Magic Zoologist!yuu - Tumblr Posts
With the harry potter au mc a magic zoologist imagine them taking the cast on a field trip inside the bag. Like them going, "over there is a Bowtruckle tree, oh and there the niffler pen be careful of any valuables they like to steal"
malleus is shiting bricks cuz his child of man has DRAGONS? vil over there like 👁👄👁 at the oocamys/unicorns, Floyd can't get enough of the mooncalves and some people wonder whats the empty pen is for and others claim there are some weird-looking bat horses in there. Mc confirms yes something is occupying the enclosure, "Thestrals only people who've experienced death can see them" as one walks up to mc bowing its head for pets, "they're quite misunderstood species" returning its affections.
They hear a thunderclap and one of thunderbird just dive-bombs them mc like, "Richard we talked about this, you can just do that to people"
Showing them a newborn griffin, "this is peter he hatched about a week ago say 'hi' peter" the baby griffin just releases an ungodly screech
:000 THESE ARE ADORABLE
I’m going to add some more ideas:
Jamil gives and unholy scream as he sees an Acromantula. Actually, a lot of them do. Especially when it starts talking. Sure, Grim is a talking cat, but at least he’s cute. Jared is just fucking terrifying.
I wonder who can see Thestrals 🤔
I have a list of who I think could probably see them: Leona, Ruggie, Kalim, Jamil, Idia, Ortho, Malleus, Lilia.
DIFHJEIXD MALLEUS MEETING A DRAGON. WHAT IF THEY BOND THO?! IT WOULD BE SO WHOLESOME EVEN THOUGH SOME OF THEM ARE VERY INTIMIDATED BY THE DRAGON.
:000 First Years + Yuu decide to go broom riding in Yuu’s bag and come across a Golden Snidget.
JADE MEETS A HORKLUMP
Try to convince me that Floyd wouldn’t be able to tame a Kelpie by some means.
I bet a Kneazle would hiss at Azul, but defiently snuggle to Leona for no particular reason what so ever.
IMAGINE IF YUU HAD A PHOENIX.
THAT THING WOULD JUST BURST INTO FLAME AND DIE AND GIVE EVERYONE A SCARE
And Yuu says, “Really? It’s that time of year again? You dramatic little shit-“
Proceeds to bring a baby bird out of the ashes and says, “We’re going to have to watch over this little one for a few months.”