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This is my first time posting so yeah.

-I’m sorry if he’s a little out of character this a bullet farmer x reader smut so if you don’t like that then just don’t read it.-

Being Kalashnikov’s wife wasn’t the easiest thing in the world especially when he left to go help the Immortan with something. You were in charge while he was away and it was a job in it of itself. You had to make sure the workers were actually working and that the people would actually listen to you. Being a woman in the wasteland was hard because barely anyone would give you to same respect as a man. Being his wife did help a lot though because it meant you were the queen.

It had been three days until Kalashnikov had finally return from whatever the Immortan needed help with. You could see him from the Peacemarker; he looked pissed.

He got out of the car and was heading towards the house; you’d guessed that he’d seen you from the balcony. You came inside from the balcony and when to sit on the bed hearing him coming up the stairs. He opens the door and closes it behind him entering the room.

“So what happened?” You asked as he began to undress and get into comfortable clothes.

“Joe lost his prized breeders and me and People Eater had to go after them with him. It’s all about babies with him.” Kal said as he finished changing into a white shirt and boxers. He sat down beside you laying his head on your shoulder.

“You know he wants a healthy son; you can’t blame him for that but he can go off the deep in with this stuff.” You say to him as he holds your hand.

“So how has everything been doing over here?” Kal says he looks at you in the eyes.

“Everything has been fine just a lot to handle. We started drilling in a new spot that we think will have more resources for making bullets and guns.” You says has you start to lay down on the bed.

“That’s great. I’m glad you actually got something meaningful done unlike me.” Kal said has he laid back with you cuddling up to you and laying his head on you chest.

“You helped the Immortan with something he thought is important so you did do something meaningful.” You said as you ran you finger though his hair.

“I guess but I swear all he can think of is getting someone pregnant. We live in a fucking wasteland and all he can think about is getting the next thing he sees pregnant! He’s so annoying when comes to that. He used to kill anyone who got in his way now all he does is think about healthy babies.” Kal gets off the bed and begins ranting on about the Immortan while walking around the room.

You sit up and listen to him yell about his friend. When his finally done you speak.

“He doesn’t have anything else to do other than worry about having a healthy boy. He’s an old man, Kal.” You said as he stops in front of the bed.

“I know he’s old but still its so fucking stupid. You don’t see me trying to get you pregnant everyday.” Kal says placing his hand over his face.

“Well you could start.” You say under your breath.

“What?” He looks at you taking his hand off his face.

You realize what you had said not completely regretting but you still didn’t want to said it again.

“Nothing.” You said turning away from him.

“No, you said something.” He says stalking over to you.

“Why should I say it again if you know what I said.” You stated as you crossed your arms over your chest, looking up at him.

“Because I said so, little girl.” He says as he pushes you back on the bed and pins your arms above your head.

“Fineeee. I said you could start.” You answered looking at him in the eyes. Those crazy eyes that make you feel like the smallest thing in the world. He was standing between your legs while still having your arms pinned over your head.

“That’s new coming from you. I remember the first time we did anything and you threatened to cut my dick off if I got you pregnant.” He said laughing at the memory.

“Things have changed plus I didn’t realize how good you were.” You said as you wrapped your legs around his waist putting him closer to you.

“So are you going to just stare at me or are you going to fuck me in the mattress.” You said feeling him grow hard on your core.

“Going be my little whore today, I see. “ he said letting go of your hands and going down to suck on your neck. You ran your fingers through his hair has he began to start biting at you. One of his hands when under your shirt and began to play with your nipples. You pushed him off of you to put your shirt off; you could see the crazy in his eyes. He never really hurt you but his eyes always told you different; evil, crazy man. He pulled his shirt off as well; scars from dust wars, and backstabbers from the past. You moved so he could get on the bed and get better on top of you.

He goes for your chest first; the feeling him suck and lightly bite is almost enough to drive you crazy. You run your fingers through his fluffy hair again; the bullet teeth were weird at first but by now they were a new normal to you. You wrapped your legs around him again bring him closer to you. His cock was so hard against the thin material as he began to grind down on you. Your patience was being tested by all the foreplay but it had been awhile.

“Please hurry up and fuck me, Kal.” You moaned out as he stopped playing with your chest.

“Have some patience, my little whore. I only left for three days and you already can’t wait for me to rail ya.” He said as he got off of you to take off your shorts and underwear; he did the same to himself.

“Those were three long days, Kal.” Before you can add anything else, he flips you so you’re on stomach. You get on your knees and turn your head so you can see him. His hands slides over your slit feeling how wet you are for him. He slides two fingers into you then pulls them out only to use your wetness as lube for his cock. He grabs your hips as he lines his cock up with you; without warning pushed his cock into you while harshly grabbing your hips.

He gives you a minute adjust to his size; he was good length but not the kind that took you an hour to get use to.

The first thrust felt like heaven to you as you let yourself go and bounce on his cock meeting his thrusts. He grabbed your hips harder wanting to leave marks on you. He loved watching your ass bounce on his cock; watching his cock disappear inside you then reappear. He was going to busted if he kept watching that so he pulled out of you and threw over on your back. He was being rough with you; it wasn’t new to you but normally that only happened if he was in a bad mood but this was different.

He puts your legs over his shoulders as he lines up with you again. He enters you again harder and faster. You can’t stop from screaming and scratching at anything you can find.

“You’re so tight, girly. “ he says as he thrusts into you harder. You can tell he’s almost there and it’s getting harder for him to hold back.

“You want me to cum in this pretty pussy of yours? Put a load in ya so you’ll look like a breeder. My breeder. My wife.” He asked as he wraps a hand around your throat and slows down with his thrusting.

“Yes!” You screamed out as his hand got tighter around your throat.

“What was that, girly?” He asks as his other hand goes down to play with your clit.

“Yes! Please I want all your cum, please Kal!” You yell out even louder.

“That’s what I like to here.” He says as he goes hard and fast with his thrust again. You almost there as he plays with your clit even more; you can feel his cock pulsating inside you.

You come moaning out his name as your pussy milks cock for every drop of his cum. He comes soon after you and gives a finally thrust before finally pulling out of you. He lays down beside you and you cuddle up a little with him. He takes a minute to caught his breath before saying anything.

“Are you sure you want to have a baby?” He asks looking down at you.

“Well things are good right now and you’re getting old so why not try to have a little family.” You says as you look back up at him.

“I guess you’re right but just tell me if you change your mind.” He says as he runs a hand though your hair.

After a few minutes, he goes to sleep and leaves you to think about the whole thing before you finally going to sleep. Maybe having a kid wouldn’t be that bad.

-thank you for reading I really hope you enjoyed it☺️✨-

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