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I really can't endure more pain...

[by kgeyma]

If Carla Yeager was alive:

Eren: I will start the rumbling.

Carla: no, you won't.

Eren:

*end rolls*

Would you and marco do a silly dance please?

((This is kinda an old one cause my Marco and I haven’t done JeanMarco for a while, but I didn’t want to leave you hanging, so I hope you like it!))

How would u feel if eren dated armin ? :)

That’d be fine by me!!! It would get that annoying piece of shit Jaeger out of my hair!

End of a Great Story 🪽🥹

Aot characters as some of the weird things my mom has said

Sasha: "We're going to a Brazilian restaurant in Brazil."

Connie: "Ice Q"

Annie: "You got to be inconsiderate of

others."

Ymir: "I had to shake my vagina to get the peepee off."

Hanji: "eQUAILed"

Erwin: "AAvengers"

Jean: "It's a vapenis"

Levi: "His farts are really wiggly ."

Eren: "Cloud form."

My mom has an interesting way of words sometimes 😂🤚

AOT Characters and their favorite dessert hcs 🍦🧁🎂🍩🥟🍭

Eren: Chocolate. Don't ask me why but I can honestly see Eren loving anything that has chocolate. He'd probably hate dark chocolate tho.

Mikasa: Deadass see her being a huge fan of strawberry cake. She gives me the vibe that she wouldn't like anything super duper sweet.

Armin: Blueberry muffins. He would enjoy baking them 🥳

Jean: He seems like he loves breakfast foods so I feel like his favorite would be some sweet waffles or pancakes 🥞

Sasha: This girl ain't picky at all but I can see her loving pumpkin pie 🥧 It reminds her of home.

Connie: Honestly same as Sasha. But I can see him being more of a fan of apple pie.

Levi: He definitely doesn't have a sweet tooth. But I can him liking some kind of fruit tart as it isn't too sugary for his taste.

Hanji: They honestly love cookies. Chocolate chip, sugar cookies, you name it. 🍪

Erwin: I feel like Erwin secretly has such a sweet tooth. His favorite would be some kind of yummy coffee cake. 😌

Jean, Connie, and Sasha with an s/o that has acne

Modern Au

Jean:

Jean was one of the sweetest boys you ever met and he always let you know how much he loved and appreciated you. While his loving words would always make you flustered, that still didn't get rid of your own insecurities. You've had back acne ever since you were a young teen and no matter what products you used, they wouldn't go away. They were super noticable and you felt that when people looked at you they only saw your acne. You came back from finishing your afternoon college classes to only look at yourself in the bathroom mirror and cry. Jean was out catching up with some friends but you thought he was going to be out almost the rest of the day. What you didn't expect was for Jean to knock on the door cause he was home early. "(Y/n)? Can I come in?" You wiped your tears as you opened the door to see your boyfriend with a concerned look. He hugged you knowing that you were upset and laid you both down on your shared bed. "Baby, what's wrong? I heard you crying in there and I wanted to make sure you were okay." You were afraid to tell Jean thinking that your worry was something so dumb. "It's nothing important, don't worry about it Jean." Jean furrowed his eyebrows and said "If you were crying about it, then it must be something important. It's not dumb to cry over something that's upsetting you. I won't judge you for anything you're sad over." Jean's comforting words made it a bit better so you just decided to tell him what was up. "It's just, I have really bad acne on my face and it just makes me look ugly. I wish I could be beautiful like all those models I see on Instagram with flawless skin." Jean made eye contact with you as he looked at you serious. "Now, I'm going to stop you right there. You? Not beautiful? Give me a break." He huffed as he continued. "You're one of the most beautiful girls I've ever known in my life. Why do you think I dated you? You're beautiful, flaws and all. Who cares if you have acne? It's a natural thing and even the most perfect looking people have flaws." Your eyes widened at his words. "(Y/n), I love you and if I have to let you know how beautiful you are every single day, you bet I'll do it." You teared up at how sweet your boyfriend was. You're so grateful for him in your life. You kissed Jean on the lips feeling the tears run down your cheeks. "Thank you Jean." Jean and you cuddled the whole night only whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

