Jonathan Blake Headcanons - Tumblr Posts
May i have some headconens for Puppeteer and a carefree or in a nother word heartless s/o who use humor to explain there emotions'ᵈᵃʳᵏ ʰᵘᵐᵒʳ'?
Ignore this if you wanna, people do that to me alot XD
That's so sad :(
Rest assured you will never be ignored on this blog <3
The Puppeteer with a S\O
You like dark humor?
You're rough around the edges?
You see the world as a glass half empty?
People often consider you "apathetic" or "insensitive"?
Jonathan has found his soulmate.
The two of you vibe with each other a bit too easily, and you're constantly walking around finishing each other's crude jokes and insulting others for your own amusement. Yes, it seems fate has tied you together, but for the best, or for the worst?
You guys just get each other, ya know?
Jonathan isn't exactly a favored member of the household, and I assume that you aren't either since your arrival, since you seem to share key similarities of his personality and people tend to find that obnoxious.
You have made a mutual agreement to not discuss your past with one another and simply live in the moment. This works out well because Johnny hates talking about his past. It does him more mental harm than good.
You fire insults at him all of the time, and he returns the favor with full force. Neither of you takes it easy; you're ruthless.
When you get upset over something, Jonathan finds it very confusing. What is he supposed to do? He doesn't know how to comfort people - it is one of the few things that he just isn't skilled at, no matter how hard he may try.
So instead of offering consoling verbal responses, he will awkwardly inch his way out of the room and come back five minutes later with a bucket of popcorn as he slides in beside you on your bed and makes the suggestion of watching a dumb comedy.
You agree, and by the end of the movie, you're more often than not giggling and making fun of it together, as a true dysfunctional couple would.
During moments when he gets worked up and angry for whatever reason, you have to talk him down cautiously and, once he has stopped puffing smoke out of his nose like a fire-breathing dragon, you'll place a hand on his shoulder, tell a cheesy joke, and wear a derpy grin.
This usually brightens his spirits and he'll shake his head and give you a noogie.
Having play-fights is a common thing between you two, and even though Jonathan is considerably larger than you, you have found some tactics that have allowed you victory several times.
Ex. his neck is very ticklish, and you use that to your advantage. He calls it cheating, but you call it being clever.
He will get his revenge though, probably by attacking you with water balloons or scaring the life out of you by hiding in your closet then jumping out when you least expect it.
Yes, he is a sore loser.
That's okay, because you can up the ante when the moment calls for it and be even worse than he is.
Be proud of that; getting the upper hand on the Puppeteer is no easy feat.