Joll E. Ticklefit - Tumblr Posts

This is about as close as you should stand to it

The berry pickers creed

I will leave unripened berries untouched

A ripe berry need only be negotiated with, not fought

I will reasses my surroundings after every step, for my new perspective could reveal a berry patch previously hidden to me

The plant gets excited and happy when a barry is picked

The bug is not to be feared or killed, but gently celebrated, for it facilitated in the creation of the beloved berrys

I will not allow myself to be bullied by sharp thicket and I will retrieve even the most protected barry

thinking about creatures.

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

Sick and tired of all these animals. Living in fear

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

A text I thought I wojld never receive

this thing is NOT getting into the kingdom of heaven

Smeeking on my flower

i'm on the verge of a scientific discovery

just had to pick like forty gnomes out of the grill of my big ass truck

Tired of cat vs dog arguments, hurry up and develop an equally pervasive domestic symbiosis with a third hairy thing, liven up the battlefield.

Why not this thing

a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart