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At first he didn't notice she was even there, a fault of his family's ego, they were used to being the center of attention so when he escaped the herd of woman chasing him, he stopped here to catch his breath and stopped next to this woman.

After catching his breath he heard her voice, and slowly turned towards her. "Oh god are you apart of that fanclub?" Lance winced away from the woman, not paying attention to her body cause he was running for his life. Once he heard screaming, he used the opportunity to use her umbrella to hide the two of them. From anyone else's perspective all they'd see were his legs and hers so it looked...suspicious.

He'd sigh. "So much for trying to relax..."

Hot summer in July (open starter for male, female and futa)

28th of July: the most important day for Yang Xiao-Long as it was her birthday and what other way could she celebrate it than spending the day at the beach?

After some preparation Yang arrived at one of Vale's most popular beaches and got herself a spot near the water and was laying down on her towel. A few minutes later she noticed someone standing next to, casting a shadow on her while she lowered her sunglasses to get a better look at the person.

"Can I help you, sweetheart?"

"Quiet! Introductions can wait when we're safe." Now that he thought about it he never had to introduce himself to Randoms before. But once the commotion was over he'd introduce himself.

Slowly moving away he'd sigh.

"Anyway, I am Lance Ashford, of the Ashford clan, protectors of Vacuo, called the Vacuian Demon~!" He'd flip his hair out his face only for it to return exactly where it was. "As for what I'm doing here, I'm doing the same as everyone else on the beach; trying to relax." He'd sigh, feeling defeated before putting the umbrella back.

"Still I thank you for hiding me kind stranger."

"Um... excuse me? Who are you and what are you doing here?" Yang asked as she stood up and crossed her arms so that her chest was covered. "If you want to hide I would suggest that you go to these rocks over there" she said as she pointed at the huge rocks left of them

"Seems like you need to do research then, my apologizes for getting in your way- I hope you enjoy your day of birth." He actually liked her, not obsessed with his status , power or looks made things all the more easy even if she was a bit annoying.

Humans were like that however.

With the trouble died down he could sneak off and make some nice sand castles resembling home.

"You really didn't give me a choice since you basically used my umbrella to hide yourself. Also I have never heard of you so I don't understand what's the fuss about you and I really don't care since you are disturbing my birthday sunbath" Yang said as she had her arms crossed again

Despite his skills and importance, he wasn't doing anything impressive, he was enjoying time building sandcastles in the spot she told him to hide in earlier- making accurate depictions of Vale, Haven, Menagerie and Minstrel.

"Perfection, just like home." He couldn't help but pick up on her scent, she left a very big set of impressions on him, He'd walk off behind some rocks and wait till she probably followed and jumped out from a different set of rocks. "Gotcha, you again um...whoever you are, are you spying on me?"

Yang was a bit irritated by him but got a bit curious about what he was doing so she decided to follow him

"That's weird, you're weird." He'd tilt his head at that statement.

"As for how I knew you were there." He'd tap the tip of his nose. "I could smell your scent, it was getting closer so I could take advantage of that." He'd put a hand on his chin. "So what are you doing here?" He'd eye her up and down, to see if she had any ulterior motives or weapons.

"Who ARE you anyway?" A tone of curiosity escapes his lips.

"No, I was just curious what you're doing and how did you know that I would follow you?" Yang asked as she raised an eyebrow while crossing her arms

"I've never heard of you, stealer or hearts thought, that must be a deadly semblance." He didn't understand at first nodding sagely as if he understood from the get go.

"Oh of course, a day of birth is no fun without company! I get it..." Looking around at his sandcastle paradise he though why not let miss Yang xiao long enjoy in its splendor? "This is the perfect place for company, it's quiet an I'm right here, among the art I created~!" Wording it like that on accident could land him in hot water without him knowing it.

"Well, I am Yang Xiao-Long, member of team RWBY and the stealer of the hearts of both men and women and I'm just here to try enjoying my birthday and maybe get some company while doing so" Yang said as she stretched her arms, letting her breasts jiggle while doing so

"Oh, that makes more sense." Now he def didn't know what she meant by stealing the hearts of men and women, and he wondered what she meant by too much- his head with tilt the opposite direction and his tail would flicker.

Something seemed....off about her, he was going to address it till she mentioned his sand castles. With a snort he'd reply. "Anyone can make something with the right semblance, but it takes real skill to make these by hand- down to the details." He'd knell down to show her the finer details.