Connie:

Connie was almost like your best friend. Sometimes it didn't seem like he was your boyfriend but you still loved the hell out of him. But that didn't help with your face that had pure flaws. The acne on your face made your mood go down at the worst times and you hated it. It was a Friday night and you and Connie would go out of the way to have a date night by watching movies or binge watching some of your favorite shows. While those dates always made you feel happy, you weren't feeling the best today due to your insecurities. While Connie was making his typical jokes, he noticed your change of behavior and how you weren't laughing or joking around with him. "Hey, is something bothering you?" Connie asked. You noticed your boyfriend paused the movie to talk to you. "Nothing much, just that the main female lead is so pretty and flawless. I'm so ugly compared to her.. Not a big deal though." You shrugged off what you said. Connie let out a gasp as he quickly pulled you in for a tight hug. "(Y/n)! Why would you say something like that?! You know you're gorgeous right?" You hugged your boyfriend back with a saddened expression. "It's just, my acne is awful and I've been breaking out." Connie looked at you with his golden eyes as he said, "So? Acne doesn't make you ugly (Y/n). You're a human just like everyone else. No one is perfect." Connie proceeded to get up from the couch to go and retrieve something from upstairs. When he got back, he held two facemasks for the two of you to use. "How about we use these babe? To make you feel better?" You smiled as you nodded. Connie always knew how to make you happy.

Sasha:

You and Sasha were getting ready to go out to a new restaurant that just opened not too far from your apartment. You spent the past 15 minutes getting dressed in a nice outfit to look beautiful enough for the night. Although your outfit was nice, your face wasn't that appealing to look at. Sasha was in kind of a rush so she rushed into the room so you both can leave. "Come on (Y/n)!! I really wanna try this new restaurant!! I heard their barbecue is to die for!!" Sasha drooled at the thought of the delicious food. "Okay, Sasha. Can you just give me a few more minutes to put some quick makeup on?" Sasha grabbed your hand to pull you out of the confined space. "(Y/n)! You look fine! Plus I'm starving so let's just go!" You aggressively pulled from her grasp and yelled, "NO!" Sasha was a bit surprised at your outburst but could catch the tears welling up in your eyes. "Sweetheart, what's wrong? You're clearly upset about something and I want to make you feel better." You held yourself tightly as you said, "I don't want to go out without wearing makeup. I just want to hide all the ugliness on my face." Sasha's mouth went wide as she said, "Ugly?! (Y/n), you're far from ugly." You laughed sarcastically. "If I wasn't ugly I wouldn't have all this acne on my face." "(Y/n), acne doesn't make you ugly. It's a natural thing to get. Heck, even I break out from time to time. It's a normal thing and even with your flaws you're still my gorgeous girl." You don't know how but Sasha's kind words made your heart flutter. You looked up at her with a surprised face as you questioned, "You really mean it?" Sasha laughed. "I mean every word sweetie." You ran up to your girlfriend and gave her the warmest hug in the world, grateful for her in your life. "Now, come on (Y/n). Let's eat, I made reservations."

AOT Characters and How Good They Are With Children (MY OPINION)

Good:

Historia- She wanted to start the orphanage in the first place and she obviously loves kids <3

Erwin- Is a very responsible and smart man so he'll know how to take care of children.

Levi- Although he's a bit awkward, he handles kids pretty well so he's trustworthy to leave your kids with.

Mikasa- It's just so obvious she'd be so sweet and loving towards children you can't tell me otherwise.

Armin- He won't be sure how to handle them at first but like Erwin he's a very smart boy so he'll figure out what to do. He'd be really sweet too.

Reiner- He's an actual big brother type of guy and come on you can just tell from season 4 how good he would be with kids. Actually spoils them.

