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My fave classic Disney
ALADDIN (1992) dir. Ron Clements, John Musker
Monopoly ruins friendships just saying…
No doubt Genie would have magically and albeit naively, conjured up a game of monopoly to introduce to his friends, only to have the nature of the gameplay completely destroy their loving relationships within a matter of how ever long THAT person takes on their turn smh…
Carpet would obviously win with no blood, sweat and tears lost.
Jasmine would ultimately forfeit the entire game after dangerously threatening the worthless lives of her components. Leaving the entire table afraid to go to sleep at night, and making her father wonder where he went wrong.
Aladdin would initially not want to get too invested, but would honestly end up putting everything on the line to win. Including a his soul and sanity.
Abu would rip up his cards in pure rage.
Genie’s friendly disposition would dwindle away as carpet collects his last dollar.
Not to mention, and not pictured: sultan crying in the other room after he excused himself politely.
I mean. Have you ever finished a game of Monopoly civilly??? On top of never having to deal with someone threatening to end it all? Let’s just say, we burned our board…
Sorry to those who actually like the game. You’re probably good at it. 😑