Kakegurui Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #1

Mary: God, if only someone loved me...

Tsuzura: *standing behind her with roses*

Ririka: *holding box of chocolates*

Sachiko: *has balloons and a card*

Sakura: *facepalms* This is sad.

Kakegurui Incorrect quotes #2

Kirari: Who would you swipe right for? Sachiko or Sayaka?

Sakura: I would delete the app.

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #3

Sayaka: I never said I was gonna get back together with her. But I was thinking, she’s in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if gave her a call?

Yuriko: No. No, Sayaka, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Sayaka calls Kirari. Number five: Midari gets eaten by a shark.

Midari : I'm Midari, and I approve the order of that list.

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #4

Kirari: Cause you’re pretty and you’re smart, and you’re ignoring me so you’re obviously my type.

Sayaka, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Kirari: Perfect.

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #5

Sachiko, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I'd like to thank Sakura, the love of my life, for telling me Kirari was going to win so don't bother to prepare a speech.

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #6

Midari: Pros and cons of dating me.

Midari: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Midari: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #7

Sakura: Sachiko, have a great idea.

Sachiko: Let's hear it.

Sakura: We trick Sayaka and Kirari to go out on a date together.

Sachiko: YES!

Sachiko: And hey, if that doesn't work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks-

Sakura, hitting them with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #8

Midari: This date is boring!

Yuriko: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Midari: Then why did you invite me?

Yuriko: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Yuriko I’ll do whatever I want!

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #9

Mary: You need a hobby.

Sayaka: I have a hobby!

Mary: Fawning over Kirari isn't a hobby.

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #10

Sayaka, talking about Kirari: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HER AND I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? SHE DID. SHE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #11

Yuriko: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Midari: | know. Whenever I'm near the person I like just start acting stupid.

Yuriko: But you're always acting stupid?

Midari:…

Midari: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #12

Sachiko: I want to kiss you.

Sakura, not paying attention: What?

Sachiko: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #13

Aoi: We both look very handsome tonight.

Sakura: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Aoi: I couldn't take that chance.

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #14

Mary: How do I tell Ririka that I want her to yell at me like she’s Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #15

*Sachiko and Aoi are texting*

Sachiko: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.

Aoi: What did they change my name to?

Sachiko: Chosen One.

Aoi: Don't change it back.

Sachiko: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!

Aoi: I'm the chosen one.

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #16

Mary: What's your body count?

Itsuki: Do you mean sex or murder?

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #17

Itsuki: What happened?!

Ririka: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Itsuki: Sh-short??

Ririka: Shit's fucked.

Itsuki: Okay, long.

Ririka: Shit's very fucked.

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #18

Midari: Accidentally indulged in too much 'free time', turns out I've been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #19

Runa: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Kaede: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #20

Ririka: …Kirari just killed a goldfish.

Kirari: *licking her lips* Yup. Delicious.