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What happens when V and Jungkook get lost at the mall in America?

Jungkook: Hyung, you do know where we're going, right?

Taehyung: Are you saying you doubt my bathroom finding skills? Have you already forgotten my photoshoot with that toilet that one time?

Jungkook: You mean the time you fell off of that random toilet at that photoshoot?

Taehyung: My way sounds better... but yes.

Jungkook: So, how does that make you a master at finding bathrooms?

Taehyung: Because I have a history with them, Kookie.

Jungkook: Uh-... Hyung-

Taehyung: Speaking of bathrooms, I found one! *points in an exaggerated way*

Jungkook: Hyung, that's a woman's underwear store.

Taehyung: *blinks and tries to read the English sign* Well, I thought it said bathroom

Jungkook: I think it says "Victoria's Secret," cause I found some magazines like that in Yoongi Hyung's room.

Taehyung: Wait, you what?

Jungkook: I think that's the restroom, Hyung *points to a hall way*

Taehyung: What makes you think that that's a bathroom? There's no toilet and doors.

Jungkook: Not the hallway, down the hallway, Hyung.

Taehyung: How could you possibly know that there's a bathroom down that hall? I don't see one.

Jungkook: But the sign above the hallway says 'Restroom' in English.

Taehyung: Restroom? Do people sleep in there?

Jungkook: I don't think America is that weird, Hyung.

Taehyung: Well, I've seen some pretty weird things here, like that Ahjussi in those booty shorts.. *shivers*

Jungkook: *glares* I told you not to bring that up again!

Taehyung: Well, I still have to use the toilet, so I say we check this 'restroom' out.

-five minutes later-

Jungkook: I told you it was a bathroom.

Taehyung: I found it weird that there were absolutely no doors in there... I guess Americans are against privacy?

Jungkook: I don't think that's it, Hyung.

Taehyung: *sighs and stretches out his arms* Well, I think we should get back to the others, now.

Jungkook: Good idea...

...

Taehyung: Wait...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: Hyung?

Taehyung: What?

Jungkook: Do you remember where we came from?

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: Of course! I have Bangtan senses, too! Don't doubt me, Kookie.

Jungkook: Right, sorry, Hyung.

Taehyung: So... We came from... that way! *points in an exaggerated way again*

Jungkook: Hyung, that's the underwear store again.

-Admin Jinnie

When Key leaves SHINee alone for the weekend...

Key: So I'll see you guys when I get back from the fashion show

Onew: Okay. I'm in charge, right? *raises hand in the air with a fake sword while sitting on a J-Horse*

Key: What the heck is J-Hope from BTS doing in our living room?

Jonghyun: what

Taemin: what

Minho: what

J-Horse: what

Onew: He agreed to be my pet horse

Minho: why J-Hope. why.

Key: ... let him go back to his own dorm, Onew hyung

Onew: b-but... my horse...

Minho: Hyung, let him go

Onew: ... fine... *rides J-Horse out of the dorm*

Taemin: anyway, so who's in charge?

Jonghyun: come on guys, we all know I should be in charge *rips off shirt sleeves and flexes biceps*

Minho: *Shakes head* obviously it won't be either of you

Taemin: I think we all know I should be in charge. *does aegyo and fangirls swarm* See?

Key: *Shoos fangirls away* maybe I should get a babysitter?

Jonghyun: Just leave. We're not kids and we're older than you

Key: ...fine. Don't make me regret this later *glares at all of them before heading out of the dorm*

~ After Key leaves~

Taemin: Soo... Who's in charge...?

Onew: Key didn't really make that clear.

Jonghyun: Why don't we battle to see who's worthy?

Minho: *sighs* How about we all just do our own thing? We don't have to have anyone in charge...

Jonhyun: Minho lost already! *flexes biceps again in a suggestive way*

Taemin: I have a better chance than either of you! You'll be sorry you ever thought you could win!

Jonghyun: Yah, I'm your hyung! Do not talk to me like that.

Onew: Oh, let the kid be. We can drop honorifics for this. Rock-paper-sissors to decide what we do for battle.

Minho: I'm calling a babysitter...

~ Two days later ~

Onew: HA! I WIN! TAKE THAT LOSERS!

Minho: *locked in the closet* when the heck is Hyung getting back...

Onew: NOW EVERYONE WILL BOW DOWN TO ME AND CALL ME THE CHICKEN KING!

