Karma Is A Bitch - Tumblr Posts
Ngl I lowkey love when people start to notice they chose the wrong side ๐๐๐๐๐๐


No one hurt Scratch โ ๏ธ
it wasn't a smart move to threaten animals in front of a druid Bhaalspawn...
I love how the biggest โfuck youโ of the century (maybe even the millennium) might be Imane Khelif winning the gold medal in the Olympics after all the harassment she had faced.



No one listened when trans people warned that anti-trans legislation would impact cis people as well, and now this is becoming the norm.

"Karma is a bitch"
I know. I remember when I was like 5 and saying to my mom "my sister is kissing a man a lot older than her mom. That's ew"
And know I am simping over a man who has the age to be my father. Some of them almost my grandfather.
FACTS.
โThe Crocodileโ
Okay. I was typing a reblog and it somehow became a rant/spiel, so Iโm making a whole post about it.
โThe Crocodileโ Episode? I know a this isnโt exactly an unpopular opinion, but Iโmma say it anyway.
Hook and Milah. Had. It. COMING.
Granted - Hook became cool eventually. But I hated him for a LOT of the series on the grounds of his first impression alone.
Like itโs one thing to run off with a manโs wife. Rumple and Milah werenโt in love and the marriage wasnโt a good one. She put zero effort into their family and taking her off their hands may arguably have been better for everyone.
Seriously. Fuck Milah.
Spinner Rumple tried so hard to be a good husband and father, or at least to make their family work in a loveless marriage, and he deserved better.

But in spite of that, what Hook did to him on the ship crossed so many lines and he totally deserved to get owned for it.
Letโs review:
Concerned husband boards a pirate ship to beg for his wife back, thinking sheโs been abducted. Right off the bat: That right there took courage. It always pisses me off when OUAT characters call Spinner Rumple a coward, because he really wasnโt. The world put him through it and he was doing his damn best. Just showing up to the ship of bloodthirsty pirates, knowing that literally all he could do was beg and hope for the best, took guts.
Back to Hook. So this poor guy shows up to ask for his wife back unharmed. And shy of actually hurting Rumple, Hook decides to do quite possibly the cruelest thing he could have done:
Keep letting the spinner think that his wife had been taken against her will and that she was being raped by the whole crew.

If Milah was in on the lie, then in my opinion SHE was the cowardly one here. Not Rumple. You want to abandon your disabled husband and son to run off and live the high life with a pirate? Own your shit.
But no. Instead they pushed the blame onto Rumple and gaslit this poor man into thinking it was somehow his fault.
Yeah - Rumple didnโt pick up the sword when Hook challenged him to a duel over Milah. But letโs think about that for a sec shall we?
We have Rumplestiltskin: An older wool spinner with a disability. Who canโt walk all that well WITH his walking stick - much less without it, on a boat, and during a fight with a sword. Which heโs barely held in his life unless you count the crash-course he got as fodder- I mean a new recruit, when he was drafted into the Ogres War.
Versus Captain Jones: A younger, taller, stronger pirate. An experienced swordsman, comfortable on a ship, and with two good legs. AND with a loyal crew of OTHER strapping pirates who would probably kill Rumple even if by some miracle he DID take Hook by surprise or something.

So really, Rumple had two options here.
Option A: Refuse to fight the bloodthirsty pirate, leave with your life but without your wife, and return home to your now motherless son.
Option B: Fight the bloodthirsty pirate, probably die or at least get badly injured (which could be death within a few days-weeks anyway given his financial situation and living conditions), the pirate takes your wife anyway, and your son is left an orphan who may or may not ever know what happened to you.
So there was no realistic scenario here where he fights off the pirates like a dashing hero and carries his wife home.
What else was he supposed to do?!
Rumplestiltskin is extremely smart. He always was. He knows when to pick his battles and he would have known all of that at a glance.
Refusing to fight wasnโt cowardice. It was common sense.

And yet Hook, this mothafucka, who must have realized all of this too and put Rumple in this situation in the first place, had the gall to act disgusted about it when Rumple refused to โfight like a man.โ And then gaslit him into thinking that he was a coward and a fool for making what was obviously the more rational decision.
Now Hook is a pirate. I never would have expected much from him. But thatโs no excuse. What he did was fucked. And karma is a bitch.

Stupid Game = Stupid Prize
And yes I know this is a pretty commonly held opinion so it shouldnโt be new to anyone but I rewatched that episode recently and needed to get this off my chest. ๐ค

๐ฝ๐ช๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ฃโ๐ฉ ๐๐ซ๐๐ง ๐๐ค๐ง๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฅ๐ก๐๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐๐๐ง๐, ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฌ๐๐ก๐ก ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ช๐ง๐ฃ๐๐

๐๐ซ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ ๐ฃ๐๐จ๐จ, ๐๐๐๐ข๐ค๐ฃ๐๐จ ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ก๐ก ๐จ๐๐๐ฃ๐

๐๐ค๐จ๐ฉ ๐๐๐ฉ๐จ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ซ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ง๐ค๐ข ๐๐ข๐ค๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ, ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐๐ฃ๐๐๐จ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ง๐๐จ๐ช๐ก๐ฉ๐จ. ๐๐๐๐ก๐ ๐ง๐๐๐ง๐๐ฉ๐จ ๐จ๐๐ง๐ซ๐ ๐๐จ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฃ๐๐จ๐๐ข๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐จ.

๐๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ก๐ ๐๐ค๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ง๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐ช๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ก ๐๐ฉ'๐จ ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐.

๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ก๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฎ'๐ง๐ ๐ ๐๐ค๐ค๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐จ๐ค๐ฃ. ๐ฝ๐ช๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐๐ญ๐๐จ๐ฉ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ช๐ฉ ๐๐ซ๐๐ก. ๐๐ก๐๐๐จ๐ช๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ช๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฃ

๐๐๐ค ๐๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ๐๐โ๐จ ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐?

๐ฝ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ ๐ง๐ค๐ก๐ ๐ข๐ค๐๐๐ก ๐๐ค๐๐จ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐๐๐ฉ.

๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐จ, ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐๐ฅ๐ค๐ก๐ค๐๐ฎ ๐๐จ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ช๐๐ก๐ก๐ฎ ๐ข๐๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ฃ๐๐ญ๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐.

๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ข๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ฎ ๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ช๐ฎ?
thank god im hot humble skinny smart funny
De um tempo pra cรก, desde que eu parei de ser boazinha demais, o karma parece estar sendo um amigo muito fiel. Nesse รบltimo ano eu vi acontecer coisas que nunca aconteceram antes. Parece que as coisas param de ser inconsequentes quando vocรช para de deixar passar batido.
I'm writing part two of "Out Of The Plans" and laughing out loud at how Carlos' part is pure karma.