Meh (They're okay):

Jean- He's not necessarily awful at taking care of kids but he wouldn't be great at it.

Connie- A lot of people would put him as bad with kids but surprisingly I think he would be okay at it. Probably accidentally curses in front of them.

Bertholdt- I think he would be really awkward and struggle a lot LMAO. Probably has a couple mental breakdowns but he does alright.

Bad (Please don't leave your kids with them):

Eren- It's just so obvious how bad he would be. Ends up picking a fight with the kid if they make him mad and the kid ends up crying.

Hanji- Hanji would be super irresponsible I'm sorry 😭 They would end up only focusing on their lab work and just give the kid a dangerous explosive or something like that. (Moblit has to do the actual work)

Sasha- As much as she's so sweet girl would struggle a lot LMAO. She wouldn't know what to do at all if the kid starts crying and she just panics.

Zeke- I have nothing to say.

Height Doesn't Matter! | Levi x Reader

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*cussing warning*

Levi: Y/N, we've been needing to talk-

Eren: *screaming and transforming*

Levi: What. The. Hell. Does. This. Kid. Want. Now.

Y/N: Levi, imagine if you were a titan shifter like Eren.

Levi: Well, what titan would I be?

Y/N: Maybe just an Attack Titan like Eren

Levi, *crossing his arms*: Hmph.

Y/N: What? Did you expect me to say the Colossal Titan?

Levi: Maybe.

Y/N: Levi, you'd be an Attack Titan because of your strength.

Levi: Well then-

Y/N: And you'd be only 10m tall!

Levi: HEY THAT'S SHORTER THAN EREN'S TITAN.

Y/N: I know :D

Levi: Y/N, I swear to hell-

Y/N: Your pure titan might only be 2m tall lol

Levi: Height doesn't matter!

Hanji: Levi looked upset earlier, any idea why Y/N?

Y/N: I might've called him short a million times.

Hanji: Y/N, ARE YOU CRAZY

Y/N: I might be

Hanji: You shouldn't bring up his height infront of him, he gets nervous.

Y/N: Nervous? Why?

Hanji: Um, well...

Y/N: ???

Hanji: Nevermind. Y/N, you should go find him.

Y/N: ???

Y/N: Levi..?

Levi: Oh, Y/N.

Y/N: Hey, I'm sorry about calling you short. It think it's actually really adorable.

Levi: Yeah yeah.

Y/N: Hey, I really do mean it. I'm sorry, okay? Please forgive me-

Levi: Shut up.

Y/N: ...

Levi: My turn now, Y/N. Close your eyes for me.

Y/N: Okay??

Levi: Alright, you can open them.

Y/N: Hm?

Levi: *holding a ring box*

Levi: There's no point for me to get down onto one knee and ask you so, marry me?

Y/N: Levi I-

Connie, behind a bush: HOLY SH*T IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING. OH MY GOSH, NO ONE FREAK OUT

Jean: Shut up, Connie

Mikasa: They can definitely hear us, stay quiet.

Y/N: Levi, I don't know what to say.

Levi, walking away: No, it's fine, I understand. I shouldn't have asked you anyways-

Y/N: ...Other than yes.

Levi: Huh?

Y/N: Yes.

Levi: Wait, you're saying you'll-

Y/N: It's a yes you dumba**!

Levi: Oh my gosh, you actually said yes! You said yes!

Y/N: Are you crying?

Levi: We're getting married, I'm allowed to cry. Now come here, let me hold you.

Y/N: Levi... *gives him a light kiss on the head*

Levi: From this moment onwards, you're mine. Got it?

Y/N: Yes sir!

Y/N: So are we gonna get you a tux specially made, one that's like 160cm long or are you gonna wear the uniform because if you wear the Survey Corps uniform, I'll wear it too-

Levi (Y/N still talking): I'm regretting this already. DID YOU JUST SAY A TUX SPECIALLY MADE THAT'S ONLY 160CM LONG?

