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Thick guys in gear that make them look thicker is just a thick slice of heaven.

One of the fantasies I’ve had for so many years involves the scene of being a service sub for the football team, particularly the linebackers and all the thick guys playing. Despite knowing nothing about sports and knowing that I will never understand about the rules, the rigidities, and the way people center it as their religion where I’m from puts me in the perfect and advantageous “position” to just stay here in my own lane as cute, dumb, slutty, and small for the raging guts and arms of men who pulse testosterone. What if there’s a regulation of some nature where there needs to be a tiebreaker and they bring me out to be fucked by the two opposing team captains to break the tie in front of the audience be being fucked. It’s a win-win. 🥵🥵🥵👉👈

Parker Boudreaux

Us football 🏈