Like Brooo?? - Tumblr Posts

Thinking about how Louis "I hate theater kids" du Lac dated not one but two theater kids back to back. Had a theater kid baby with first theater kid daddy. Then theater kid daddy #2 kill his theater kid baby because she theater-ed too hard. In a theater. With a bunch of theater kids egging theater kid daddy #2 and theater kid daddy #1 was there too but he saved him but didn't save theater kid baby that HE made. Then Louis kept dating theater kid daddy #2 and said you're dead to me theater kid daddy #1. And then he met a normal non-theater kid that wanted to fuck him so bad but Louis was like no this bussy is only for theater kids. Take my trauma instead and non-theater kid said but what if it's best? Let me hit. Then theater kid daddy #2 came and wanted to kill non-theater kid. But Louis said no let him live this non-theater kid, he will not die via theater kid daddy. And then 50 years later that non-theater kid came back and was like...maybe the theater kids were the problem? And then Louis broke up with theater kid. And the theater kid turned non-theater kid even after Louis was like no touchies. Got me out here like:

I just saw a video called what your 2023 spotify wrapped says about you, and for ALL of the artists I listen to he straight up said, YOU. Are. Not. Straight. Like broooo 💀