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hi I'm from your pseudo-medieval fantasy city. yeah. you forgot to put farms around us. we have very impressive walls and stuff but everyone here is starving. the hero showed up here as part of his quest and we killed and ate him
That seems like quite a fear of multitasking if you are also going to be kissing girls. Do you suggest stationing one at each stop in the cycle or bring along an equally hyperactive girl to intermittently kiss along the route?
Hello Amtrak official, I want to kiss girls on trains. However, I also have hyperactivate ADHD and often feel confined in the narrow spaces in the train and long to run around outside. How do I fix this problem?
I suppose you could just keep moving between the Coach, Observation and Cafe Cars to keep yourself from bring confined to one area for too long
a thousand reasons why | jjk (m)


Summary: “And if all of this experience was indeed a dream, you chose to stay just a little longer.”
After leaving to work towards his dream rather than the bonds that shackle him to home, you didn’t expect to see Jungkook again years later at your best friend’s wedding. And even less, for love to rekindle at second glance.
pairing: Jungkook x reader
genre: f2l; fluff, angst, smut, crack
warnings: a whole laundry list tf: (past) minor character death, somewhat toxic parents, (mentions of) gambling, blond & then 5th muster pied piper (fuckboy) jk lol, this jimin, jealousy, alcohol consumption, unrequited love (not between jk & oc), friends fighting; explicit multiple (2) sex scenes that include: dom & big dick!jk, light hair pulling, marking, tiddie sucking/breast play, clit pinching, pussy slapping, soft & rough sex, praising, biting, some spit ig, oral (f. & m.), fingering, handjob, consent <3, cockwarming, squirting, oversensitivity, multiple orgasms, mouth fucking,… uhh, consensual drunk sex, protected & unprotected sex…. yeah
word count: 43.1k (i sincerely apologise <3)
credits: such a beautiful banner by my lovely @taemaknae <3 !! beta’d by @bangtanhome @hobiandsprite & @missgeniality - your brains are exquisite and this fic would be NOTHING without you !! & parts read by @hantaev ILY ALL <3
a/n: i’m honestly SORRY for the wc lol pls still read tho, i worked so so hard on it :’) based on the 2013 movie YJHD! and a belated love letter to one of my favourite people in this world - happy birthday, jeon jungkook. i’ll always be inspired by your words and admire you forever <3
uploaded to AO3, too (for those who prefer pdfs or mobile readings!) + the fic is split in ‘Before’ & ‘Now’ - that way, you can read it in 2 sittings if you’d like <3

➳ listen to the (collaborative!) ATRW playlist for the full experience!
MASTERLIST | WIPs

The slowly vanishing light of the sun bathes the room in a golden glow when you close the door to your apartment behind you.
Coming home feels different today. With the boxes under your arms, you feel the weight of the postcards and invitations heavier than usual. After letting Dia ramble about the plans for the next few days, dreamy eyes drifting off now and then, you’ve grown increasingly tired this evening. And yet, you can’t wait to send off the cards that remain before the big day breaks in.
You lift the sunglasses from your eyes and place them on your head, not bothering to change your clothes before you sit down at your desk and start putting the invitations into envelopes. You wait and read with a thumping heart, fingers working through the pile quickly until you finally see it.
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A Still Day or A Hurricane (Series Masterlist) | JJK

