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TREY BEST AS JEFF Stranger Things - 04.03
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Jeff’s Bar fight
Jeffrey left early from work feeling how his body was all sore from all the lifting he had done, Jeffrey was a construction worker which meant he often had to carry heavy equipment and materials, because of all the intense work he had a strong physique, his upper body was well-built, thick neck, broad shoulders and bulging pecs, he had strong arms which to his blessing helped him with his job, but to his curse he was the one who had to do much of the heavy lifting in the site, his face was covered in a black beard with some white hairs peppered here and there, he has light hazel colored eyes with some wrinkles beginning to form in his face.
“That was rough.” said Jeff to his best bud, Michael, also a construction worker, he was smaller than Jeff but still packed a lot of muscle, he and Jeff have been friends since high school, they have supported each other in every step of their life, Michael had an X shaped body, wide shoulders but slim waist, he kept himself shaven except for the occasional scruffy beard when he forgets to shave.
“I know” Michael said with a grunt “I thought the day would never end” he said as he massaged his shoulders.
“Hey wanna go to the usual place to find luck?” Michael nudged his friend and winked.
“Sure, I need some alcohol and food in me ASAP” Jeff said slapping the sides of his belly which jiggled under his shirt.
The pair continued talking, when they arrived at a bar called “Lucky Strike” they both entered, immediately upon entering they were recognized by the bartenders and some of the usuals in the place, after some quick greeting Jeff and Mike sat in the stools next to the bar, two jars full of beer slid to their hands.
“How was work today boys?” teased the bartender
“Ugh, terrible, as always...” said Mike defeated “Today we had to carry all the metal beams to the site.”
“Well, you can forget about it now, have a round on the house” the bartender said with a smile
Mike blushed sheepishly and took a sip of the beer, meanwhile Jeff drank all of his beer in only 3 gulps and let out a rumbling belch.
“oooof sorry ‘bout that” said Jeff while punching his chest to let another smaller burp escape “hey Matt, would you bring me another beer and a burger please?”
“Sure, Big guy! Anything for my favorite usuals” said the bartender as he placed the order and went to refill the beer.
Jeff noticed how Mike stared lovingly at the bartender and with a gentle nudge he told him “Hey, when are you going to ask him out eh?”
“I don’t know Jeff, what if he doesn’t want anything serious, what if he just likes me because I’m a client?” said Michael playing with his beer.
“Well, you’ll never know if you don’t take the chance my friend, go on, ask him out!”
Before Michael could answer a loud shattering, sound was heard all through the bar, which made everyone turn around and focus on the scene that was happening with the bartender.
“I told you not to touch me, you fucker!” said a burly man while spitting at the bartender, who was on the ground with cuts on his arms and hands.
“I’m s-sorry, I couldn’t see you...”
“Well I’ll make sure you pay more attention next time!” said the burly man picking the bartender by the collar of his shirt and readying a punch, before the punch could connect, Michael jumped out of the stool he was sitting in and ran to the brute sucker punching him in the stomach, making him kneel with pain and releasing the bartender.
“Are you okay?” asked Mike to the Bartender, he was in bad shape, shards of crystal were sticking out of his skin “we need to take you to the hospital quickly!”
“The hell you are bitch!” said the burly man while grabbing a bottle and throwing it at Mike, fortunately he dodged and the bottle shattered behind the bar, Jeff quickly pounced on the burly man and shoved him to the floor.
“Take him to the hospital, I’ll deal with him!” he shouted at Mike, he gave a thumbs up, grabbed the bartender and carried him to the back exit, then Jeff picked up the brute by his shirt and threw him out to the street, he was trying to evade anymore damages to the bar and to take him to a more private place to deal with the problem.
Once outside, the brute spat on the floor and cursed Jeff “Why the hell did you have to intervene eh? If you were searching for a fight ya got it mate!” he ran directly at Jeff ready to punch him, Jeff evaded and tripped him, the man tumbled to the street and hit his face, the man got up even more enraged and started chasing Jeff.
Jeff found himself in an alley without exit, they were somewhat far from the bar, when he turned around the man was standing menacingly blocking the only exit, he had a bloody nose and spat some blood to the street.
“Now I’ll teach you to not mess with me Motherfucker!” the man searched his pockets and took a small knife which he pointed at Jeff “next time learn your place fucker!”
The man thrusted the knife at Jeff, trying to stab him, Jeff evaded the knife carefully, looking for an opening to disarm his opponent, after a failed stab, Jeff quickly grabbed the man’s arm and pulled hard, making him off balance, he then kicked the man’s leg and submitted the man to the ground with his arm behind his back, the knife was sent flying.
“Get off me fucker!” struggled the man, unable to free himself from Jeff’s submission.