Minho: No one's gonna do that

Onew: that's what YOU think, but when I have you all in animal suits eating chicken, you'll think differently

Taemin: ...what

Minho: Key Hyung is getting back today, you know

Onew: He can join in, too!

Taemin: ... wait, is Minho in the closet?

Onew: yes

Taemin: why??

Onew: because he called chicken stupid and threatened to stick it up my-

Taemin: OKAY, I got it, Hyung

Key: *Dramatically opens door* I'm ba-why is the dorm a mess?

Minho: *muffled from the closet* oh, well those three idiots had a battle to see who would be in charge. They just finished...

Key: Is Minho in the closet?

O & T: Yes

Key: Why?

Onew: Because he threatened to stick chicken up my-

Taemin: No, don't repeat it!

Key: ... I'm never leaving you guys alone again.

Jonghyun: *jumps out from under a sea of cushions* But you have to!

Key: AHHH! What was that?!?!?!

Jonghyun: the dinosaur. Rawwrrr

Key: ...

Taemin: I don't understand what we did wrong.

Onew: We just had a friendly battle.

Key: ...

Minho: *now out of the closet because magic* I'm the only normal one *pulls a pickle out of back pocket*

Key: ... wtf you guys

-Admins Jongie and Jinnie

(I accidentally posted this to the wrong blog and it took me so long to actually post this due to sucky wifi, so I just decided to reblog it from my personal blog x.x I'm sorry for the inconvenience! -Jinnie)

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 1

Me: so he was- wait Twitter is calling

Friend: srsly?

Me: shhh //runs hand down face

Friend: dhehflghatfj! //swats my hand away

Me: OMG

Friend: what???

Me: NOT AGAIN WHY

Friend: are you okay???

Me: WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME

Friend: wtf is wrong with you?

Me: they're promoting ANOTHER song?

Friend: who?

Me: it's been a month! Do they not rest

Friend: it's Koreans isn't it

Me: first "I Need U" and now "Sick" I just can't

Friend: yeah it's Koreans

---

Me: why

Friend: what

Me: wwwhhhyyyy

Friend: what

Me: WHy

Friend: WHAT

Me: Teen Top

Friend: oh come on

Me: they just...

Friend: can we talk about more interesting things?

Me: they cAN't be promoting at the same time as Bangtan

Friend: what is it a law or something

Me: my feels will die

Friend: omg

Me: they're gonna fly away

Friend: the heck

Me: and NEvEr cOMe baCK

Friend: you'll be fine

Me: WILL I?!

Friend: geez calm down

Me: I CAN'T bE caLm rIGhT nOw

Friend: just shut up and eat ice cream or something

-hours later-

Me: wait

Friend: wtf what now

Me: it's Twitter agai- HOLY- WHAT

Friend: ???

Me: TEASER PHOTOS

Friend: teaser photos?

Me: THEY ALREADY ARE POSTING THEM- WHY RAPMON

Friend: "Rap Mon"? Wtf?

Me: //incoherent sobbing

Friend: oookkkkkaaaayyyy... //goes to get food

-one day later-

Phone: *ding*!

Friend: don't you dare

Me: but it's-

Friend: no

Me: but they-

Friend: no

Me: THIS IS IMPOR-

Friend: NO

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: *grabs phone anyway*

Friend: gtfo

Me: Omg...

Friend:

Me: this picture

Friend:

Me: his hair is BLONDE

Friend: what

Me: it's BLONDE! DO YOu sEE tHIs?!?

Friend: what

Me: it is /BLONDE/

Friend: okay stfu I get it

Me: he had BLACK HAIR the other day!

Friend: don't they dye their hair all the time?

Me: HE LIED HOW DAre hE

Friend: okay calm down

Me: he had HIS haIR SPrayED

Friend: shut-

Me: to look freaking black

Friend: -up

Me: ANd IT Was BlONDe

Friend: shut up-

Me: THE WHOLe tiME

Friend: OKAY calm tf down

Me: I Can'T CaLM DOwn

Friend: yes you can or you're leaving

Me: fine

Friend: good

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: but it's BLOndE

Friend: leave

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 4

Person: um

Friend: what?

Person: is she okay?

Friend: who? Her? Yeah

Person: she looks like she's about to explode

Me: //peaks back at phone but then slams it back down on the table

Friend: she probably is

Person: and you're fine with that?

