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chromeskull x serial killer reader x the collector and we add ghostface? not movie ghostface, DBD ghostface.
Danny and reader were already together and know that each other are serial killers but Jesse and Asa do not.
I feel like it would be funny for Danny and reader to be caught in the act over something stupid and Asa and Jesse are the ones to catch them.
It's the middle of the and Danny and y/n slip out of the back door of their shared house. thinking that they didn't not wake their other two lover. little did they know the two men were never asleep to begin with. Jesse was worried and wanted to know what the two were up too. Danny and y/n get in the car all gear packed and ready of the nights horror feast. They leave. Jesse dragged Asa to the car to follow after them.
they arrive at a house and parked a safe distance away from Danny's car. They are gone for hours then two masked people get in the car. Jesse was about to pounce but Asa stopped him and picked up his phone to call them. "hey, where are you guys?" Asa asked. "we are a burger king because I want nuggets even though y/n say they are better at mcdonald's." Danny quickly came up with a lie." Okay." Asa and Jesse saw the masked man talk into the phone. Asa got out of the car and so did Jesse."are you in a car ?" Danny asked trying to mask with worry."No." Asa once again answered. they crept closer to the other car making sure they were none the wiser. Jesse moved to the passenger window. " Get me and Jesse something from there will you. I would like a chicken sandwich." Asa told Danny." What does Jesse want?" Danny asked." ask him yourself." Asa could the child like screams that came from both grown as adults. " Holy fucking shit Jesse!" y/n yelled from inside the car. Asa and jesse were quick to hop in the back of the car. lots of question were asked that night and common hobbies were discovered. What a bloody Valentine<3
The DBD quote book but in character (pt 1)
Pov: you’re a ghostface simp in a lot of these
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Claire: [loading up dbd] guess what time it is! Oh never mind it’s a crash report.
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Wesker: shit the main menu broke my coat again
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Nea: if it’s a Michael I swear to god- [tier 2] OH MY GOD IT’S A MICHAEL
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Feng with the gametag, fuck me ghostface: DADDY! [gets stabbed by ghostface]
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Feng: I hear a Michael.
Steven: I’m surprised he left me the hell alone
Feng: [gets grabbed] OH MY GOD IT’S TOMBSTONE!!!
Steven: what?
Feng: IT’S TOMBSTONE!!!
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Leon: I’m simply just a pretty himbo
Jake: I think you’re just an idiot
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Claudette: [falls sideways in the gate] I fucked up
Steven and feng: [already gone] wha-
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Claire: ok we can finally ready up- ANOTHER CRASH REPORT
Nea: [joking] I’m sorry, it’s my fault, I’m the entity lol
Computer: [bluescreens]
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Nea: I’m sick these crab claws trying to fuck me in the ass
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Jill: wassup sexy~
Leon: sorry I’m dating wesker
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Claire: [on hook] I don’t think he liked it when I stopped him from tunneling nea
Knight: [face camping claire]
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Later in the match
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Nea: OH THATS NOED [leaves rando Steven to die]
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Feng after getting a selfie with ghosty: go find my body there’s a medkit
Ghostface around the corner: hello there
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Nea:GHOSTYDONTKILLMEGHOSTYDONTKILLMEGHOSTYDONTKILLME- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK-
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Nea: ya see he has the whole pinhead TLC
feng: TLC? [visible confusion]
Nea: I said DLC
Feng: [pulls out voice memos]
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Nea: you bullied a baby onryo
Claire: sheva bullied her more! She got more points
Nea: she had no perks!
Claire: . . . Oh hey I got my challenge!
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Ghostface: oh I can do this- THATS A LOBBY FULL OF MEGS! Let me out let me out let me out!!!
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Yui: stop making them dc!!!
Claire: I didn’t mean too!!
Pinhead, crying in the distance: no more pallets!
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Kate: so why don’t you [-] anymore?
Claire: well you see [goes on to explain]
Kate: … huh? I’m sorry I spaced out
Jake: they really opened up to you just then and you spaced out!
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Leon: hey! hey Claire! Wanna see a magic trick?! [flashbangs claire]
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Claire, sick: I sound like bill!!
Bill: [loud coughing in the background]
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Dyslexic Feng, typing in chat: “where where “ you- oh wait. “Were were you” shit. “Were where-“ DAMMIT!
Nea, taking the computer: “where were you?”
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Feng: Danny resonates Florida energy
Leon: care to explain?
Feng: no.
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Feng, nea, vittorio, élodie: [doesn’t even finish loading in]
The knight, seeing it’s crows eye: nope. [DC’s]
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Jill: so anyways before we load in-
Feng [hears a child outside]- EW!
Jill- your windows open
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Haddie: have you ever read the perk stuff for solidarity? It says-
The entity- SILENCE
Nea- so uh- as you where saying?
The entity- [loads haddie and nea into a match]
Haddie: god dammit!!!
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Nea- wesker is AFK!!!
[feng and nea proceed to crouch in front of him]
[the exit gates are powered and neither of them plan to leave]
Feng- I’m gonna die doing what i do best. Grabbing dick and sucking ass [circles wesker crouched]
Y/n: ew I got hair in my mouth!
Nea: why don’t you just put your hair up?
Y/n: that’s what my glasses are for, plus it holds it up nice! :)
Ghostface rolling his eyes: I could hold their hair up MUCH nicer
[ @randomfandomdreaming ]
realist thing ever. I love this song.
danny "jed olson" johnson enjoyers go listen to mx. sinister by idkhbtfm
OK so hear me out.
Ghostface..
Can be the friendliest killer, because he can also “crouch bounce” like survivors.
But then again, Amanda can also do this. So who wins?