“You ruined our night, I hope you know that, but worst of all, you made me miss my food and now I'm all hungry, and me being hungry never ends well for people like you...” said Jeff while a growl escaped his stomach.
“What the fuck man, what are you going to do?!” said nervously the man, feeling the entire weight of Jeff on his back, he felt like a prey, knowing there wasn’t any escape.
Jeff quickly turned the man around while pinning his hands to the ground he could see the fear in his eyes, not knowing what would happen next, Jeff’s mouth began salivating, the thrill of the hunt took control of him, he needed to satisfy his hunger, and he had just trapped his prey, he began licking the man’s face, tasting his prey.
“What the fu-” before the man could finish Jeff opened his mouth and began engulfing the man’s head, Jeff quickly ripped the man’s shirt with one hand and discarded the shirt, he continued swallowing making sure his prey’s hands where secured always, when he got to the man’s shoulders he stood up and grabbed his prey pushing more and more into his mouth, enjoying every moment, he could feel the struggles from within his gullet, Jeff used his immense strength and lifted the man in the air, with a huge swallow the man slid into Jeff’s throat getting stuck because of his hairy beer belly.
Jeff licked the man’s belly, feeling the hair and tonguing his navel a little, Jeff loved playing a little with his food, feeling and savoring their body, then with a little force he pushed more and more of the man into his mouth, after the belly entered his throat, he unbuttoned the man’s pants and discarded them as well, and with another swallow the man’s legs slid further and further, until just his feet where outside his mouth, after taking his shoes off he stuffed the struggling feet into his mouth, Jeff prepared and with a final gulp, the bulge in his throat descended into his final resting place.
Jeff’s belly ballooned up bursting some buttons off his shirt, he groaned while rubbed his gigantic stuffed belly, feeling the heat and the struggles from within, suddenly his belly contracted and a rumbling belch erupted from deep within his belly.
“Ooooof, you’ll have to forgive me for that one” he said patting and jiggling his belly, stirring the man inside “Hope you like your new home, soon you’ll help me keep on growing my muscles and my belly man.” he felt another wave of struggles and punches from his belly, Jeff just chuckled.
Jeff picked up the knife that belonged to the man and examined it, he pocketed it and began walking back home, with a new tenant inside his stomach, “Aaaaah, today I'll sleep like a bear.” he said while patting his belly and burping again.
SPIDERHEAD SPOILERS: My same thoughts while watching the fight between Jeff and Steve cause like when you look at the Steve is so much bigger than Jeff and no matter how much Jeff fucked up the little monitor thing of Steve's back theres no way Steve who had a knife would lose to Jeff.
I’m sorry but there’s no way Chris Hemsworth would lose a fight to Miles Teller.
He’d destroy him.
Mother fandom I have for you this:
Ness and Co vibin' to Runway Five music.
Sick beats.
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🎃Happy Halloween 2022 !🍬
🎃 Happy Halloween ! 🦇 🦊 Trick or Treat !!🐺 🍬 it's totally not November!!! 🐢🥔
these pictures of slenderman at dashcon will forever be like my favorite thing ever
![Jeff's Just Contemplating His Decisions In His Entire Life. [COPE]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b1789facc335ddb41b55ce97a429d289/ee8dd5897aabafca-59/s640x960/e6404202eff137802ea3315683adbee664aaf02c.png)
jeff's just contemplating his decisions in his entire life. [COPE]
this is also liu's room [ hc : he's one of the least insane and cleanest people ] so why are the people he hated the most + two randoms in his room? he doesn't even know.
—— jeff just wanted emotional support, nina tried to be jeff's emotional support, toby? nah idk either, ben was there for the snacks. AT THE END OF THE DAY, they were there for gossips
Prepare three envelopes
Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three envelopes number 1, 2 and 3. “Open these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can solve,” the departing CEO said.
Things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and Morris was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wit’s end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, “Blame your predecessor.” Morris called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press, and Wall Street, responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.
About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganize.” This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.
After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. Morris went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The message said, “Prepare three envelopes.”
4 men are in the hospital waiting room waiting for their babies The nurse walks in and tells the first man: “Congratulations you’re having twins.” The man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence, i work for the Minnesota twins.”
The nurse tells the second man: “Congratulations you’re having triplets.”
The man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence, i work for the 3M company.”
The nurse tells the third man: “Congratulations You’re having quadruplets.”
The third man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence i work at the 4 seasons hotel.”
The fourth man is screaming and banging his head on the wall
The nurse asks him: “What’s wrong?”
He responds: “I screwed up, i work at 7UP”
Incorrect quotes y mas/ Creepypastas, Mandela Catalogue y Multifandom (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/368852295-incorrect-quotes-y-mas-creepypastas-mandela?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_myworks&wp_uname=Litualia Mayonesa
Wattpad, but it is in spanish