Pairing: Jungkook x (f.) Reader
Genre/Tags: single mom lawyer!OC x pastry chef!Jungkook; angst, fluff, smut; slow burn; age gap
Series Warnings: foul/explicit language; mentions of abandonment, death, cheating; case mentions of murder, sexual harassment but I’m shit at law linggo pls forgive me; pregnancy, artificial insemination, child birth; bits of 💔 but so much 💞🌸🌈; explicit sexual content (specific warnings stated per chapter) (18+)
Word count: 139.3k
Status: Completed
Series summary: Driven by your perfectionist attitude and need to have everything in order, you planned that by age 30, you’d have made junior partner, bought your own apartment, and have children. You achieved them, of course, and while the last bit required you to take matters into your own hands - no thanks to your ex-boyfriend who dumped you but to your best friend who directed you to a fertility clinic - you’re now a 31-year old who pretty much has her life under control. You’re ready to raise your child on your own, that is, until the 20-something pastry chef flirts his way into your heart, messing up the perfect little life you worked so hard to have for yourself.
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A/N: The story that kept me afloat the past few weeks is here! I got an ask a few months ago from @rodejeon about what I think of single mom OC bc we always get single dad jk and I said the first thing I thought of was Leslie Mann’s character in How to Be Single. So that was my inspiration for this - successful woman, flirty younger man - but more.
It’s a little different than what I’m used to writing but I hope you don’t get put off by all the fluff and flirting. Blame instagram and vlive JK. But I just srsly wanted to feel happy and that’s what this story makes me feel. Also features all our favorite men (w/ wooga squad cameo) and an adorable little one whom I fell in love with as well 😍 Please watch out!
Chapter 01 (wc: 10.4K)
Chapter 02 (wc: 10.2k)
Chapter 03 (wc: 9.7k)
Chapter 04 (wc: 10.6k)
Chapter 05 (wc: 8.6k)
Chapter 06 (wc: 11.2k)
Chapter 07 (wc: 13.8k)
Chapter 08 (wc: 11.8k)
Chapter 09 (wc: 12.5k)
Chapter 10 (wc: 12k)
Chapter 11 (wc: 16.2k)
Chapter 12 (wc: 12.3k) || End
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the diary of a healing heart | kth | masterpost (m)


Summary: Time mends a broken heart. What you don’t consider is that the warmth of a completely unexpected person is enough to heal it, too.
⤞ pairing: Taehyung x female reader
⤞ genre: s2f2l, college!au; angst, fluff, crack, smut
⤞ warnings: alcohol consumption, swearing, mention(s) of past trauma, past break-up / toxic ex, (eventual) explicit sexual content (oral, unprotected sex, fingering, handjob, etc.); individual warnings for each chapter!
⤞ word count: around 55-60k in total
⤞ a/n: it’s time to go cheesy hours with kim taehyung! this series was my first fic ever, and i wrote it last winter before i joined tumblr. here we have the revamped, hopefully improved version! hope you guys enjoy this completely foolish couple !!
⤞ credits: special shoutout to @jaeism for making the two gooorgeous banners for me and @amourtae & @jimilter for beta’ing this whole thing <3 you’ve really been dealing with me and i’ll never be able to express my gratitude !!

⇢ CHAPTER INDEX

⇢ chapter 1: the first glance (8.6k)

⇢ chapter 2: colliding with you (7.5k)

⇢ chapter 3: fly to me (m) (10.5k)

⇢ chapter 4: sweet night (10.1k)

⇢ chapter 5: fading pain (8.1k)

⇢ chapter 6 (final): in your palms (9.7k)

⇢ epilogue (2.7k)

⤞ listen to: Winter Bear & Sweet Night by V <3
⇢ TEASER
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MASTERLIST | WIPS

if you’d like to be added to the taglist, send me an ask or comment here !! excited to share the story soon !! <3 (and i know it’s a long name, just shorten it with ‘tdoahh’! lol)
📕BTS Fic Reads - 2022 Feb
I know it’s already mid-March and I just got around compiling all the wonderful reads for the month of Feb. Sharing with the rest who usually go through archives for fic reading recommendations (though if you prefer going through archive or tags, that’s fine too! You’ll just see other fangirling content 🤭)
🌹These are not mine so please don’t hesitate in showing these lovely authors appreciation through commenting/reblogging their fics and sending them nice asks =). Thank you, dear authors! Sending you all big warm hugs 🤗💜

Note: if link doesn’t work, click on author link and go to their masterlist
🥕 Ongoing - most recent chapter [as of date this list was posted]
🥕 Completed - drabbles | one shots | series
🥕 S - smut | F - fluff | A - angst
Mostly Mature, 18+ only please
I read different members, different genres so please take note of the** tags, description per fic**
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