Y/N: Ya, you're gonna need one-

Levi: I said, HEIGHT DOESN'T MATTER.

This is so accurat, connie would 100% scare himself.

Eren would yeal : FREE ME FROM THIS!! REALISE ME!!! FREEDOM!!! FREEDOM!!! FREEDOM!!!

Bro would start a war against elevators

You get stuck in an elevator with these aot characters.

Mentioned :Armin, Jean, Connie.

Armin arlert:

Would click the emergency Butten as soon as he realizes what’s happening.

If you’re scared or show nervousness he’d reassure you that everything is fine and someone will come to help soon.

He’d probably be the first to strike up a conversation, some small talk to pass the time.

After about 20 minutes the two of you were rescued.

Ever since then Armin smiles or weaves at you whenever he sees you on the street or in the store.

Jean Kirstein:

Would be calm and a bit annoyed at first.

Would also strike up a conversation with you but more like a “do you live here? Does this happen often?”

You tell him about a rumor you once heard about the elevator in this building crashing.

He’s not scared untill 20 minutes have passes and the lights suddenly go out.

He’d reassure you that everything is fine even tho you’ve told him you’re not scared or nervous twice already.

You figured that he’s probably a bit nervous.

When you tried to tell him everything will be okay he gets a little defensive and says he’s not scared and that he’s fine

After 40 minutes had passed and still nothing had happened

He keeps talking to you to distract himself from his nervousness.

After 50 minutes you two get rescued and the power in the elevator is restored.

Would probably act like nothing had happened after the incident.

(He hopes that you do the same)

His behavior toward from before the incident and after would be almost identical

Connie springer:

Would not care at first and start talking to you about it.

Almost forgets to click the emergency button.

“Man, how long do you think we’ll be in here until someone notices the elevator even stoped?”

“They’ll know immediately.They have an emergency button you can just click it.” You tell him.

Would accidentally scare you by telling stories he heard about people who died due to being stuck in elevators.

When you get scared he feels a bit guilty and tries to make up for it.

“Those stories were probably fake don’t worry nothing will happen to us…I hope”

“What was that?”

“Oh nothing”

-

“Don’t worry, only like 30 people die in an elevator per month”

“Per month?!”

“Or was it per year? I can’t remember but hey how likely is it that umong these 30 will be one of us?”

“…or the both of us”

“…”

He scared himself with the stories he told you.

You’re the one reassuring him in the end.

If the two of you are friends and you get nervous or scared he’d start jumping up and down to scare you even more.

Would (again) end up being scared himself if the lights go out of the elevator starts shaking a bit because of him.

If you two end up becoming friends he would tell Everyone who you meet or who he mentions you to the story of how you two met.

Thank you for reading <3

@briefpeachdinosaur

minahal kita higit pa sa sarili ko, Diyos ko

Jean x reader

Warnings: angst

A/N: the title was from a Filipino song i heard and aaaaaa i dont understand the words much but its making me sad:')

🍓as always i don't know much English so if something is wrong correct me 🍓

"I understand.." the only thing you spilled in your mouth

Jean just stand there looking down at you, guilty

How dare he, you love him more than anything but he ended up caughting someone's eye's

You've been together for 20 years and this is how he pay you

"I'm sorry"..." I know"

"(name) i-" he stopped and close his mouth when your about to speak he talks again

"(name) i know what you're thinking, that i didn't loved you, (name) your the one and only-"

" until i wasn't?"

"please let me finish.." you stayed silent there

"your the one and only in my life but...i-i just don't know ok when you've been busy in your work i feel like you aren't there anymore"

Now full of anger how the hell did he that to you before he even speak again you slam your palm on the table between him and you

"because i WAS working hard jean while you..you. You were just there i tried everything jean I've been trying. Remember that anniversary night when i was late i had to beg my manager to let me off early so i can go out with you and that's why the other day i was there all night because i have to cut my schedule that day, see while you're there whoring with some woman who will fuck other guy!"

