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2 years ago

Here is a Joehills, traveling through time and space. Wonder where the wormhole will take him to?

Here Is A Joehills, Traveling Through Time And Space. Wonder Where The Wormhole Will Take Him To?

(Judging by my recent posts and fixations, you can already guess where I got the inspiration from. Lol)


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1 year ago
Good Lord Its Joe Hills

good lord it’s joe hills

insane behavior. go watch his streams


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1 year ago
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!

An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for Season 10!

An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!

Be sure to check out Skizzleman and Smallishbeans, this season's newbies!

A big thanks to several anonymous contributors, @sudden-memory-loss and @cerealisafunbath for helping with some of the quotes and blurbs!

Transcript / Accessible version here


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1 year ago
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!
An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!

An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for Season 10!

An Unofficial Guide To Hermitcraft For Season 10!

Be sure to check out Skizzleman and Smallishbeans, this season's newbies!

A big thanks to several anonymous contributors, @sudden-memory-loss and @cerealisafunbath for helping with some of the quotes and blurbs!

Transcript / Accessible version here


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1 year ago
I Just Need To Ask This

I just need to ask this

does anyone need a daily Joe Hills account?

I can make one, but I just need some confidence for this:>

have a cake though


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1 year ago
a front view of The Joeuppet, a felt doll with yarn hair based on Joe Hills' Muppet skin.
a side-view of the Joeuppet reading from a book of poetry
The Joeuppet sits on the "spirit board" image from the last page of Van Richten's Guide to Ravenloft, surrounded by a set of black, galaxy-like polyhedral dice, that i think look a bit like end gateways. if you squint.
the lighting and shadows are slightly ominous
a front-view of the Joeuppet, holding a rare JoeHills hermitcraft TCG card in one arm, and the TCG coin in its lap
a screenshot from Joe Hills' hermitcraft 9 episode 91 of his pinball machine, with a slightly transparent Joeuppet superimposed over the bottom left corner. The Joeuppet's glasses and shirt have been chroma-keyed out, mimicking the style of Joe's livestream facecam.
a view of the Joeuppet from the back and to the side, showcasing the hair and the details on the shoes

WOE! JOEUPPET BE UPON YE!

so a few weeks ago now I realized I had the right colours of fabric to make a joeuppet, and i really really like the Joeuppet :DD! so i made one! look! i can even puppet it! :DD

I actually finished it on monday, but taking the photos (i used my school's photo room for this! :DD) and writing the poem (its called sewing btw) and stuff took a bit of time. also I had to rewrite this post because tumblr deleted the draft instead of posting it.

I really enjoyed working on this. i went into it with very little planning, and it truly felt like i was just making something for the sake of making, and save for a couple moments (puppet shoes are a nightmare) this was pure fun.

anyways, as thanks for clicking read more, have some bonus pictures taken from last week's TCG meetup of the not-quite-finished Joeuppet (its head is held on by a sewing needle—not even a pin, a sewing needle!) with my friend @kannaar's teeny tiny plushy cleo

the Joeuppet and Teeny Tiny Plushy Cleo sitting next to eachother
the Joeuppet and teeny tiny plushy cleo playing TCG
a tcg match between the Joeuppet and a Teeny Tiny Plushy Cleo, looking over the Joeuppet's shoulder
a TCG match between the Joeuppet and Teeny Tiny Plushy Cleo, looking over the cleo's shoulder

(special thanks as well to my fine MCNN friends for being just as excited over the discord joeuppetdates as i was to be sending them, and keeping me from spiraling over sewing hands and shoes)


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1 year ago
Hermit A Day May: Day 18, Joe Hills, The Puppet, The Puppeteer!

Hermit a Day May: Day 18, Joe Hills, The Puppet, the Puppeteer!

@joehills And here's his full portrait without the text and background:

Hermit A Day May: Day 18, Joe Hills, The Puppet, The Puppeteer!

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1 year ago
May 19th - Happy Agender Visibility Day! Let's Celebrate It With Our Favorite 'any Pronouns' Man

May 19th - happy agender visibility day! let's celebrate it with our favorite 'any pronouns' man


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4 years ago
Hcinktober Day 5: Pets

Hcinktober Day 5: Pets

Joe hills! With his doggo! :D

Hermitcraft inktober chart


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1 year ago

It's implied the Q Continuum evolved from a humanoid flesh and blood species originally...and it doesn't have to be from a species long gone as of the 24th century since the Q now exist outside of time. This is blowing my mind.

Is it the joined Trill that eventually stumble into omniscience? Or just the symbionts?? Are the Q god worms???

Dax is kind of a jerk

The more I think about Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, the more I realize that Dax is kind of a jerk.

I started wondering what Dax would act like a few millennia from now and realized that it's just Q.

Q is Dax plus time.

I'm 100% fine with finding out in a decade that the Q Continuum is just the Trill who failed upward long enough.


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1 year ago

Omg look it's my favorite TV show, Tall Claims Court!

You haven't watched TCC episode 1 yet??

Really???

Well I mean, suit yourself, I guess, if you're okay with missing out on the best show around...couldn't be me, tho.


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