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2/5 Movie that touched my heart. “The Normal Heart”
Let´s all be thankful for this living being. Preach
I enjoyed seeing Jim Parsons in a role other than that of Sheldon Cooper.
i was procrastinating and scrolling through jim’s instagram so here are some of his selfies for no reason other than that i thought he looked cute
My acting bucket list:
-work with Jim parsons
-be in a broadway musical
-be in AT LEAST ONE episode of hazbin hotel/helluva boss
-meet Ryan renolds
-hug Ryan renolds
-put my hand in Ryan renolds’ hair
-this is getting off track
A parody of the scene where the villains find out they died in Spider-Man No Way Home with Harry Potter characters
Quirrell from the real movies (I call the universe from the real movies Wizarding Earth 1) is in a dungeon in the basement in the Hog's Head Inn in Hogsmeade in an alternate universe called the Wizarding Cinematic Universe (or Wizarding Earth 3 for the characters) in front of the cells of Snape from the real movies, Lucius Malfoy from the real movies, an imaginary version of Sirius turned into a dog played by Jim Parsons from an imaginary reboot series where I imagine myself playing Harry (I call the universe of that imaginary series Wizarding Earth 2) and an imaginary version of Peter Pettigrew played by Simon Helberg from an imaginary reboot series where I imagine myself playing Harry
Quirrell: Snape?
Snape: Quirrell?
Quirrell: What are you doing here?
Snape: What am I do…? You're the walking corpse
Quirrell: What do you mean?
Snape: You died Quirinus. 6 years ago
Quirrell: You're insane
Harry: What are you talking about? He's standing right there. He's not…
Lucius Malfoy: Dead. They both died. At hands of Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort. It was all over the Daily Prophet. Professor Quirrell: burned alive touching Potter trying to steal the Philosopher's Stone from him. And 6 years later you Professor Snape were bitten by Voldemort's snake
Snape: that's nonsense! Professor McGonagall attacked me after I tried to reason with Potter in the Great Hall in Hogwarts. So I escaped. I flew away from the giant window unsupported and then I… and then I was here
Peter Pettigrew: Oh please! Let me tell you something. I was beating Harry Potter's ass. He'll tell you! And then he created a trap for me along with his friends. I was stuck near a giant mousetrap, trying to kill Potter, I was about to succeed when the mousetrap was about to hit me and then… and then… and then… Oh shit! I was about to die!
Sirius: Peter do you know if I died?
Peter Pettigrew: I don't know. Last thing I heard 2 years ago you were sent to Azkaban for trying to turn the city into dogs and turned back into a human but I don't know what happened to you after that
Harry: hold on. What year do you think it is?
Lucius Malfoy: 2031
Harry: that's the actual year great
Peter Pettigrew: 2026
Sirius: 2024
Snape: hmm 2007
Quirrell: 2000… 2001
Harry: Oh god. The spell didn't just affect the multiverse. It also affected the time. Those guys not only travelled to my universe. They also travelled to the future
That universe's Dumbledore (played by Mark Hamill) teleports himself there
Dumbledore: Oh great. You caught another one
Harry: No no! Dumbledore wait! He's not dangerous!
Dumbledore teleports Quirrell to a cell
Harry: it's ok! [He turns to Dumbledore] What is that?
Dumbledore: an ancient relic: the Multiversal and Temporal Box. I trapped your corrupt spell inside it and once I finish the proper ritual it will reverse the spell and send those guys back to their universes and their timelines
Snape: and then what?! We die?!
Peter Pettigrew: No no thanks Gandalf! I pass on that!
Quirrell: Let me out of here! Harry!
Harry: Dumbledore. We can't send them back. Not yet
Dumbledore: why not?
Harry: because some of those guys are gonna die
Dumbledore: Harry. It's their fate
Harry: come on Dumbledore have a heart
Dumbledore: in the great calculus of the wizarding multiverse their sacrifice means much more than their lives. I'm really sorry. But if they die they die
Dumbledore prepares to send the villains back to their universes and the villains (except Lucius Malfoy) react scared and nervous
Quirrell: Harry!
Harry points at Dumbledore with his wand
Dumbledore: Don't!
Harry accios the box and teleports Dumbledore to Lucius Malfoy's cell
Ron: dude what are you doing?!
Hermione (played by Raegan Revord): Run!
Harry runs away
Dumbledore: that's why I never had kids
Dumbledore easily escapes from the cell and Lucius Malfoy knocks his head trying to escape
Guess wich geek recently got into this nerd sitcom? 👀🙋♀️