"enough!" Now his the one who slam the table

"just stop.."

"stop what? Telling the truth? Jean i gave you my whole life... Minahal kita higit pa sa sarili ko...Diyos ko ( I loved you more than myself...dear lord) "

He opened his mouth but no words escape

"you can fucking leave now jean, i dont care where you go, or you i don't care about you jean so leave now, you are not staying here after getting the dick with somebody else than your wife"

He watches as you let the ring fall off your finger and threw it on his face

"i dont care if you sell the shit, and I don't care how expensive that is.. tomorrow were getting a divorced paper"

He took the bags and his hat and nodded at you

" goodbye ( name)"

he gave you a sad smile. But you gave him a bitter frown

"goodbye jean"

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I'm learning Tagalog and I really wanna listen to Ben&Ben songs!

BTW thank you for reading hope you have a good day/night

JEAN!!!! Oh my god how I love this man ^ㅁ^ I previously drew him back then for an au I was writing but today I felt like the drawing looked bad so I decided to redeem myself by drawing him again but better :) I gave him some ear piercings since he gives me the impression that he'd have some.

AOT brave order Marco security costume RARFF ARFF BARK BARK WOOOF ARFKK BRA ARK BARKK BARKWOOF

[ y/n ] [ l/n ]. the name alone brought a joyous smile to all of her co-workers faces .

what she didn't know was that those joyous smiles would soon turn into wary smiles and suspicious glances shooting in her direction from the same co-workers who were like family to her.

something she wished she had

and her whole life and career she worked hard for came tumbling down like a house of cards

and it was all because of that one married couple.

CORRECTION

near divorced married couple.

who were....

## [ the so called married couple for the press but the most problematic and disagreeing couple behind closed doors ]

so how did you even end up being their marriage counselor ?

how did a single mom like you that's late for work everyday get caught up with them and was named with the title of

THE HOME-WRECKER

since my mental health has been literal crap lately, this hit DIFFERENT DIFFERENT i love it

jean, who comes home to you curled up on the couch and already knows you’re in need of some love.

jean, who wastes no time in making sure he can give you anything and everything you need. some hot chocolate, your favorite food/snacks/movie, fluffy blankets, candles, etc. he’ll even order out from your favorite carry out place or rub your shoulders and back… he’s basically at your beck and call.

jean, who pulls you into his chest with a sweet kiss to the top of your head. a gentle murmur of, “what’s wrong, angel?” has you spilling your guts, telling him everything that’s been troubling you.

jean, who, after hearing you out, just holds you tighter, strong arms caging you into the warmth of his body and making you feel so safe and protected. a thousand little sweet nothings and encouraging words are whispered into your ear, conveying just how proud jean is; how much he truly loves you.

jean, who just wants to cuddle you ‘till the world ends, ‘till your tears dry and ‘till your frown is turned upside down. luckily you don’t object.

jean, who admires how brave and strong you are. you handle everything with ease and a smile on your face, so these bad days absolutely kill him inside. all he wants is for you to feel better, going to any length necessary to help you along the way. you’re his other half, the most important person in the whole wide world. tonight alone is proof of that.

jean, who’s still holding you long after the lull of the tv has lured you to sleep. and it’s in that moment, with a lingering kiss to your temple as his eyes drift shut, that he mutters those three little words you so long to hear; i love you.

- for the sweetest girl @jeanscowboyhat-levisteacup . i hope you’re doing better now. <3

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artist/painter!jean kirstein boyfriend headcanons

☞ i’ve been having sm jean brainrot recently and this just popped into my head

☞ idrk where the idea of artist jean came from but i’m living off of it.

