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random texts w/ lucifer

includes: lucifer x gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned)

rated t | m.list

a/n: i plan to do these with a few more characters but if there’s someone you really want to see, lmk!! my inbox is open to chat, leave feedback, or request so come say hi!

warnings: spoilers for chapters ~60 & onward in image 7, cursing

please reblog 😱😱😻🙏

SO USEFUL THANK YOU.

seems to apply only to B and up, and man you wouldn't believe how long it took me to get all of this

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Nightbringer Surprise Guests

Lucifer

I'm feeling good. Why don't we open a bottle of my prized Demonus?

1. Tap Face

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Chest

I know you want to give me a high five, don't you? Fine, just this once. Call it a special occasion.

1. High Five

2. Rub Chest

3. Tap Arm

Mammon

We'll be invincible if we Team up!

1. Rub Face

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Face

Hey, hey, hey! The Great Mammon makes his mark!

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Head

Leviathan

Haha, let's experience tha taste of victory together!

1. Tap Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Head

Let's great each other like Normies would!

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Face

Satan

We won thanks to me.

1. Rub Face

2. Tap Chest

3. (Rub/Tap Chest, Tap/Rub Arm, Tap/Rub Head, Rub Face) Tap Face (couldn't get one with more hearts???)

Is this how one shares happiness? Give me a high five.

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Chest

Asmodeus

A win for me is as natural as breathing air!

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Chest

3. Rub Arm

Come on, hold out your hand. High five <3

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Face

Beelzebub

Thanks to you, I was able to get through it despite being hungry.

1. Tap Head

2. Tap Head

3. Rub Chest

Not bad, huh? It's time for a victory hamburger!

1. High Five

2. Rub Chest

3. Rub Arm

Belphegor

You want to hang out with me? All right, you got it.

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Head

All right... you want me to hold up my hand, right?

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Head

Diavolo

It really does feel good to win, doesn't it!

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Head

All right, let's savor the joy of victory... Just you and me!

1. High Five

2. Rub Face

3. Tap Face

Barbatos

Was I of any help to you?

1. Tap Head

2. Tap Head

3. Rub Head

Is this where we do the so-called "high five"? Someone taught me how to do it.

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Head

Solomon

You're my best student, you know? As your teacher, you make me proud

1. Tap Chest

2. Rub Chest

3. Rub Chest

Hey! It felt good to win like that, huh? We make a truly amazing teacher and apprentice team, am I right?

1. High Five

2. Tap Chest

3. Rub Head

Simeon

I'm super excited right now, but how about you?

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Arm

How about we see whether exchanging greetings will deepen our bond?

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Face

Luke

...So how was it? Did I look cool?

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Arm

Okay here we go! It's time for a high five!

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Head

MC: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Lucifer: I wake up at 4:30 AM.

MC:

MC: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

i discovered the incorrect quote’s generator and it’s a blast

AHHHH

he’s so fucking adorable

LOOK AT HIM ! SUCH A HANDSOME WITTLE GUY !

the lucifer plush is fully funded and releasing in october / november !! i can’t wait to have him in my grasp (つ﹏⊂)

i’m gonna chew on his skrunkly little feet :)

thinking about lucifer and how badly he’d crumble if you held him. like, let him lay his head on your chest while you rub circles into his scalp and rub his back and massage his shoulders. he tears up, hiding his face as he nuzzles into your chest. he doesn’t want you to see but a couple of stray tears don’t go unnoticed. he’ll relax into your touch practically becoming dead weight on top of you. he’ll fall asleep fast and hard and will deny that he snores.

or, interrupting his work at like 2am, him probably six hours deep into paperwork, sitting at his desk. gently cupping his face and telling him he’s too good for this. too good for all the endless, tedious paperwork. too good for all the stress and the headaches. just holding his face and letting him sink into your touch. watching his face relax and his shoulders drop as he lets out a sigh of relief.

please i will never find love until this man becomes real.

thinking about lucifer with a size kink (totally not me projecting) and getting turned on by a short/shorter mc. like when they have to stand on their toes to reach something on a shelf or when they climb the counters to look in a cabinet. or seeing how their feet don’t touch the ground when they sit in most chairs. or how big things look in their hands ahem. he just thinks it’s so cute that it makes heat blossom between his thighs.

he loves to pick them up and lug them over his shoulder to carry them to his room. he loves how small they look on his bed, how small they look underneath of him. he loves the way he towers over you, his size caging you in.

now i personally headcanon luci to be 6’4 (yum) and thinking about him standing next to my 5’4 ass. just standing there all menacingly and sexy,,, zoo wee mama

This is cute, though!