Friend: she does this every day

Me: //tries to look again but then throws phone across the room

Person: the heck?! She throws her phone like that everyday?

Friend: yep. I'm surprised it hasn't broken yet

Person: ...she might need therapy...

Friend: ...WAIT NO-!

Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~

Friend: Look at what you've done

Me: ~LA LA LA LA LA~

Person: the heck is going on?

Friend: she's-

Me: ~THERAPY~

Friend: -Trying to sing-

Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~

Friend: -to a song-

Me: ~LALAlALALa THERAPY~

Friend: -that YOU just reminded her of

Me: ~Tto gidarineun nan~

Person: the heck? Is that another language?

Me: ~dachil junbiga dwae isseo~~

Friend: it's Korean

Person: ...okay...

---

Me: this story I'm reading is so cute!

Friend: is it romance?!

Me: yes~

Friend: omg I wanna read it-

Me: //locks phone and throws it out the nearest window as a car runs over it

Friend: wtf?

Me: oops now you can't read it

---

Me: //looking at picture of bias

Friend: ohh she's pretty

Me: I hope you burn to death

Friend: ?!?

---

Friend: omg my phone is about to die

Me: aww that sucks

Friend: yeah... I need to text my mom and tell her that

Me: okay //goes back to reading

Friend: ...yeah, I need to text her and tell her my phone's dead.

Me: have fun //still reading

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: this is when you say, "here, use my phone"

Me: what? No. Use your own phone

Friend: omg ITS DEAD

Me: oh. Why didn't you tell me?

Friend: //facepalms

Me: sorry, you should've said so

Friend: whatever, can I please see your phone now?

Me: //freezes and looks down at fanfiction

Me: uhhh...

Friend: what?

Me: I'll just text her for you, what's her number?

Friend: just give it to me.

Me: //closes out of fanfiction and hands over phone

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: wtf? My mom's contact is in Korean?

Me: ohhh... Hahahhhh yeah...

Friend: why?

Me: cause all of my contacts are

Friend: why????

Me: why not?

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: omg smut

Me: WHAT

Friend: THATS WHAT YOU WERE READING?

Me: WHAT NO

---

Friend: why is your phone full of pictures of Asians?

Me: wtf how did get that //grabs it and runs away

Friend: 3,000 photos of Asians? Really...?

-Admin Jinnie

How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 2

(I used 'person' to represent your kpop fan friend whether it be friend, sister, cousin, or someone, and if you don't have one feel free to talk to me~)

Me: So I was going through my closet the other day looking for something to wear

Person: yeah?

Me: and in my head, I was like "omg I'll wear this TOP-..."

Person: omg

Me: So I started thinking, "You know what, the next K-Idol might as well be named 'shirt'."

Person: for real, though. Every time someone says something about Bacon, I have to remember that they're not talking about Baekhyun...

Me: I know!

Person: I also saw people selling sugar-cookies and they asked me if i wanted some... I made a complete fool of myself...

Me: please don't tel me you said something about Suga and Kookie...

Person: hahahhhh

Me: Oh and I heard someone telling someone else to zoom in on something and I looked around everywhere for XuiMin, until I realized...

Person: *sighs*

Me: I know.

Person: ...my dad was showing me a video of the behind the scenes to a movie and I thought the BTS in the title stood for Bangtan...

Me: omg I think that every time I see "BTS" in a video title

Person: yeah

Me: So moving on to songs ruining my life

Person: oh gosh there are so many

Me: For starters, SHINee's new song, View

Person: oooooommmmmmmmggggggggg YES

Me: One person says "view" and I bust out in song like "Neomu areumdaun-daun-daun-daun view"!!!

Person: speaking of SHINee, Replay is another one that ruins me

Me: truth. So much truth

Person: adding to the list, 'Ready or Not' and 'Forever or Never'

Me: I can relate to Ready or Not

Person: okay let's pause there because this is gold for another post

Me: okay

Person: so EXO

Me: oh gosh

Person: History, Overdose, and Mama

Me: Don't forget Thunder, Growl, Heart Attack, Wolf, Run-

Person: you know what this one has enough for a post in itself, too

Me: shhh stop breaking the fourth wall

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie

How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 3

-Song Edition-

Person 1: Omg! Someone call the doctor! This guy is choking!