☞ this’ll be gender neutral, and modern au and with a headcanon in canonverse. also!! in these headcanons, jean is a college student/adult enjoy :)

you’re literally his muse. i wish i was joking.

he is so in love with you and you fill up his mind like 24/7 so, a lot of his work would be inspired by you :)

if you guys eat at a restaurant he’ll doodle on a napkin

or just in general. like mail envelopes, school papers, your homework, he doodles on it.

his hands have paint on them 85% of the time

if you aren’t busy he’ll ask you to be his irl reference for like a pose or position of an arm or hand.

when you catch him working you’ll tie his hair back for him 😫😫

in canonverse, i can imagine on off days you guys sitting in a field or a hill and he’ll be painting the landscape while you watch or chat.

if you like traditional art, you guys will have art sessions together just for fun or for dates

in modern au, if you like digital art, you guys would swap art preferences and he’d get so confused on how to draw on a tablet 💀

AGAIN doodles 24/7 and a lot of them are of you which gets you really flustered

“jean you sketch me a lot don’t you get tired of drawing the same old thing over and over again?”

“why would i when you’re so beautiful/handsome/attractive? *smirks*”

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for your first anniversary, he painted you something really nice and blushes when you compliment his work.

HE TRIES TO ACT ALL SMUG AND CHILL BUT THE APPRECIATION WARMS HIM SM

if you also like art, you and him would do outings where you go to different creative studios to try new types of creative work.

ex. pottery, gouache painting, sculpting, etc.

if you sit next to him while he paints, he’ll smear paint on your face or your arm

you helping him through an art block AND THEN HE’LL GET SO FRUSTRATED WHEN HE HAS NO IDEAS ON WHAT TO PAINT BUT A LOT OF MOTIVATION

if you get him an art supply you saw him scroll by on social media/a shopping site the other week, he’ll treasure it sm and repay you with sm kisses and dinner 😩😩

sometimes he gets so sucked inside his own head, you need to drag him away to take a break

you make him snacks whenever he’s painting/making something for a deadline

reassuring him his art is amazing even if he nitpicks every “flaw” in it like all artists do

hearing him rant about how his sketch during a boring lecture on paper looks better than what he sketched on the canvas 💀💀

“NO BABE LOOK AT THIS *gives you paper sketch* NOW LOOK AT THIS *presents canvas* WHY CANT IT JUST GHHHHH”

connie and sasha also hype him up a lot.

once he gave sasha a painting of a post from her instagram feed and she cried happiness at how beautiful and special it was

connie on his insta story showing a work of jean’s: “my best friend = the best painter. beat that leonardo dicaprio”

HE’LL GET ATTACKED BY EVERYONE SAYING ITS DA VINCI AND HE’LL POST ANOTHER STORY LIKE “GUYS I JUST DID IT FOR THE LAUGHS I KNOW ITS DA VINCI 😭”

HIM AND MARCO DO ART TOGETHERRRR

marco to me seems like he prefers the colored pencil medium and THEY’D HAVE SM FUN

jean would send you marco’s art and be like “TELL MARCO THIS IS AMAZING HE WON’T BELIEVE ME”

oh my gulay. his art exhibits.

HE GETS REALLY NERVOUS BUT TRIES TO PLAY IT OFF BC HE JUST WANTS IT TO GO REALLY WELL

“honey listen to me. it’ll turn out amazing! your art is beautiful and many people will admire and appreciate it at the event :D! so i know it’s hard but try not to worry so much okay?”

“PSHHH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LOVE? IM NOT NERVOUS PSHHH NOT AT ALL AHAHHA WHY DO YOU THINK THAT??”

he is really calm during the actual exhibit tho.

he gets so flustered from all the compliments and it makes him really happy :)

checking up on him throughout the night to make sure he’s keeping his cool

if someone wants to buy one he’d be so happy on the inside and talk about it for days after the exhibit with you.

near the end of the exhibit he has one covered painting, and when it’s time to reveal, it’s a painting of you!

because how could he have an art exhibit without including you? his main support and love of his life <3

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