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kyle eff is my favorite ally
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I’m so obsessed with the kestrel faction, they’re dumb as hell, they’re classist, they’re dirt poor, they’re rich, they’re scammers, their captain is a cat, one of their members was kidnapped, they miss oli’s wife, they love big balls, they barely know how to drive a boat
THEY'RE ALL KISSING
kestrels? more like make-out-with-your-homies-strels
The Kestrels are not gay, they just enjoy kissing the homies before leaving for good luck 👍
So we can all agree that the Kestrels are all just a big Polycule? I mean other than the dead one, they're all a happy little romanticle group.
Edit: THEY JUST HAD A CHILD, THERES NO WAY THEY'RE NOT
Edit: MARTYN NAMING IT MIHAWK AFTER ONE PIECE, I LOVE YOU MARTYN
Edit: just a bunch of gay men and they're 4 pets and dead sister.
Edit: and Oli's (totally real) wife, and whichever NPC Sausage pulls
So the entire group of Kestrel is a giant Polycule where everyone kisses each other, and they have 4 pets, and Oli has a (totally real) wife, and Sausage keeps rizzing up NCPs, and Kyle is maybe sort of dating Scott and Scott is also dating Sausage as well it seems, and Martyn hates Scott becasue of the faction Scott is in, and one of the members of Kestrel died and her girlfriend did as well as the same time.
Is what I'm getting
Literally any Kestrel pov is good (Minus Guqqie but that's because she's kinda dead). I watched Martyn but I just know the others povs are good as well. And they're all totally in a Polycule so that makes it better (not at all canon)
Ok Pirates SMP fans gimmie propoganda for the other povs, I know I'm gonna be watching Bek for my Kite pov but idk who to watch for a Kestrel, Heron, or Nightingale pov, so gimmie your recomendations!
I think it's funny that before the SMP started everyone was already shipping Martyn and Scott's characters together, and it turned out that Martyn's character hates Scott and his faction.
Idk, maybe we'll get a redemption and Scott will also start dating Martyn along with his other boyfriends Sausage and Kyle.
You'll never guess who my favorite is
Okay, question that's been floating around in my head for awhile. Is Scar in the Kestrel Polycule or is he just there supporting the others?
They’re the exception for totally straight, non romantic reasons.
watching archived vods with chat open was definitely not a mistake
(Screenshots taken from Magic's October 21, 2021 Outsiders vod)
• Three of the men of Sausage's crew: Kyle Eef, Red D. Doons, & Apo Kuna. Close knit & having each other's back in plenty of cases, these three will be seen frequently throughout the Stories of the Crew.
• Two of the ladies on Sausage's ship, Guqqie & Michela are two of the closest friends you'll see on the crew.
• More of Sausages crew: Ros, Graecie, & Puffy. While Ros and Puffy also are found on Sausage'a main ship, Graecie acts as the head for one of his other ships during the voyage.
• The "Brilliant Prophet," Acho Denholm. In death, stars been gifted powers of premonition & cursed with the helplessness & growing hollowness that comes from being a prophet in the Underworld
• A mysterious shifter and God of sorts & a creature of a shattered spirit, they have taken to the name "Major." He's taken a starkly similar appearence to another in Sausage's life who could have had his heart once upon a time.
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Pt. 1 || Pt. 2 || Pt. 3 [Here] || Pt.4 || Pt. 5
Here is the 3rd batch of characters, there should only be one left after this I swear--
I'm very excited to post the pennings and then starting full images on this AU. Do enjoy your time and as always, asks are welcome.
Also I do love this batch a lot but I am so incredibly happy with how Michela, Ros, & Guqqie turned out, goodness.
Breaking: Giant Ocean Queen wants you (dead at the bottom of the ocean)!!
Snippet Saga 3:
Ocean Saga: Ruthlessness
Sketch:
i drew some art of that one time Owen and Kyle fought because of the bounty Kyle had on Owen! this took a while and I didn't have enough time to do this, but at least it was finished!
