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im bore. does anyone want to shoot each other until one of us hits something vital
*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch!
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted
i was trying to say “c’est la vie” but i forgot the phrase and so long story short i shrugged and said “livin la vida loca”
me, fucking up every important thing: well, rock and roll
i am crawling hands raw and knees bloody towards a terrible idea and every body is trying to stop me. and when i get there i am going to do it. that is my promise
i looooove characters who are sacrificial lamb coded. characters who have never lived for themselves. characters born to be a tool, a weapon, a sacrifice, all of the above. a character raised by the heroes to save the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. a character raised by the villains to end the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. characters who are denied personhood so they can be used as tools instead. characters who never even had a chance to be people because they were shaped into something else from the moment they were born. characters who were born to die.
i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me
always vaguely feeling like im in trouble for something but idk what
I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet
god complex? what's so complex about it. i'm a god, simple.
[guy who keeps dying and coming back voice] Why does everyone look so upset lol