"No, silly. That's not my semblance. My semblance is getting stronger by taking hits... But sometimes it's too much" Yang said as she was holding her robotic arm and started to shake a bit. "Also you call this art? I have a friend who could make it within a second but made of ice"

Lance would cock and eyebrow, he didn't feel like they were talking about the exact same thing- and they were talking past each other, despite her bringing it up. "Look come here, you can easily do it too, you seem good with your hands." He'd take her by the hand and sit her with him.

"One, two or more hands, it doesn't matter, what does here, is passion." He'd make a small hut with a sand like person laying down and surround it with a moat of water. Playfully nudging her he'd wait to see what she'd make, he gave her a smile, he had faith in her skills, and frankly? He was excited to see what she'd make.

"I'm aware of that. I have grown since that... Incident and made peace with it. It's something I can't change anymore" Yang said as she looked at her robotic hand

"You can use pointy shells for the harder towers, Vacuo as a similar problem. Here, let me aid you." He'd sit right next to her and help her as they'd just enjoy a day together- at first it was innocent, then he looked down and saw her chest, shiny with sweat.

He looked away, his pants rising a bit. "So I never did catch your name. Who are you exactly?"

"Um... I think I understand, kinda..." Yang said as kneeled down and tried to make a copy of Beacon Academy out of sand which was rather difficult since Beacon had lots of pointy towers

"I did look away." He responded with a small chuckle, as he continued to mold sand to his liking. Pointing a finger at nothing in particular he wagged it, along with his tail. "Just the one moment? I figured we were having many moments." was it a joke or was he being earnest? Who knows.

Still that name sounded familiar, Yang. "Yang...ah, you're the one who almost won the vital festival- messy business that." Despite the pain and suffering that happened that day, he was still semi glad his sister and her team had to sit out due to the nation needing hunters to protect them.

"My name is Yang and yes, I know they are a bit distracting but try to keep your eyes up here. We are having a moment after all" Yang said as she stood up and crossed her arms to cover her breasts

Lance would listen silently, lips pursed in thought before he'd answer. "Yes, but that's why we fought, to save our loved ones- my sister's your age, but I wanted to make sure her and any future family and children I have live in a safer world." He'd start drawing in the sand next to her.

"There's still plenty of Grimm, but we also have Bandits and other criminals hiding in the shadows. I empathize, raised as a fighter I find myself at a lost for what to do as well." Despite not seeing half his face, you could feel the sadness.

"Lots of bandits hide in the oasis and abandoned areas in Vacuo; maybe you'd like to come with me and bash some skulls?" He felt a kindred spirit and why not offer her the chance if it would help both of them.

Yeah... At least we kicked the asses of the people that were responsible for this... " Yang said as she sat down and sighed. "And since then everything got bored... Especially since there's barely any Grimm to fight..."

"I led armies- how dare yo- oooh this is a jape! You got me~!" Truthfully he was so used to throwing away his life in battle he didn't really think about the after care of his body getting injured or the possibility to lose a limb himself.

When she'd pat the spot next to him, he'd sit there. "Sides I have a lifelong friend at my back, I nary suffer with him around." He'd touch his bare chest, a light would shine there- his summoned friend Falcor. "As long as she's not a fan I do not mind. I came to get away from my family wants, my parents constantly want me to settle down, to continue the bloodline...and I don't know; I never gelled with a girl that wasn't just someone who wanted to be nothing more than my wife." He'd make a tower and poke a hole in it absentmindedly.

"No challenge, no bite, no decisions of their own- it was always...'Whatever you want dear!' I hate it, I want a relationship! Not a robot, a handmaiden!" He'd breath deeply making a bad drawling of a sword between them.

"That sounds like a great offer... Just don't expect me to kiss your boo boos when you get hurt... And don't mind the company of a cat faunus" Yang said as she gave the spot next to her a pat, indicating that he should sit down next to her

Lance would nod smiling a wry smile. "My apologies, you are just very easy to talk to, because you actually want to talk to me; thank you yang." Looking down he'd see a crab entering Yang's sand castle, scuttling inside to make themselves at home. "Looks like you got a resident." He'd chuckle, softening up.

"You said you were bored, how are you at thrill rides?" He'd then summon Falcor, a large owl creature, it would eye Yang with all three eyes, before Lance would walk up to his giant friend's side.

"Care for a ride?" with another smirk, he was ready to show her a new world.

