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We need Ryan Reynolds to be introduced as Mac's boyfriend wearing the exact same clothes as Dennis
He thinks it's cool like 'Hey man I like your style'
Dennis stares him down cause *it's on* sure he doesn't like Mac (suuuure) but that doesn't mean anyone else is allowed to have him
Deadpool & Wolverine is a love letter to EVERYTHING Marvel to have EVER Marvel-ed. From everything that’s happened and everything that’s not, it’s a mushed up love fest for comic book nerds and I LOVED every second of it!!! Ryan really is out there, in the world, being our Marvel Jesus and making sure we get everything we never thought we could. I doubt even he imagined his dream of playing Wade Wilson would go this far…
If you have been watching Marvel for the last two and a half decades, please go and watch this one and enjoy every fucking second of it. Let the naysayers be, forget maintaining a cool facade and GO FREAK OUT!!
Fucking A, Mr. Pool. Fucking A.
Ryan Reynolds Deadpool movie took various shots at Green Lantern during its runtime. It ended up falling victim to a trope started by the very property it was mocking. I find that hysterical. Overall it was the most fun I’ve had the movies in a long time. I highly recommend it!
Watching Frozen post Deadpool:2
🎶Papa, can you hear a snowman🎶
GUYS THEY DID THE THING
What happens in the Honda Odyssey, stays in the Honda Odyssey
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Wade’s nervousness of introducing Logan, the reassuring look Logan gives him, Logan’s soft smiles at Wade
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY AVENTURINE SOUNDS LIKE RYAN REYNOLDS? LIKE WHAT?
HELP I JUST IMAGINE RYAN REYNOLDS BEGGING HUGH JACKMAN TO PLAY WOLVERINE LIKE THIS FUCKING AUDIO AND I'VE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR OVER AN HOUR NOW 💀
me too, bro. me 2*cries*
hmm, i wonder what they did ?*smirks*
STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY DKNDJD
me and wade after watching these gifs for too long :
Wolvetsune? Mikurine? Kasanepool? Deadteto?
I would floss my teeth on his happy trail.
#It's been months and I'm still grateful for this scene
Don’t make me cry, I got class tomorrow 🥲
What does one do when one doesn't get their happy ending? What if one doesn't even get the chance to right the wrong before they're doomed?
Wade and Logan changed the course of the entire narrative when they became the makers of their own fate.
Wade took the first step when he was hell-bent on looking for a Logan to help him. But he was destined to find The Logan. The connection both of them felt was immediate. Logan took their relationship to the next level when he sealed the deal by moving in with Wade in the end. Both of them got their well deserved redemption when they saved the universe.
We resort to creating a universe in the form of fics to find a reality where our loved ones are together whereas Wade and Logan travelled the multiverse to find their happy ending and healed their broken hearts.
For them, the red string of fate has some yellow in it.
the urge to just write a story with the most crazy mind-bending twists like bad boys: ride or die, red notice, get out, and us kinda shitttttt.
but im just sooooooooooooo lazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
and have the hottest ocs on that shittttttttttttt.
more interested in the FBI, undercover bitch trying to clear their name or someone elses.
and the other bad bitch with the most crazyyyy shit up their sleeveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
y'alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll its summerrrrrrrrrrrrr, obligate me to do this shittttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Make believe
When we tell stories we tend to stretch the possibility of it ever happening in real life
Human: and then they flew off into the sunset
Alien 1: well that can't be correct giraffes don't fly
Human: well it's make believe so I say they can
Alien 1: but your "make believe" is impossible and will never happen in real life
Human: just let me live in a world where me and Ryan Reynolds are married okay!?
Alien 1: I don't think that's even possible in make believe land
deadpool!
….as your boyfriend.
description: deadpool as your boyfriend!
pairing: deadpool x you!
contains: 18+, mentions of sex!
|an: just saw deadpool & wolverine.. couldn’t help myself.
- awful with emotions but always finds a way to make up for things whether through humor or sex.
- speaking of humor you’re never not laughing with him, or bickering, or fucking
- you’re the only person he can actually feel vulnerable and comfortable with, he cherishes that and he loves you so much for that.
- you’re his person, he would genuinely kill for you if it meant he would lose someone so important in his life.
- if someone makes you sad, mad or uncomfortable ooo…not his babygirl.
- he usually doesn’t keep people or friends in his loop often, they could find him annoying or over the top but not you.
- you love absolutely everything about him, his outlandish humor, his extroverted personality, his big ol’ mouth. you think it’s so hot.
- so hot when he’s mean to you so hot when he’s soft with you
- you literally bicker like two teenage girls all the time and he always somehow clocks your tea it’s ridiculous but you also find it impressive that he always has something to say that you cannot come back from😭
- god you need to pray that no man ever even has the thought of coming on to you… he’ll experience some banter with your boyfriend before it’s lights out.
- not only are you his but he’s yours! he’s super loyal and if he can’t get someone to back off , you sure will!
- you’re always having fun with him date nights are some of the best times of your life, he always finds a way to entertain you no matter what you’re doing.
- always gotta hand somewhere, your ass, a singular cheek, a titty, somewhere. how could you expect him not to! you’re all his.
- you literally have him wrapped around your finger, he’d do absolutely anything for you.
- also always bullying you he is so straightforward😭
“hon that has got to be the ugliest shirt i’ve ever seen on you”
“wade-“
“i know you got better in that closet that i snoop through and try on all your clothes when you aren’t home now go!”
- he’s so tall so if you’re short oh wow…you’re never catching a break
“soooo how’s the weather down there.” wade said, placing his elbow on the crown of your head.
“prick…”
…
“yeah that’s enough of that dirty mouth!” your boyfriend had announced before bending down and wrapping an arm around your behind, throwing you over his shoulder and positioning his palm on your ass.
“god, wade put me down!” you’d laughed playfully hitting his back.
“don’t make me have to spank you!” he said, lighting pinching your ass.
- do not get an animal bc it will quickly become his center of attention and he will defend it over you.
“wade, we’re having my mom over please put it in the room”
“ugh…she’s so mean isn’t she sugar?” he’d said stroking your pet, followed by a “yes she is yes she is!” as the animal licked his face.
sigh.
- good lord we got a cuddle monster on our hands!
- absolutely adores any type of affection and practically begs you for it 24/7. he loves being little spoon specifically. also loves it when u scratch or message his back, bc that also gets him going..
- speaking of, you got this guy rock solid 24/7
“hungry for seconds?” he joked, hugging you from behind and pressing his hardened cock against your ass.
“we literally jus-“ you’d started just to be interrupted mid sentence.
“so! cmon baby throw a dog a bone.” he muttered, hand already gripping your inner thigh.
you’d sighed, god you can’t resist him.
- it doesn’t matter what you’re doing he finds anything you do hot i stg
- a M-U-N-C-H! for life, literally came in his pants from eating you out once! he loves making you feel good.
- a goofball during sex he cannot do shit seriously😭 he be talking you and your pussy thru it!
- again, if you’re petite god help you bc he is large.
- babe, you better match his freak because yall doing anything.
- trying a new thing every night multiple times bc that sex is never vanilla and that dick is never tired! at some point he’s just making positions up😭
ive been stuck in a rabbit hole of deadpool & logan howlett fanfic the past two days but i promise i’ll get to everybody’s requests when im done fangirling! sorry for the holdup😇😇
ok i think i’ve read every deadpool & logan fic on this app! back to writing ur requests😘😘