Jules Deserves Better Than This XD - Tumblr Posts

if you're still taking them- checklist for Jules

Send “checklist” and my muse will fill out the list below with their thoughts about yours!

"Man, you're one nasty old son of a bitch..."

I find you to be:

[X] interesting (Anyone chowing down on bodies is the dictionary definition of 'interesting') [ ] cute (In a sad old hobo way? Maybe??) [ ] attractive (Not to my tastes) [ ] sexy (hell mother effing no!) [ ] reassuring (Nothing about you is reassuring) [X] intimidating (With the whole 'weirdo eating the rotting flesh of your past kills' type deal situation? The fuck do you think?) [ ] annoying [ ] tedious [X] terrifying (Well, you terrified David into puking up dinner so...)

I think we should:

[X] talk more (Maybe I can use as my personal body disposal unit? Croc can only eat so much and sometimes he gets caught) [ ] hang out more (At a distance) [ ] date (I ain't into dating old feral cannibalistic hobos) [ ] adopt each other as found family (Maybe you can be a pet or gang mascot, I don't know) [ ] fight (friendly) [X] fight (hostile) [ ] avoid each other if at all possible

If we spent an evening together we would:

[X] just hang out [X] talk about deep stuff (You. You work for me now) [ ] cuddle (No thanks lol) [ ] go to bed together (to sleep) [ ] go to bed together (to… not sleep) [ ] go out and party till sunrise (Could happen if all goes well) [ ] both get arrested (That's a possibility. I'm pretty sure cannibalism of corpses is still a crime even in Gotham) [ ] probably wind up killing each other (Also a possibility. I ain't letting you snack on me though)

If we kissed it would be:

[ ] a chaste press of lips (no thanks lol) [ ] a playful smooch (ew) [ ] swift and stolen (ew) [ ] deep, sweet, and sincerely meant (ew) [ ] all teeth and tongue and hot as heck (fucking ew) [X] not happening

If we had sex it would be:

[ ] romantic and luxurious (Hell naw) [ ] fast, rough and hard (You can't handle what I got, old man) [ ] against the nearest wall (The only thing I'm doing here is throwing you at the wall maybe) [ ] fantastic (Somehow I doubt that) [ ] awkward (Too awkward lmao) [ ] a really bad idea (Ya think??) [X] an all-around disaster [X] not happening

If I woke up and found you unexpectedly in my bed I would:

[ ] cuddle you (Gross) [ ] offer you breakfast (Fuck you, I'm not on the menu!) [ ] attempt to seduce you (Nasty) [X] kick you the fuck out (then I'd give your ass a royal beatdown) [X] demand to know how you got there (Umm yes??) [X] scream (Wouldn't you??)