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Kremy: *Places a broken coffee maker on the table* So. who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Torbek: Torbek did. Torbek brok-

Kremy: No, no you didn't. Gricko?

Gricko: Don't look at me, look at Frosty!

Frost: What? I didn't break it.

Gricko: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Frost: Because its sitting right front of us. And it's broken.

Gricko: Suspicious.

Frost: No it's not.

Gideon: If it matters, probably not, but Twigsy was the last one to use it.

Twig: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.

Gideon: Oh really? Then what were you doing over by the coffee cart earlier?

Twig: I use the wooden stirs to scratch Pigtunia, everyone knows that Gideon!

Torbek: Can we not fight, Torbek broke it, Torbek will pay for it Mr. Kremy.

Kremy: No! Who broke it?

...

Frost: Kremy... Hootsie has been awfully quiet..

Gricko: *betrayed gasp* REALLY?! OH MY GOD

*arguing*

Kremy: I broke it.

Kremy: It burned my hand so I punched it.

Kremy: I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces and a bullywug head on a stick.

Kremy: Good. It was getting a little boring around here.