Lmao Me - Tumblr Posts

how am I supposed to tell people that this is my favorite color specifically because of the funny hex code?
the gay experience is total and utter hatred of our physical appearance & then two seconds later complete narcissism and autoeroticism
Women who like getting choked during sex are same ones that cry if you sternly talk at them
adult autistics showing up to their assessments with a phd in autism, a 50 kg folder and a pre-prepared surprised face like



something I noticed. guess which spectrum I’m on
Celia is like if you got your average real life magnus archives fan and put them into the protocol universe. Hey do you have any statements about things being BURIED (wink!) or maybe about MEAT? (wink!) They could be connected 🤔 heh at least we're not working with TAPE RECORDERS! (WINK) Hey the voice reading the statements sounds a little FAMILIAR! (nudge) Alice it's like we've made some kind of archive... (GIGGLE) wouldn't be surprised if next episode opens with her saying What is this, some kind of Podcast Distributed By Rusty Quill Licensed Under A Sharealike 4.0 International License?(WINK🤪)