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Fairy Tail X-Mas Headcanons
-They have Secret Santa every year
-Someone got asuka a nerf gun which was a mistake
-She spends the rest of the day shooting people in inappropriate places
-Evergreen got poo pouri
-She threw it at bixslow and walked out of the guild and didn't come back for the rest of the night
-Warren gets fishnet stockings from a mysterious person (Laki), so he gave them to Max
-Max was delighted
-Natsu got an actual salamander lizard
-It bit him
-May Billy the lizard now Rest In Peace
-Ugly Christmas sweater contests!
-Erza insist that the sweaters aren't ugly, they're beautiful in their own special way
-Natsu eats the cookies that were left for Santa
-Asuka starts crying
-Juvia saves the day with her baking skills, she goes all out with tree and star shapes
-Gray said she's awesome and Juvia fainted
-Macao and Wakaba would drop their pants and warm their booties in front of the fire
-Everyone wanted to bleach their eyeballs
-Romeo was soooooo embarrassed
-Wendy asked if she could ask Santa for Grandeeny back
-Gajeel was about to cry
-Levy thought it was sweet despite Gajeel's protesting of "I'm not crying dammit!"
-On Christmas morning Natsu burst into Lucy's apartment and jumped on her bed screaming about Santa
-Erza and Mirajane go overboard with decorating the guild
-They protested that it was "just a few lights"
-Lucy: "JUST A FEW LIGHTS?! It's a Supernova! How is it not a fire hazard?"
-Natsu: "Don't worry Luce if something catches on fire I'll eat it"
-Makarov cries about all the money that went bye bye
-Gajeel wants to go Christmas caroling
-Everyone screams "NO!"
-They don't want their ears to suffer from Gajeel's horrible singing voice
-Mira planted mistletoe everywhere
-Natsu and Lucy walked under it
-Lucy panicked and gut punched him
-Gray laughed his ass off
-Nastu spat fire at him
-They got into a fight
-during the fight they accidently rolled under mistletoe and Juvia gasped and squeaked "boys love?"
-Natsu and Gray didn't even notice and just kept on brawling
-Levy reads christmas stories in front of the fire, the elf on the shelf is her personal favorite
-Gajeel asked if she could be the elf on his shelf
-He got a book thrown at his head
-Cana spikes the eggnog
-It doesn't end well for Guildarts and Makarov who decided to have a drinking contest because they new better than to challenge the beer queen
-Cana realized her mistake when Guildarts started sobbing about how much he loved her
-And Makarov started spouting poetry
-"to be or not to be! That's is the question!"
-"isn't that from Romeo and Juliet?
-"hush Lisanna, your gramps is talking."
-Erza made the biggest gingerbread house known to man, you can actually walk inside it if you crouch down
-Elfman tried but he hit his head on the ceiling and the roof caved in
-Erza beat him up for it, enraged that he destroyed her master piece
-Natsu and Gajeel started to eat it and Erza chased them around the guild screaming her head off
-Levy videoed it
-Kinana was making hot chocolate but someone (Gray) got into the whipped cream
-trying to hit Natsu with it, Gray accidently creamed Lucy
-Lucy was pissed
-she threw whip cream at him but also missed, hitting Natsu
-the three of them had a giant whip cream fight until it accidentally hit Erza and everyone froze
-She simply licked it off her arm and everyone collapsed with relief
-Juvia made a shit ton of Christmas hats
-Juvia may or may not now have a fantasy of seeing Gray shirtless with a Santa hat on
-Someone put reindeer antlers on Laxus but he was to tired to care
-Freed chased off the offender (Bixslow)
-Loke showed up with a bell around his neck saying he'd be Lucy's Christmas present
-Happy stuck a Christmas bow on Lucy's head and said "naw she's my Christmas present"
-L: "Excuse you?"
-H: "oh and Natsu's too."
-L: "WHAT!"
A/N: I will be doing crime sorcerer headcanons part 2 soon since it got up to 100 notes! Thanks for reading and I hope you have a Merry Christmas!