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2 years ago

Banter(?)

I’m reading this fic at the moment and Soap will try to confront Ghost about things sometimes but Ghost will just kinda go silent for a second then tell one of his fucked up dad jokes and I find it really funny.

Like imagine Soap really needing to have a talk with Ghost so he sits him down and is like,

“Hey, why are you acting like this? You’ve been so distant lately and I feel like you don’t love me anymore.”

And Ghost is just like

“What’s worse than biting into an apple and discovering a worm? Biting into an apple and discovering half a worm.”

And Soap sits there with the most distraught look on his face while Ghost looks completely unbothered and takes it as a cue to keep going LMAOO


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