Me: ~SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR~

Person 1: ...I just said that

Me: ~NAL BUTJAPGO MALHAEJWO~

Person 1: This is serious! What are you doing?!

Me: ~SARANGEUN GYEOLGUK JUNGDOK OVERDOSE~

Person 2: uhh, I'll call the doctor for the guy

Person 3: and I'll call a doctor for her

Random Korean Man: wtf why is she singing that

---

Friend: It's such a pretty view, isn't it?

Me: a pretty what?

Friend: View

Me: ~NEOMU AREUMDAUN~

Friend: you're kidding

Me: ~DAUN-DAUN-DAUN VIEW~

Friend: there's a Korean song for that, too?

Me: yes

Friend: omg

Me: there's a K-Pop song for everything

---

Friend: you are such-

Me: -yes

Friend: a-

Me: -say it

Friend: loser

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~LOSER~

Friend: you're KIDDING

Me: ~OETORI~

Friend: OmG

Me: ~SEN CHEOKHANEUN GEOPJAENGI~

Friend: IS THAT LEGIT

Me: yes

Friend: THAT'S LEGIT A SONG?

Me: yes

Friend: I'm done

Me: I told you there's a K-Pop song for everything

---

Friend 1: I'm bored, let's play Hide-and-Seek

Friend 2: omg no

Friend 3: no

Friend 4: nope nope no

Me: ~EVERY BODY SAY-

All Friends: NO!

Me: Omg you know the lyrics now

Me: I'm so proud c':

-Admin Jinnie

What K-Pop fans say verses what they mean...

What We Say: OMG PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN AND LEAVE IT THERE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT STOP IT

What We Mean: KEEP YOUR SHIRT UP FOR ALL ETERNITY PLZ JUST WALK AROUND LIKE THAT SO THAT I CAN SEE MORE PLZ YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL

---

What We Say: Ssssstttttoooooooppppppp posting videos of them eating!

What We Mean: omg omg omg OMg do NOT stop posting them keep them coming or just film at the diner table every night and then I can die happy

---

What We Say: OMG JUST STOP POSTING SELCAS TO TWITTER PLZ MY PHONE IS ALREADY FULL

What We Mean: Plz post a selca every day plz plz never stop posting them they GIvE Me lIfe

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 7

-SHINee version pt 1 (songs)-

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we-

Friend: NO.

Me: well when-

Friend: I'll tell you when we get to the destination

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~Nan gal su isseulkka~

Friend: no

Me: ~Naui Destination~

Friend: apparently using bigger vocabulary doesn't help with this situation

Me: nope.

---

Friend: look at what I drew~

Me: wow, it looks really good

Friend: I know, I made it really colorful to give it a cartoon feel

Me: ...cool~

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~You make my life Colorful~

Friend: why do I still talk to you

---

Friend: can you put that song on replay, plz?

Me: ~Noona Neomu Yeppeo~

Friend: what

Me: ~Michyeo~

Friend: wait

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: I meant to say repeat omg

---

Friend: nooo

Me: what?

Friend: my little brother is showing symptoms of a cold

Me: symptoms

Friend: yes- wait

Me:

Friend: he's showing signs of it not symp-

Me: ~UIMIL AL SU EOMNEUN MUGWANSIMHAN NE PYOJEONG~

Friend: why are you like this

Me: ~SUMI SUMI SUMI MEOMCHWO~

Friend: why

Me: ~CHAGAUN NUNBICHE PAEIN NAE~

Friend: plz stop

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 9

-Based on FREAKING JEON JUNGKOOK'S SCENARIO PHOTOS-

Me: hold me

Friend: what

Me: plz hold me

Friend: ...why?

Me: It's time

Friend: ...which means?

Me: it's /time/

Friend: "time"?

Me: IT'S TIME

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: oh it's Korean Twitter isn't it

Me: the notification says Jungkook

Friend: Jungkook? is that some Korean word

Me: It's /Jungkook/ today

Friend: why is that so bad

Me: HE'S A BIAS SLAYER THAT'S WHY

Friend: okay okay calm down

Me: I CAN'T

Friend: omg

Me: I can't TaKE thIS

Friend: just look at it

Me: ...

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: KILL ME NOW

Friend: what???

Me: I CAN'T LIVE HERE WITH THIS

Friend: What is it???

Me: HE'S A CoP

Friend: So?

Me: AND HE LOOKS FlaWLEsS

Friend: okay?

