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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 352 Captain Underpants Edition:

*In the gym*

Edward: Alright, who's happy to be back!

*All the M.I.S.F.A.R.T.S look absolutely horrible and tired as fuck*

Erica: Absolutely nobody Mr. Furness.

Edward: *Leans forwards towards the kids* Me neither let's get the heck out of here.

*Everybody is in Mr. Krupp's car, yelling at Edward to go faster*

Harold: MR. KRUPP'S GONNA FOUND OUT THAT WE STOLE HIS CAR!!!!!!

Jessica: I can't WAIT to get out of hare. Faster please!

Stanley: I'm already sweating in nervousness!!!!!! I don't want to ruin the seats!!!!!

Dressy: Everybody! Just stay calm-

George: GO FASTER GO FASTER!!!!!!!

Edward, steering the driving wheel: I'M GOING I'M GOING!!!!!!

*As the car picks up speed, Bo is running towards the car carrying Gooch in his arm as the others have forgotten them*

Gooch and Bo: WWWWWAAAAAIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 354 Captain Underpants Edition Again Because I Can:

Edward: Why are you two here in my office?

George: I don't know. We were supposed to write about last year's Halloween and what we did.

Harold: But, I think we give some of the teachers panic attacks when they saw our paper. Especially Jerry, I don't think he looks that good.

*Jerry Citizen is on the ground hyperventilating while Edith (Not Edith Anthrope) is trying to calm him down*

Edward: Let me guess, it was about the inflatable monsters that you created.

George: What?!? No! It was a normal experience about us and the M.I.S.F.A.R.T.S going treat-or-tricking! *Gives the paper to Edward* Here look!

Edward, reading the paper: " I had a grat tim when I was chick-a-cret. Jessica had lost a maup on har fass."

Edward: .... Isn't that just "I had a great time when I was trick-or-treating. Jessica had lots of makeup on her face"?

Harold: Wait, you can read our handwriting?!?

Edward: Yeah?... Because my handwriting sucks as well. Back at my universe, I wrote my name and showed to the Fat Controller. And he ended up boggled out of his mind because apparently my "d"s look like "g"s instead.

George: So he said your name as Egwarg..... Oh.....