Just Being Silly - Tumblr Posts
Me having fun right now with Cody Fern...inside my mind!😝
(WHERE'S THE SHOW??? I WANNA LOOK AT THE SHOW!!! PLEASE!!!) 😫😅
Penis various penis hilarious
penis serious penis delirious
go into the woods call that penis mysterious
Why are random women who post sexy pics of themselves following my account? Like, these aren't even just bots. These are real women. Ladies, I know I'm irresistible, but if you follow me, I will block you. I am a straight cis female. I am not your target hun
Silly three in the morning thoughts:
Face reveal at 1000 followers? Meh, never gonna happen 🥸
Yes.
I cannot stop thinking about giving that man a baby.
i didnt expect this to happen if im being fr. but since when coukd i expect all that much of tumblr…
DAY 15
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Jarrod appreciates your efforts to save bi lions.
... Like himself.
Me: Alright, brain, just shut up..
Brain: B-but why..? He mask looks like a pokeball-
Me: I will literally make you solve a rubik cube for the whole day
Brain: Fine.. jeez, oh man..
Honestly, if I ever got Isekaied into a DC universe I'd do so much silly stuff.
Start a podcast that swings between 'true heartfelt spoken letters to what makes a hero in my heart and what struggles they may have, but they continue for us' and conspiracy theories that are so incredibly incorrect the heroes publicly beg me to stop. And I mean stuff like claiming aliens aren't real, but Batman is a cryptid. I would do them at random with no way of telling, which is which until you listened in and found out for yourself.
Cause chaos in Gotham by openly talking shit about villains/companies/individuals who deserve it. Start with Joker just to hope mf will track me down just so I can show him the yee old fuck around and find out. If there happens to be one of the Riddlers plans that I remember, imma get my ass purposefully kidnapped and solve the whole bitch before he had any real fun and then if I know that bats can hear me snitch the location. If it happens to be in the current comic time, track Jason's ass down and flirt with him with the most unhinged pickup lines I can think of (he is in my age range, and oh lord, have you seen him? I don’t expect him to actually be interested in any romance back, but I'd still have a good time). Tell Bruce I know his secret then say that lowkey if Batman was my age I'd also sleep with him but don't make enough to be a sugar mama.
Refuse any interviews until the daily planet sends someone and then be like "me no likey that person 🥺👉👈" until they send Clark and then talk really ungodly things about Superman before the real interview, then say something like "honestly of you stood straighter and lost glasses you probably could be him but that would be just silly haha. Imagine if I just said all that right to Superman himself." All casually just to watch him try to laugh it off as he dies inside.
Say to Oliver that his beard reminds me of Green Arrow's beard. How they generally seem to have similar personalities in a way that would make them great bros if they ever got to meet. Tell Flash to stop fucking jumping between universes/timeliness and all other in between because there are Gods and one of them is surely in charge of that shit. Hal happens to flirt with me when I visit his city? Hell yeah time to fuck with him. Write down that "Batman says you have reports to write" and do his disappearing act. Look at all of the exhibision Diana was involved with. See what stuff she likes to work with. If I happen to meet her talk military history, if she knows it.
Avoid Martians at all cost. No offence to them, but I'm not giving them an existential crisis because I happened to think of their world in comic book terms.
If it's the universe in which Billy is homeless, try to adopt him like you would a street cat. Get him close by offering food and shelter. But if he does allow me to be his guardian, I will have to be straight with him that I know about Marvel and then say that I have meta-knowledge and hope he understands it as me being a meta that can just access random information.
The Justice League would probably be on my ass real fucking quick but I'd have a good time while they try to figure out what is up with me.
Hey howzit goin'
*Throws this edit I made at you*
CW: SLIGHT FLASHING COLORS