"Hey... Take it easy I know how it is to have annoying parents or at least one parent who abandoned me when I was a baby. And I'm sure you will find the right one. Just don't give up" Yang said as she placed her hand on his shoulder to show him her support

Lance at first would just stare into the middle distance at that statement, before looking at his giant owl.

"It's a semblance, it's not a real animal, Falcor won't bite you; I assure you." That was a funny but silly statement. Snapping his fingers Falcor would lower for her to get on, he'd lift her by her waist onto his back. Then he'd join her, sitting behind her. "...Unless you scream then he will bite you. Hang on!" He was just teasing, Yang could hear the humor in his voice as they'd both take off.

Flying high over the ocean waves.

"Well, that wouldn't be the craziest thing I've done so... Yeah, let's do that" Yang said as she slowly walked towards Lance and Falcor. "I just hope he doesn't bite me"

"I stand on him with no issue while he flies, you'll see- Falcor fly upside down." He'd tease before the third eye would gaze at the two, and almost as if gravity increased on them both, They'd be almost pinned suctioned to the beast before.

FWOOSH!

The giant beast would spin and go higher and higher, with Lance standing on him, similar to surfing, he'd let the wing blow his hair, basking in the breeze. Then as if controlling the bird, he'd squat a bit, and Falcor would get closer to the waves, close enough for them to touch. Lance would take Yang's flesh hand, and slowly glide it towards the waves, letting her in his palm feel the sea water. "You're a natural!" He'd call out with a smirk.

Yang held onto Falcor with a tight grip as she tried to surpress her urge to scream. "This is definitely the unsafest way of flying! I hope you have a plan in case I fall!"

"You wanna fall? Okay! Falcor let her go." Like a magnet she'd slowly lose her pull on the beast, he'd let her fall a bit with a chortle before grabbing her hips and placing her back.

"He's similar to magmatism, you won't fall unless I want you too, trust me. I will never let you fall, let me be your wings." After a few more loops and thrilling riding, they'd slow down and simply fly enjoying the scenery. "There' may not be many grimm, but this view, it is worth protecting." He's speak softly, taking it all in.

"You think so? I get the feeling that I will fall any moment and if I do I will make sure you will fall with me!" Yang said as she looked down at the water, seeing her own reflection before glancing at Lance, blushing a bit

"Why wear a suit if you can't get it wet?" The faunus would see a small lone island further out, from where he was looking it had a clear water spring there- a place to refresh. With a closed mouth smile he'd take them over to the island, flying over the oasis.

"Well it'll just be you and me, Let's fine out." This time Falcor would fly over and drop the pair into the clear drinkable water. He could possibly die here, but it be worth seeing her reaction.

"Yeah, you're right... But don't ever do that again. My bikini is brand new and I'm not sure if it becomes see-through once it gets wet..." Yang said as she tried to get Lance off guard as payback for making her almost fall into the water

Lance emerged from the water, his band now missing so his hair was now clinging to his, free and loose. He'd laugh a hearty laugh, chest heaving having fun.

After a moment, he'd notice her chest. Then whne he'd look at her, he'd notice them.

"Oh...Oh wow..." His cheeks darkened, and his eyes grew softer as he got a eyeful of her, all of her. Wait why were her eyes red??

"You are so dead right n-" Yang said before she fell into the water. Once she emerged her hair was wait and basically gluing onto her body while her eyes were now red instead of purple as she didn't notice that her nipples were visible through her bikini top

He wasn't expecting her to fall against her, knocking them both down, he felt something heavy on his chest, and it wasn't his conscious- it was a beautiful bosom. His cheeks darkened as he peered into those beautiful mounds.

It wasn't enough that her face gave him a desperate look, and his own second head betrayed him by raising from behind to greet her and him, brushing against a soft spot.

"You know...you're the first woman I've enjoyed my time with." His lips would get agonizingly close to see if she'd reciprocate.

"As I was saying... You are dead right n-" Yang said as she approached Lance before she tripped and landed on him, her huge breasts pressing against chest as she looked at him with a blush while her eyes turned purple again

Lance wasn't expecting that- their lips met, and they were so soft, and that wasn't the only soft thing he made contact with. He ass was nice and fat! His eyes fluttered close and he enjoyed the metaphorical ride, wrapping his tail around her leg as if she'd vanish after too long. This was quite the reward, and he wasn't complaining.

"And you are the first guy who managed to impress and annoy me at the same time... I think this deserves a reward" Yang said before she gave him no time to respond by kissing him passionately while she grabbed his right hand and placed it on her ass cheek