Mans Is A Little Shit - Tumblr Posts

so we all know that mr. d can’t touch anything alcoholic. there are several times in the books where he tries to drink wine but it turns into coke or pepsi or something. but do you think he’s ever done it on accident??

mr.d, standing in chb’s infirmary talking to will about inventory or smth. then he just leans up against a cabinet on the wall and for some reason will just freaks out???

now mr.d turns around and opens the cabinet to see what’s got will all worked up and the entire cabinet is full of hundreds of bottles of diet pepsi.

he’s leaned up against chb’s entire hand sanitizer supply