Mc has a Little D. of the Brothers

Original

Lucifer:

where did you even get this thing? you know what doesn´t matter throw it out

what do you mean no? you can´t seriously want to keep this thing it´s acting ridiculous! (jokes on him the Little D. of Pride acts just like Lucifer)

and it´s especially funny because the Little D. say the same thing

which angers Lucifer (if you want the Little Pride to survive you should probably run)

needless to say he will always hate that you insist on keeping it around

but he also can´t really say anything against it

because he is a major Simp

Mammon:

you just brought home little D. Nr.2 one day

where did you get it from? nobody knows…

this is not true Barbatos allowed you to keep him

it´s funny watching both of them bicker

it´s not so funny when both of them work together

considering a lot more things in the House of Lamentation go missing

yeah everybody knows it was those two

Mammon get´s in trouble, Little D. No.2 get´s away without trouble

partially because he´s a Little D. partially because he belongs to you and they don´t want to mess with you

Leviathan:

both of them are Envious of the other

is it a surprise? no, is it annoying? totally

they also get jealous of each other when only one of them can spend time with you

this situation is pretty much just Levi´s normal fits of jealousy but now it´s times two

if they weren´t so loud it would actually be really funny

one of them wants to play games? if the other wasn´t invited and finds out they will throw a tantrum

okay this one is actually hilarious until Leviathan summons Lotan

than you´re panicking

Satan:

they get along surprisingly well

which is probably thanks to the fact that both of them love to read and cats

the Little D. joins you and Satan in the cat café meetups

but just because Satan and the Little D. don´t fight against each other doesn´t mean everyone is safe

let´s just say when anybody angers them (which is easy) it will end in a blood bath

or just beating people up doesn´t matter if they angered them or not

but otherwise you have a nice time ^-^

Asmodeus:

he´s actually really happy to spoil it

and the Little D. loves it

you actually can´t tell who he loves more

it´s the Little D. simply because it let´s Asmo dress it up in whatever he wants and enjoys it

actually at this point it´s just his

doesn´t matter that you brought it home it now belongs to Asmo

he also love taking pictures for his Devilgram with the Little D. (and sometimes you are allowed to be in them)

his followers also love the Little D. nearly as much as they love Asmo

Beelzebub:

you actually have to be careful when food is involved because they will either fight for it or one of them might try to accidentally eat the other

it´s a little funny though when the Little D. accidentally bites Beel

not so funny when Beel does the biting considering he could and would eat the Little D.

back to funny

bake those two only One cake and watch them fight to the death over it (and growl at everyone who tries to get a piece)

Belphegor:

they are nap buddies

Belphie likes to use it as as a pillow and the Little D. likes being squished

it´s actually a weirdly cute sight

if they aren´t sleeping somewhere dangerous or in the middle of the room (Mammon tends to trip over them)

or forcing you to join in on their napping sessions

which wouldn´t be a problem if Belphie wouldn´t do it every time Lucifer wants you to do something or you have chores to do

or they just lay on you so you can´t move

Mc: (crying)

Lucifer: stop that

Mc: (still crying) he's just to perfect

Lucifer: (sighing) Cerberus just gave you paw

Mc: (hugging Cerberus) he's just a perfect little guy

Lucifer: Mc you are permitted to visit the Human World

Mc: world up there bad, wanna stay in actual hell

Lucifer: what?

Mc: (shows him the news)

Lucifer: I believe it would be in your best interest to stay in the Devildom

Mc: (holding a gun) can I shoot somebody?

Lucifer: Mc this is the fifth time you asked

Mc: and?

Lucifer: it's still no

every second thought?? nah, my mind is ALWAYS planning large-scale gardening (the code word my friends use for 1st degree premeditated murder-)

Mc: I have been thinking

Lucifer: sounds dangerous

Mc: I didn't even say anything

Lucifer: don't act like every second thought isn't murder

Mc: okay fair...

incorrect quotes #12

gender neutral reader

Lucifer: *points at Satan* A human turtleneck, *points at Asmo* a narcissistic monster, *points at Mammon* and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met. Mammon: And who am I? Describe me now.

Incorrect qoutes #16

Gender neutral reader

Mammon: I can explain. Lucifer: Can you? Mammon: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

MC : Can I sit here

Lucifer : This is my lap

MC : I don't see a problem

The Demon Brothers respond to you prank texting them - "I'm breaking up with you"

Ahhh! The official anime for Obey Me releases soon and I CANNOT wait!!!