Me: JUST LoOK aT HIm

Friend: okay yeah that's pretty hot I can't lie

Me: EXacTLy

Friend: but don't get any ideas

Me: hhhhhhhh efowirhfiueh

Friend: okay are you broken now?

Me: ewiufwurjhferfwwekfuhw

Friend: yep

Me: wefijsndkfjwheoih

Friend: I'll go get some therapy food

Me: //sobbing

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Me: no

Friend: oh

Me: no

Me: no

Me: NO

Friend: slow down, what's wrong?

Me: WHY JUNGKOOK

Friend: oh great

Me: WHY WOULD HE dO tHIs

Friend: are you okay?

Me: NO

Friend: okay that was a dumb question

Me: SOMEONE ARREST hIm

Friend: what'd he do?

Me: this Twitter update

Friend: okay?

Me: he broke me

Friend: I know that much

Me: I'm gonna die

Friend: tf happened?

Me: someone take Twitter AWAY from him

Friend: why??

Me: LOOK at this update

Friend: it's in Korean

Me: but do you want to know what it SAYS?

Friend: I have a feeling that you're going to tell me anyway

Me: he said

Friend: yep

Me: HE saID

Friend: yes?

Me: "I'm gonna arrest you. Come here."

Friend: oh

Me: not only that

Friend: what no

Me: but /look/ at the LOOK HE'S GIVING THE CAMERA

Friend: ohhhh

Me: HE'S TRYING TO SEDUCE EVERYONE HELP ME

Friend: oh gosh

Me: HIS LOOK IS ILLEGAL SOMEONE ARREST HiM

Friend: oookkkkaaaayyyyy

Me: IT'S LIKE HE WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK "SEX" WHEN THEY LOOK AT HIM

Friend: what- whaattt

Me: AND HE'S StiLL NoT LEgaL

Friend: neither are we

Me: BUT- UGH

Friend: just calm down it will all be-

Me: NO IT WON'T

Friend: ugh

Me: I KEEP WANTING TO SAY TO ARREST HIM

Friend:

Me: BUT I cAN't WITHOUT FEELING DIRTY

Friend:

Me: //crying

Friend: //sighs

Me: Jungkooookkkkkkkkkkk

Friend: I'll get more therapy food

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: a cooooppppppppppppp

Friend: shhhhhh

Me: he's a /ccoopppp/

Friend: shhh

Me: Jimin and Taehyung better HOlD oN cause I won't be over Jungkook for DAyS

Friend: shhh just eat your ice-cream

-Admin Jinnie

(I'm seriously broken right now omg; Jungkook's not even my bias *It's Jin*, but his along with Yoongi's have been the HArDEst on me ''>

K-pop in Public Pt 1

Me: *Hears K-Pop song in the distance*

Me: *Tries to follow the sound of the music*

Me: *frantically looks around for source of said music*

Me: *sniffs the air*

Me: *whispers* I will find you...

Person: *playing K-Pop from their phone*

Me: *tackles* LOVE ME

Person: ?!?!

-Admin Jinnie

(SORRY FOR NOT POSTING IN SO LONG ;.; )

Funny Scenarios Masterlist

Updated as of 6/27/17 This masterlist is full of cringey garbage, but I’m keeping this post up for those who might enjoy my old humor. Most of these are lame, though! xD

Fanfiction Masterlist (Only BTS)

Bangtan Scenarios

When Bangtan find out about Fanfictions When V and Jungkook get lost at the mall in America When Bangtan tries to clean the dorm BTS at the Movies(and Park) 1/2/3

Life Goals

3 EASY Steps to help fall out of love with BTS!

BTS Prologue

Random BTS Crack 1

Mint Suga

EXO Scenarios

Me at the beach

Exo Fans be like (Originally posted on my main acc)

SHINee Scenarios

*These are old and include Jonghyun in them :’(

When SHINee Deprives Onew of Chicken When Key leave SHINee alone for the weekend

The Fangirl Series

The best part of this masterlist imo

K-Pop in Public 1/2

Deciding a Bias What not to say to a K-Pop fan Fangirling about K-Pop around friends 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11 How K-Pop ruins life 1/2/3 10 Things my friends just don’t get about K-Pop/K-Pop Fans What K-Pop fans say VS what they mean

K-Pop be like (July 2015)

What Music do you listen to?

-Admin Jinnie