure you do the dishes before you go to bed.” It’s not your fault you’ve always thought Pontiacs were sweet, and certainly not your fault if you choose to indulge every once in a while. Rationally, you have very little to worry about, you reason. If this alien wanted to kill you, he could have before showing you he can breakdance better than anyone you’ve ever seen besides being almost two stories tall.

“Don’t listen to his punk ass, ride with me.” And he bullies your brother? You have a strong feeling you’ll get along with Jazz.