Man Is A Negative Barometer Of Rizz - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
Erica: Boyd's out of town for the week. Derek, tell me I'm pretty.
Derek: ...
Derek: Were I not already mated, I would take you in manly fashion.
Erica: Because I'm pretty?
Derek: Because you're pretty.
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teen wolf
Sterek
the wonder betas
disaster hales
the hales traded game for good looks
this man can only flirt when he's faking it
otherwise he has zero game
absolutely none
man is a negative barometer of rizz
this is the absolute best he can do in a split second
lucky for him stiles finds this attractive
eli spent years wondering if werewolves could asexually reproduce bc no way was his dad pulling anyone
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