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Bitches be like: ‘I’m so tired, I’m going to bed extra early tonight’ only to cry for 3 hours about a fictional octopus dying.
It’s me, I’m bitches.
Fictional men with slutty waists>>>>>>>>> but specifically these ones.
Spike Spiegel
Baz Grimm-Pitch
Alucard Tepes
Kite (HxH)
Koro- Sensei's human form
Sigma from BSD
Assassination Classroom_Masterlist
Rules and other masterlists
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Isogai Yuuma
romantic
none
platonic
none
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Itona Hirobe
romantic
none
platonic
none
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Karma Akabane
romantic
none
platonic
none
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Nagisa Shiota
romantic
none
platonic
none
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Ryunosuke Chiba
romantic
none
platonic
none
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Ryushi Korogane (Koro-sensei)
romantic
none
platonic
none
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Tadaomi Karasuma
romantic
none
platonic
none
The fact that I've seen all of these is... wow...
so, is destroying the moon like some weird new trend or…..?
The first opening of Assassination Classroom looks so much like it's a clip Koro-sensei forced everyone to do, but all of them ended up liking it.
Except for Karasuma.
Made a little gif of the octopus idiot. Here's Korosensei showing different faces.
Korosensei headcanons [Updated]
He’s very touch starved so when someone hugs him he gets flustered and doesn’t know how to react.
He can only drink coffee if it has a lot of sugar or creamer in it. Otherwise, it’s too gross to him.
Every month after getting his paycheck, he converts it to several different currencies since he travels all the time.
He isn’t as poor as he whines that he is, he can pay his bills and utilities perfectly fine. Asano is wealthy and probably pays his employees well, Koro is just a drama king. Every time he’s complaining, he’s just out of one specific currency, but again, he’s a drama king.
He helps pay for groceries for Isogai’s family since he’s aware of their situation and just wants to make sure they can get by
His stomach sounds like space noises. Like okay, Idk how to explain the sound in my head when I say that but like it’s 80% NASA recordings, 20% humanish stomach sounds. that’s my only explanation don’t attack me hasjkfsoandienwpdneie Here this is what I’m talking about (NASA recordings of planet sounds) The space noises thing started as a joke between me and a friend but now it’s literally a headcanon.
Korosensei is FtM trans, realizing it at a young age when he would disguise himself as a boy for assassinations, finding out it made him feel a lot more comfortable and some of the feelings he was dealing with were dysphoria.
He probably eats raw cookie dough while lecturing in health class about healthy eating.
He canonly has to eat rocks because his body doesn’t produce enough silicon, which he needs to survive, so he puts seasoning or something on it when possible to make it somewhat more enjoyable.
He’s an insomniac, sometimes stays up till 2am due to sleeping issues.
In the afterlife, he prefers to be in his tentacle form rather than his human form because he identifies himself with his Korosensei alias more than The Reaper
He has some form of ADHD or ADD
He definitely has PTSD to his past and Aguri’s death and most likely has mild depression
He’s actually self conscious about his body, while it’s not something that bothers him on a daily basis, looking in the mirror and seeing something so inhuman look back can make him uneasy sometimes. (this is adapted from a headcanon my buddy @korosenseilover mentioned) I’ll probably add more as I go but this is part 1 at least. I’m also gonna do some anatomy headcanons for him in a separate post
Koro-sensei as a Splatoon character, based on @jellubeanii of Twitter's designs. Unfortunately I can't access their account, maybe they deactivated or changed their username/handle. ❤️
Me: rewatches Assassination Classroom.
Me the second Koro-sensei appears.
i don't understand the schooling term system in assassination classroom 💀😭😭
i thought they only had one year (till march/finals) but now they're on summer vacation so doesn't that mean they failed or does it mean till next march or something? (assuming they're school year runs from like august - june)
also are they in high school or middle school?? or is it not that kind of system
ALSO it is actually INSANE how they get a FULLY PAID SUMMER VACATION TO AN ISLAND?!?!? lucky bastards
i freakin hate HATE Itona like HES SUCH A LISER BRO GUVE UO STAWPPPP
NAGISA's mother is FREAKING INSANE LIKE KITERALLT BATSHIT CRAZY LIKE TEXTBOOK TOXIC MOTHER SHE IS THE BLUEPRINT FOR 'how to traumatise your children'
WHAT THE HELL i feel so bad he had to go thru that omg
why did they ruin kayano's character like that? 😭😭😭 it would've been better if it was literally ANY of the other girls but now im just confused and ... disappointed?? like whyyyy imo it's kind of a pointless thing to include it would've been better to have an outsider or someone shiro found or just another person in the class or just introduce a new character ?!? i mean u get it had to have impact and shock and creat emotions within the audience but i loved kayano omgggg im so sad it was all a deception (which u get is the point) but it also seems to predictable and just crazy yk?? like there was no need for that extra curveball atp i feel like but im not finished with the arc so we'll see how it goes 🥲
THEY JUST SMOOCHED WHAT IN THE FIZZIDY YUCK
why did they ruin kayano's character like that? 😭😭😭 it would've been better if it was literally ANY of the other girls but now im just confused and ... disappointed?? like whyyyy imo it's kind of a pointless thing to include it would've been better to have an outsider or someone shiro found or just another person in the class or just introduce a new character ?!? i mean u get it had to have impact and shock and creat emotions within the audience but i loved kayano omgggg im so sad it was all a deception (which u get is the point) but it also seems to predictable and just crazy yk?? like there was no need for that extra curveball atp i feel like but im not finished with the arc so we'll see how it goes 🥲
THE ENDING OF ASSASINATION CLASSROOM WHEN THEY - SPOILER-
KILL HIM AGAGAHGAHAGAGAHGAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I JUST LOVE FOUND FAMILY AND IM GONNA MISS HIM EVEN THO I COULD JIST REWATCH AAAHAHAHA IM SO PROUD OF THEM FOR ACTUALLY DOING AND WHY HE IS A MUTATED HUMAN A GOOD TEACHER IM SAD AND HAPPY
Omg i haven't wept like that in a minute
koro-sensei's death was actually the most beautiful and fulfilling death i've seen in anime
like it just felt so right and needed (even tho it's the main plot point anime series' always "find a way out" yk?) i'm actually content with him dying cause it was the best way to go and it felt right and the timing was good
it genuinely feels so nice that it wasn't an unnecessary death or filled with so much sorrow because i feel like most anime's use death as passing or something insignificant in the plot to the point where it's not seen as wrong or demoralising? so it's nice to see death be taken seriously, like they were not messing around with these kids they thought them life was precious and to keep on living! which is amazing and beautiful and so inspiring 😭🤍
I’m claiming koro-sensei as my fictional teacher cg and no one can stop me <3
Something we know:
koro-sensei eats random things, and particularly enjoys styrofoam.
Another thing we know:
those styrofoam footballs that every school ever had, seemed to ALWAYS have a bite taken out of it.
My consensus?
Koro-sensei is sneaking into schools and biting the styrofoam footballs.
I went to a cosplay event today!
It was fun. I went with a few friends of my and my sister, I didn't won at the competition tho.