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I am so gay for them šššš
Interested to hear your interpretation on Suburban Legends
first off the song and beat sounds so similar to mastermind and gold rush. particularly mastermind. listen to the opening seconds back to back! she sings through a lot of it similarly in my opinion
and it has some of the similar mechanics of mastermind in that it leads you to believe the song is going one way but then pulls a switcheroo on you at the end and the swell in the music aids that at the end which makes it a really sweet and emotional listening experience. iāll get to that in a second.

i think at the beginning of taylor knowing or being aware of karlie (so like, your kitchen or mine times), this was very much the situation. karlie is in her peripheral vision (on her radar) but just as taylor described in gold rush, karlie seemed like something utterly unattainable. in lover as well we get the line āiām highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants youā and i think this fits with this description of karlie.

i didnāt come here to make friends echoes their entire conceit of mastermind, and a lot of the kaylor discography that uses the word āfriendā ā another way to say āi donāt want you like a best friendā etc
also this is a sort of throwaway point but āi didnāt come here to make friendsā was a 2000ās reality tv phrase that came into popularity via the show Americaās Next Top Model. it was iconic and soon every competitive reality tv show under the sun had contestants saying it.. but itās origins are from a show about models! of which karlie is one.
more importantly, the āyou kiss me in a way thatās gonna screw me up foreverā is like the follow up to the gold rush āeyes like sinking ships on waters so inviting i almost jump inā language. itās cruel summerās āsnuck in through the garden gate every night that summer just to seal my fateā because falling in love with karlie lead to taylor wanting her complications too

mismatched star signs works because fire signs traditionally match best with air signs. also visually, stars mismatched fits in with mastermindās āthe planets and the fates and all the stars alignedā ā things that werenāt in alignment coming into alignment.
thereās a bunch of story page chapter stuff throughout taylorās discography, some of which makes its way into kaylor but iād probably write for way too long so iām just gonna skip over that for now

this part might be a bit tricky but i sort of blame it on many kaylors not talking that much about really early kaylor possibilities out of (a sort of unearned) respect and the one way street principle of staying in our lane but the idea of taylor saying āi know that when you told me weād get back together and kissed me that you remember[ed] we were born to be national treasuresā isnāt that too wild of a statement if you imagine them as maybe briefly connecting or talking at some point before taylor made her plans to make karlie hers. indeed, we know their paths crossed several times before they were first connected at the 2013 vs fashion show.


*for posterity, i included the apple music lyrics as the genius lyrics appear to be worded partially incorrectly
this is the part of the song which i just think is so beautifully done. in particular i love the āyou donāt knock anymoreā of it all
at first it sounds like sheās saying karlie doesnāt knock anymore because she come around anymore, or this idea of there having been a breakup or a period of not being together or something sad, which is matched by the tone of how she sings it for the first time. the waves crashing to the shore feels like a storm.
but at the end of the repetition her voice becomes more upbeat and it dawns on you, youāre like, oh wait karlie doesnāt knock anymore because she doesnāt need to knock anymore, she has a key! (āis that your key in the door?ā anyone?)
and suddenly the waves meeting the shore is a pleasant image of unification and happiness. she closes with the thought āyou donāt knock anymore and i always knew itā which makes it feel a bit more like mastermindās āyou knew the entire time, and now youāre mineā ā always knowing they would get together, taylor always knowing karlie was the one. āand my life had been ruinedā is sung in a sort of sweet resignation, one that i find throughout a lot of kaylor music, the idea that she knows its complicated but that its what she chose.
so yeah! thatās why suburban legends is a kaylor song to me š

I JUST CHECKED KARLIEāS SPOTIFYā¦
THEREāS NO TAYLOR!!
Karlie says her and Taylor are still good friends huh? Bit weird considering your ābest friendā IS the music industry, and you donāt listen to a SINGLE one of her songs-
Karlie, what you want?
this is straight (gay) proof
I saw this tweet earlier today saying Karlie is now being shown under the cast of Miss Americana with (voice) beside her name. Note: shes the only one that says (voice). And considering that Karlieās voice in CIWYW is THE Kaylor lore for the documentary⦠š


So, I checked myself and sure enough, she is!

I also checked the FAQās to see if just anyone (aka fans) can change or add someone and that doesnāt seem to be the case, especially with how widely used IMDb is in the industry.
(For some personal context, Iām a massive Kate McKinnon fan, so I saw the Ghostbusters 2016 release and the reactions from the dude bros in real time. Not one person changed anything there. But they did brigade the scoring with 1 star reviews before the movie even came out.)
Now, hereās something even more interesting. I copied the full cast IMDb link into the Wayback Machine website and the last capture was June 16th of this year. Karlie is not listed there.

Which means this was added some time between then and now⦠and guess what happened in the middle of that? Oh, yeah. Karlie showing up to the eras tour. š¤
Hereās some videos that show why we 100% believe itās Karlieās voice:


