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𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔'𝐒 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐈𝐃 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄, his poor flip phone vibrating across the table as he slurps a few more noodles into his mouth. Fuck, he was hungry... who knew swallowing up curses left one's stomach growling for some ACTUAL form of sustenance?

[ 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 ➥ 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 六眼 ] : my apologies then, prettyboy.

[ 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 ➥ 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 六眼 ] : though it feels disingenuous now - i think i'll stick with melodramatic stud muffin. a bit more creative, yeah?

Suguru can't help but chuckle as he fires back another reply, however he isn't quick enough to beat Satoru's frantic clarification.

[ 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 ➥ 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 六眼 ] : LOL

[ 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 ➥ 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 六眼 ] : looks like i didn't even have to say it. need me to bring u a binky to suck on, or will u be heading back soon? 👶🍼

𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐔'𝐒 𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 of 'melodramatic stud muffin' -- he had to follow through with that now, no backing out.

[ 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 ➥ 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐰𝐮 🌺(づ￣ ³￣)づ💗] : its not shallow if youre the one saying it mr deeper meaning to everything

[ 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 ➥ 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐰𝐮 🌺(づ￣ ³￣)づ💗] : i am THE melodramatic stud muffin

[ 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 ➥ 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐰𝐮 🌺(づ￣ ³￣)づ💗] : yo tho this mission is like that nuclear warhead vs coughing baby meme

He paused... then frantically added, before Suguru could beat him to it, a very important clarification.

[ 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 ➥ 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐰𝐮 🌺(づ￣ ³￣)づ💗] : adn before you say itn no, im not the coughing baby, fuck you